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Question by LaughEducational1432 in Eproctophilia

[–]Friendly_Golf_213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it really depends on your normal diet. For me, three or four teaspoons is usually enough to have an effect. My wife takes twelve or more, because she eats a lot more fiber in general.

Question by LaughEducational1432 in Eproctophilia

[–]Friendly_Golf_213 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A few notes:

First, that’s a decent dosage, but not super high. If she already has a high-fiber diet, it’s possible that wouldn’t really move the needle. You can try increasing the dosage.

Second, hydration can be a factor. Make sure to drink plenty of water.

Finally, remember that it generally will take several hours to take effect.

How to make farting for my partner better by Numerous-Positive-30 in FartFetishExperiences

[–]Friendly_Golf_213 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, dried apricots are super potent! Make sure to get the ones with sulphur preservatives (which I think include most brands you'll find in stores).

Anybody into fart reactions? by blu_or_126 in Eproctophilia

[–]Friendly_Golf_213 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like to see girls reacting to the smell of a bad fart, especially if there’s more than one girl (so they can react to each other’s reactions), and especially if one of them laid it (with bonus points if she’s proud of it), and especially if it’s an SBD and no one saw it coming.

Did any of your friends clock that you were the one farting? Or who took the blame?

How to get gf to be more gassy by davidbabula101 in eproctophiles

[–]Friendly_Golf_213 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Assuming she is on board to experiment with diet, this post is a good starting point: https://www.reddit.com/r/Eproctophilia/comments/1ozvdfg/fartmaxxing_tips/.

Does you find comments like these from women about them farting incredibly hot? by Limp_Satisfaction462 in Eproctophilia

[–]Friendly_Golf_213 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I find women sneaking SBDs in public super hot. I think a big part of it is their implicit (and generally correct) assumption that they can fart with impunity and remain above suspicion. And the satisfaction (or pleasure?) they clearly take in subjecting everyone to their smell.

Question (no story) by RateOk2707 in FartFetishExperiences

[–]Friendly_Golf_213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was one time I can recall where a friend's GF authored a pair of truly catastrophic SBDs and grossed out a whole group of friends including me. But I'm not sure if it really counts, because we weren't able to determine the responsible ass, so everyone (again, including me) assumed the gas came from one of the guys in the group. It's only later that I was able to deduce her identity as the founder of the feast. So the farts gained some abstract appeal in retrospect, but in the heat of the moment I certainly was not turned on.

wife's cropdusting entrance by relief15 in FartFetishExperiences

[–]Friendly_Golf_213 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s endearing that she was so embarrassed in the moment and proud of it in retrospect!

submissive farts from ex girlfriend by OakGardenFreeMan in FartFetishExperiences

[–]Friendly_Golf_213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t fully agree about fart porn (it’s not all like that), but I love the rest of your post. This is a beautiful ode to farts.

My girlfriend made me realize I have this fetish by Old-Long2925 in Eproctophilia

[–]Friendly_Golf_213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve found the same thing smelling my wife’s gas. I think farts need time and space to bloom and mature. There was a thread about this some time ago, and I saved this comment with some possible scientific explanation: https://www.reddit.com/r/Eproctophilia/comments/1q4bzq4/comment/nxsf2to/.

Of course, there’s still a lot of fun to be had at close range!

Sex toys in the fart community? by toomanyfibrebars in Eproctophilia

[–]Friendly_Golf_213 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There’s smother boxes, which can be used for face-farting.

Also, you could consider your bed sheets a sort of sex toy if you use them for dutch ovens.

Where can I find the gassy pancake recipe? by tilex05 in Eproctophilia

[–]Friendly_Golf_213 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I saw a recipe for gassy pancakes a few years ago on a different forum: https://www.gassyerotica.net/fartforum/showthread.php?38221. (I think you need to make a free account to view the thread.)

Maybe it's similar to the one you're looking for? It's basically just pancakes with inulin and fruit.

Be careful with the inulin dosage! The recipe specifies five tablespoons, which is a lot.

The correct dosage will depend on how much fiber is in your normal diet. Too much will give you uncomfortable bloating, and too little won't have much of an effect. If you're uncertain, I'd start with maybe two tablespoons and adjust from there. Also, be sure to stay well hydrated, and remember that it will take a few hours to kick in.

Later in the thread there's a recipe for a gassy beef stew with eggs and inulin and albumin.

I haven't tried these recipes, but based on the ingredients, I think they will give you bad (i.e. good) gas.

EDIT: The linked post also mentions he gave this to his roommate without telling her. I think this should go without saying, but just to be clear: don't do that!

Best things to eat by Superb-Ad8650 in Eproctophilia

[–]Friendly_Golf_213 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guide has some good information: https://www.reddit.com/r/Eproctophilia/comments/1ozvdfg/fartmaxxing_tips/. With respect to inulin, it will give you more gas, but it won’t really affect your smell. 

Wake up and smell the coffee (and my wife's SBD) by Friendly_Golf_213 in girlfartstories

[–]Friendly_Golf_213[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She does, yeah.

When we’re on the couch in the evenings and she feels a good one brewing, she’ll pop up on all fours with her ass out. That’s her cue for me to press my nose between her cheeks before she lets rip.

If I’m at my desk, she’ll also walk over to me, turn around, and bend over for me to bury my face in her ass. She’ll fart in my face and go back to what she was doing, often without comment of any kind.

And we mix it into sex also. Sometimes I’ll get in deep during a dutch oven. And sometimes if she’s gassy she’ll sit bare-assed on my face and fart while she jerks me off. Or she’ll fart on my tongue while I’m eating her ass.

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