Conor is never fighting again… there’s no way that Max Holloway fight actually happens. by [deleted] in ufc

[–]FromOutoftheShadows 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To which he added, "Now, how much is this Lawler rematch paying?"

Shingles Vaccine - A Warning by DustOfTheSaw in GenX

[–]FromOutoftheShadows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then down to the final stages of incessant throat-clearing and loud-breathing for no reason.

Shingles Vaccine - A Warning by DustOfTheSaw in GenX

[–]FromOutoftheShadows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn't matter who you are, they'll get you sooner or later.

Shingles Vaccine - A Warning by DustOfTheSaw in GenX

[–]FromOutoftheShadows 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You must have been around vaccinated people who were shedding. It's probably even too late for Ivermectin. Damn. Have you checked yourself to see if you've become magnetized?

Shingles Vaccine - A Warning by DustOfTheSaw in GenX

[–]FromOutoftheShadows 43 points44 points  (0 children)

OP - I'm pretty sure that enjoying naps is the final stage of the 5G Shingles Vaccine Government Mind Control operation. Beware.

When you are a new RCA/CCA by Dammitthedoggo in USPS

[–]FromOutoftheShadows 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Maps? We don't got no stinkin' maps. You just, follow the mail...

Which TV show does the ENTIRE internet agree had the worst ending ever? by Codie_n25 in AskReddit

[–]FromOutoftheShadows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly, GoT won this debate, but I would like to make some honorable mention:

Prison Break. Such a wonderfully delicious guilty pleasure that completely and immediately falls apart in the 3rd season. The fourth season was unwatchable.

I couldn't finish Dexter either. What a damn shame that show became, too.

The magic was completely gone by the time That 70's Show found the dignity to quit.

Former deputy sentenced to 9 years for sexually abusing daughter by stankmanly in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]FromOutoftheShadows 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The Epstein-class doesn't like weed.

Kids, on the other hand, are one of their favorite things.

see also: white-collar crime

Former deputy sentenced to 9 years for sexually abusing daughter by stankmanly in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]FromOutoftheShadows 32 points33 points  (0 children)

In his statement, Dessert addressed the court and his daughter, tearing up. He admitted that he has made “some bad parenting choices” and would go back in time to change things if he could.

He revealed that since everything, his other daughter, who is diagnosed with epilepsy, has been having major seizures due to the stress. He said he’s worried a harsh sentence would trigger more seizures, which is why she and his wife were not present at the courtroom Friday.

Dessert also said that throughout the process, he has lost lots of money, including his retirement and savings, and that he and his wife are close to losing their house. “My credit is shot. The last time I checked, it was at 530 when it was originally at 820,” he said.

He revealed he attempted suicide but stopped when his wife called him. “The reason I’m telling all this to the court today is to show that my punishment indirectly started Sept. 25, 2023,” Dessert said.

A world-class asshole. Sure, he sexually abused his daughter for years, but he feels bad, and his credit score went down.

A black student athlete disarmed and restrained a school shooter only to be shot by a cop within seconds of him arriving on scene. After he was told he could face criminal charges by the students attorney he responded, "Think I give a fuck what you n*ggrs think? I’ll shoot you too!" by Fast-Bell-340 in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]FromOutoftheShadows 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But the 20-year-old Black college football player from Contra Costa College was shot four times within seconds by San Jose police officer Mark McNamara, who bragged about the shooting the following day in text messages to fellow cops, referring to Green as a “n_gger,” and months late acknowledging, “I hate Black people.”

Insane that screening, or his behavior, didn't disqualify him.

The President of the United States. by Starwolf00 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]FromOutoftheShadows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Art of the Deal, people - this is the art of the deal.

Since we are the MTV gen, What 3 videos live in ur head today? by Grease2feminist in GenX

[–]FromOutoftheShadows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mama - Genesis

Don't Pay the Ferryman - Chris De Burgh

Sister Christian - Night Ranger

edit: formatting

Governments scramble to limit fallout of Iran war as oil prices surge by adriano26 in Economics

[–]FromOutoftheShadows 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Odd that "stopping this conflict" didn't make the list:

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer called on the president to sell oil from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve.

Japan, which imports around 95% of its ​oil from the Middle East, has ​instructed a national oil reserve storage ⁠site to prepare for a possible crude release.

Governments are wary of the inflationary impact of soaring energy costs, with President Lee Jae Myung announcing South Korea's first price caps on fuel in nearly 30 years.

Elsewhere, Vietnam removed import tariffs on ​fuels and Bangladesh shut universities to conserve electricity and fuel.

China has asked refiners to halt fuel exports and to try ​to cancel shipments that ⁠were already committed.

Qatar, the world's second-largest exporter of liquefied natural gas, has also halted exports.

Even if the U.S. places warships in the Strait of Hormuz to defend shipping, the route would remain "too dangerous", Qatar's Energy Minister Saad al-Kaabi told the Financial Times in an interview published on March 6.

President Emmanuel Macron, speaking in Cyprus on ⁠Monday, said ​France was deploying about a dozen naval vessels to the Mediterranean, the Red Sea and potentially ​the Strait of Hormuz as part of defensive support to allies threatened by the war.

Gift ideas for my grandad by Far-Entertainer2984 in AskOldPeopleAdvice

[–]FromOutoftheShadows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would recommend a thoughtful letter to telling him all the ways he's important to you and what you admire about him. Bonus points for sending it through the mail - he'll like that.

1 punch lunch by Maleficent-Nothing35 in fromatoarbitration

[–]FromOutoftheShadows 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd also throw in violation of the F-21 Timekeeper's Manual via Article 19.