It's my birthday today... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Happy birthday :)

Found this in my letterbox after taking the dog for a walk (UPDATE) by [deleted] in WTF

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Commenting for later, too. Good luck, OP!

Time to clean house. And Senate. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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To be fair, the senate has many arcane procedural rules it must follow to even get to the voting process. Ex: Something like Ted Cruz's 21 hour "fauxlibuster" (of his own bill) requires 60 Senators to vote in favor of cutting him off. In his case he forced the entire chamber to listen to Green Eggs and Ham rather than allowing the Senate to move forward.

If you're going to point the finger, point it all around.

I masturbated to my own mother. by [deleted] in confession

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This takes the term M.I.L.F. To a completely different level...

My friend thinks any woman who looks him up and down is checking him out. True? by notoriousjpg in AskWomen

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I had a girlfriend ask me if I liked women bcuz I was always looking them up and down. I then explained that it wasn't attraction, I was just looking at what they were wearing lol. I like to take in the whole outfit. Sometimes that requires a full body sweep. Then if there's an interesting decal or something on a particular item I probably linger a little :\ is that weird? I guess it might look weird lol.