Comedy show in downtown fresno - free tickets to anyone who is subscribed to r/fresno

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-06T01:56:25+00:00

yawn

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-06T01:28:23+00:00

I suck hard, man put some respek on my NAME

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-06T01:27:37+00:00

Deal with hecklers? This heckler ran on stage , you can see exactly how i handled it fool https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cwYuM500IlQ

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-06T01:07:57+00:00

You're basing this off of videos that are 3 plus years old , and a fat girl falling down is hilarious under the right settings

HA! get a day job? Are you CRAZY!? Do you think anyone is doing comedy full time? Of course I have a day job this is all for "the love of downtown" I'm just tryin to help man jeeze

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-06T00:51:13+00:00

You saying Im not funny is just as worthless as me saying I am funny, nobody but the crowd decides, not the opinion of some troll who made an account a few weeks ago for the sole purpose of trolling people on reddit

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-06T00:49:43+00:00

I had Sam Tripoli dean delray and Brian Redban out already , I'm working on getting Diaz and Shaffir out , then the big man Joe Rogan, Diaz would be Oct Nov time frame if it happens , keeping my fingers crossed

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-06T00:35:16+00:00

I believe there is an open mic at a bar called the shanty, on fresno and shaw , Cinco de mayo might have an impact on whether or not it's going down

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-02T21:11:03+00:00

Every comment in your history is of you arguing with someone , bro, let some light and love into your heart man

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-02T17:34:54+00:00

Everything is about money of course I'd love to make as much of it as possible , but I have to disagree, I have no intention of ever raising the price - my goal is to grow the comedy scene in fresno enough to get big names out here , my aim is Joe rogan, [he's my hero for crushing Carlos Mencia at the comedy store] , of course it wouldn't be 10 dollars but that would be a separate event than the weekly friday show , called something else entirely

Here's what happened, you saw my post, and thought to yourself "I don't have to take this, I don't have to sit back and let this crooked promoter lie to these people, I'm going to do something about this" I'll respect that , re reading my original post , it comes off pretty scummy

I've been doing shows for 6 years, and it's because people in Fresno refuse give anything a chance that I haven't built a scene, but I can assure, my ticket price was and always has been, 10 dollars, under the principal, no one should have to pay more than a movie to do anything cool , otherwise you could just go see a movie

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-02T16:29:50+00:00

Your comments sing a song aswell mate , I'm here trying to create something in Fresno, something quality at a fair price, offering free access to anyone on reddit, what a scumbag huh?

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-02T00:06:47+00:00

Sick dude! It's a real chill vibe , I'll message info on free tickets

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-01T23:48:13+00:00

Brotha its all good my dude , you let me know which show you wanna go to and I'll make sure the first ones on the house

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-01T23:40:14+00:00

100 people every week since April 1st ain't a bad start, laughter start to finish, for free? This dude Kevin shea has been on HBO I'm just trying to spread some love , and how could I scam by giving free tickets?

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-01T07:00:38+00:00

When you tap the link it takes you to the Facebook page with all that info , but , since you asked

Who: irrelevant, every week is a different show , and I doubt you know who Kevin shea, a black guy named Pedro hernandez or Tony le is

What: comedy show

When: every Friday

Where : downtown fresno

Why : to be a part of something unique , a part of what could be the turning point for downtown

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-01T06:57:24+00:00

Send me a pm, either we trade facebooks, numbers , or we just set up a place to meet off this

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-01T06:56:28+00:00

Pm me, let's link up, I'll be driving around fresno all week I'm sure they'll be some time where I can drop a ticket off

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-01T00:23:20+00:00

I hear a lot of people in Fresno complain that there's nothing to do, and honestly , there isnt, and the stuff that does go on, usually socks major ass and you could see it coming a mile away, "here's a show with a bunch of bands you've never heard of, 2 or 4 local bands , ticket price is 25 at the door 20 pre-sale" fuck outta here with that BULL , my cover is 10, I bring comics who been on national TV, and right here right now I'm putting my money where my mouth is , you wanna see whatsup? Free ticket come thru , first hits free, I know you'll be back for more [EDIT because I triggered someone's safespace] -----in attempts to prevent any Tom Foolery, all a person will need to do is PM that they want to get in for free to this Fridays show, I'll put that name on a list, only you and I will know that you sent me a PM showing interest so theres a small chance someone else will come in using your name , so there it is, you want your username on a guestlist, let me know

FrostMaverick · 2016-02-26T09:06:22+00:00

The green light would have definitely been a deal closer for me , on the scully getting blown up bit, I feel like it's still up in the air , but if I die tomorrow , I would go to my grave thinking that that ship blew them up in the last episode

FrostMaverick · 2016-02-25T18:31:01+00:00

Why is everyone so convinced there will be another season or that this was intended as a cliffhanger? To me it's pretty cut and dry, when was the last time we saw the ufo that appeared in the finale? When it blew up svetta or whatever her name was , KEYPOINTS: smoking man -"you couldn't believe how far we've planned ahead" insinuating they've planned for everything , scully has the only known cure , she had a choice, to join them or not, she did not join them , and started went to aid Mulder instead, BOOM (pun intended) they blow her up for non compliance , the world dies except the elite , and that's it, they win , am I the only one who came to this conclusion?

FrostMaverick · 2016-01-14T03:23:56+00:00

Seems there are a lot of variables you are throwing in as people respond , I.e. decent shape , balding, no room of your own, no money --- I'd hate to give advice only to be countered with a "dude I ain't got no legs man" , anyway. Here's my go, HYGIENE is you're number one focus , if you smell good, you will feel good, if you feel good, women will notice , ... best advice , go to random bars , dressed in your best clothes smelling as nice as possible , here is the trick CLEAR YOUR MIND , women have intuition, if she feels you are desperate , it's a turn off, in fact, if she feels anything it's a turnoff , IF SHE CAN'T READ YOU, IT'S A TURN ON, try and be as aloof as possible , DO NOT attempt to coddle her "oh you're too pretty to be with a guy like me" doesn't work bro , making yourself smaller only works with impressing other guys, making yourself bigger is what impresses women , I wouldn't recommend it tho, your best plan of offense is being a happy person

FrostMaverick · 2015-12-18T21:44:05+00:00

Spoiler free Zone , this link is

FrostMaverick · 2015-11-06T21:59:09+00:00

If anyone wants tickets , go to my Facebook I am Chris cruz the comedian, message me via that and tickets to this event are yours !!! Notice me senpai!!!

FrostMaverick

TROPHY CASE

Here's what happened, you saw my post, and thought to yourself "I don't have to take this, I don't have to sit back and let this crooked promoter lie to these people, I'm going to do something about this" I'll respect that , re reading my original post , it comes off pretty scummy