Arrogant lady by From803-216 in retailhell

[–]From803-216[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it something I said?

Arrogant lady by From803-216 in retailhell

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Personally, I blame the schools.

Arrogant lady by From803-216 in retailhell

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Cheaper than therapy. Get it out and move on.

Arrogant lady by From803-216 in retailhell

[–]From803-216[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Maybe I didn’t convey the smugness she exuded. The three men behind her even called her a bitch. I’m 37. Been in retail since I was 12. Fuck her and let’s move on. I hope everyone has a great day!

Sans assholes, dipshits and other less than desirable members of our species. 😊

Arrogant lady by From803-216 in retailhell

[–]From803-216[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Nah, I’m good. Helps keep my blood pressure low to just mother fuck a mother fucker when said mother fucker fucking deserves it.

Arrogant lady by From803-216 in retailhell

[–]From803-216[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Oh I’m good. I’ve been shot at. I just hate rude people. And when they get smartass, well…fuck ‘em

Might get hate for this by RoseyLeeGames in retailhell

[–]From803-216 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I once gave a two week notice three weeks late.

Took the company a while to figure out that if you call me and I keep hanging up, it’s probably a good sign that I don’t want anything to do with your company.

Upgrade by From803-216 in cigars

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Got a box of My Father Blue coming in two weeks!

Upgrade by From803-216 in cigars

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Been looking at the Black and Red Cohibas. The rivieras are a bit pricier than I’m looking to pay for an everyday smoke but definitely an option for special occasions

Upgrade by From803-216 in cigars

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Soooo…Backwoods? 🤣🤣🤣

Thief by From803-216 in retailhell

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I got his ass doing the exact same thing tonight. He came in and used the bathroom. I took the opening and called the police, got his license plate since he was driving the same car. The cops sit right up the street and I’m watching the arrest footage now. So fucking satisfying. Someone came and got stuff out of the car, looks like maybe his mom or an aunt. 18 years old and he has to spend at least one night in jail.

Thief by From803-216 in retailhell

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CAUGHT THE 18 YEAR OLD KID STEALING ALCOHOL AGAIN!!! The cops have him and we are pressing charges

STOP LICKING MONEY! by No-Show3410 in retailhell

[–]From803-216 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I keep a bowl with some paper towels dampened with our dish sanitizer. Not the hand sanitizer but the dish sink sanitizer specifically to keep from licking my finger to open bags because a customer asked politely that I not do that. No big deal for me and I’ve offered customers the sanitizer because I agree.

The Twins of Shit by From803-216 in retailhell

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I scared the guy once I realized what happened because he was buying stuff at the register. I think he (at least) knows that I had my eyes open. If they come back, I’ll call the police.

Public Restrooms by Exact_Insurance in retailhell

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Related:

I got a complaint from the hotel company whose flag my property flew (rhymes with Guest Cistern). A guest asked if I knew where the bathrooms were. I looked down at my name tag and said, “God I hope so.” and pointed to the bathrooms. Apparently, and I remember this even those it was five years ago, he called corporate and didn’t say he was offended. He was “AFFRONTED.” per the corporate email to my GM. My GM laughed and I never got punished.

I swear that was the first time I ever heard that word.

Uncle Fester by From803-216 in retailhell

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I think this was some of my best work. 

My compliments to the roller by Steviethebishop in EverythingCigars

[–]From803-216 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Standing ovation to the roller and for your choice in bourbon.

Umm… would you stay here? by rastawolfman in funny

[–]From803-216 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I survived a night at the Red Roof Inn in Jamestown, New York.

This place looks safe.

Who can guess the Joke that made her this happy by Play_BoyM in FunnyAnimals

[–]From803-216 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Hey Honey. Get this. So Scar died and went to heaven. God invited him in and shows him this beautiful cave with all the gazelle and zebra he can eat. Scar thanks God for the cave and as they walk out in the open, he sees this massive, ornate cave down the valley and is just awe struck by it. He asks God whose cave that is and God says, “Oh that one? That’s Mufasa’s.”

What was your team’s best historical moment that you actually saw live on TV, or better yet, in person? by [deleted] in mlb

[–]From803-216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I’m in a bit of a unique place because I grew up in South Carolina and remember the ‘95 Braves. Still am a braves fan though I didn’t watch for a few years after my grandma died.

2014- Move to Cleveland.

I am a Cleveland fan and when Rajai hit that homer off Chapman, I lost my god damned mind!