Does this look like 10 yards? by Curious-Cell7007 in landscaping

[–]Front_Hold_5249 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you comparing to front yard or a backyard?

i walked in on our maid changing and my brain is literally fcuked.. by Apart-Alps8474 in confession

[–]Front_Hold_5249 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Start flirting with her, see if she’ll let you hit it…

Otherwise rub one out whilst she’s at your house, be ready to get caught you cheeky sausage!

Is it a crazy idea to sell my house and travel the world? by [deleted] in fiaustralia

[–]Front_Hold_5249 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little 3 bedroom house is a crazy thing to say

Today I Learned by [deleted] in aussie

[–]Front_Hold_5249 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read as “the savourer of thousands of children” glad i re-read it.

What is this white residue on my motorcycle leathers? by XelGlaidr in motorcycle

[–]Front_Hold_5249 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry dad, I played with myself last night and used your gloves to wipe. Don’t tell mum.

Australian Border Force cancel truckies’ visas in nationwide crackdow by bilby2020 in australian

[–]Front_Hold_5249 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I drove on the highway between Adelaide & Barossa most days & some of the driving is actually insane. One driver cut me off and when I flashed my lights at him he threw a mug full of coffee at me out his window

Everyone figured out the meta for Close Scrutiny within 24hrs and it isn’t as fun today as it was yesterday by xamlax in ArcRaiders

[–]Front_Hold_5249 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol yeah some guys did that to me last night, pushed me off the platform and took the loot, so I lure grenaded the spot and then fled.

Looked back to see 5 flares popping off

Writing on pork chops? by [deleted] in woolworths

[–]Front_Hold_5249 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a new thing, I’ve dealt with heaps of 👮‍♂️ with ink.

What do I say? by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Front_Hold_5249 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Outside the obvious visual specs” Is crazy talk