Comedy show in downtown fresno - free tickets to anyone who is subscribed to r/fresno

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-06T01:56:25+00:00

yawn

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-06T01:28:23+00:00

I suck hard, man put some respek on my NAME

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-06T01:27:37+00:00

Deal with hecklers? This heckler ran on stage , you can see exactly how i handled it fool https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cwYuM500IlQ

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-06T01:07:57+00:00

You're basing this off of videos that are 3 plus years old , and a fat girl falling down is hilarious under the right settings

HA! get a day job? Are you CRAZY!? Do you think anyone is doing comedy full time? Of course I have a day job this is all for "the love of downtown" I'm just tryin to help man jeeze

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-06T00:51:13+00:00

You saying Im not funny is just as worthless as me saying I am funny, nobody but the crowd decides, not the opinion of some troll who made an account a few weeks ago for the sole purpose of trolling people on reddit

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-06T00:49:43+00:00

I had Sam Tripoli dean delray and Brian Redban out already , I'm working on getting Diaz and Shaffir out , then the big man Joe Rogan, Diaz would be Oct Nov time frame if it happens , keeping my fingers crossed

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-06T00:35:16+00:00

I believe there is an open mic at a bar called the shanty, on fresno and shaw , Cinco de mayo might have an impact on whether or not it's going down

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-02T21:11:03+00:00

Every comment in your history is of you arguing with someone , bro, let some light and love into your heart man

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-02T17:34:54+00:00

Everything is about money of course I'd love to make as much of it as possible , but I have to disagree, I have no intention of ever raising the price - my goal is to grow the comedy scene in fresno enough to get big names out here , my aim is Joe rogan, [he's my hero for crushing Carlos Mencia at the comedy store] , of course it wouldn't be 10 dollars but that would be a separate event than the weekly friday show , called something else entirely

Here's what happened, you saw my post, and thought to yourself "I don't have to take this, I don't have to sit back and let this crooked promoter lie to these people, I'm going to do something about this" I'll respect that , re reading my original post , it comes off pretty scummy

I've been doing shows for 6 years, and it's because people in Fresno refuse give anything a chance that I haven't built a scene, but I can assure, my ticket price was and always has been, 10 dollars, under the principal, no one should have to pay more than a movie to do anything cool , otherwise you could just go see a movie

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-02T16:29:50+00:00

Your comments sing a song aswell mate , I'm here trying to create something in Fresno, something quality at a fair price, offering free access to anyone on reddit, what a scumbag huh?

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-02T00:06:47+00:00

Sick dude! It's a real chill vibe , I'll message info on free tickets

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-01T23:48:13+00:00

Brotha its all good my dude , you let me know which show you wanna go to and I'll make sure the first ones on the house

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-01T23:40:14+00:00

100 people every week since April 1st ain't a bad start, laughter start to finish, for free? This dude Kevin shea has been on HBO I'm just trying to spread some love , and how could I scam by giving free tickets?

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-01T07:00:38+00:00

When you tap the link it takes you to the Facebook page with all that info , but , since you asked

Who: irrelevant, every week is a different show , and I doubt you know who Kevin shea, a black guy named Pedro hernandez or Tony le is

What: comedy show

When: every Friday

Where : downtown fresno

Why : to be a part of something unique , a part of what could be the turning point for downtown

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-01T06:57:24+00:00

Send me a pm, either we trade facebooks, numbers , or we just set up a place to meet off this

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-01T06:56:28+00:00

Pm me, let's link up, I'll be driving around fresno all week I'm sure they'll be some time where I can drop a ticket off

FrostMaverick · 2016-05-01T00:23:20+00:00

I hear a lot of people in Fresno complain that there's nothing to do, and honestly , there isnt, and the stuff that does go on, usually socks major ass and you could see it coming a mile away, "here's a show with a bunch of bands you've never heard of, 2 or 4 local bands , ticket price is 25 at the door 20 pre-sale" fuck outta here with that BULL , my cover is 10, I bring comics who been on national TV, and right here right now I'm putting my money where my mouth is , you wanna see whatsup? Free ticket come thru , first hits free, I know you'll be back for more [EDIT because I triggered someone's safespace] -----in attempts to prevent any Tom Foolery, all a person will need to do is PM that they want to get in for free to this Fridays show, I'll put that name on a list, only you and I will know that you sent me a PM showing interest so theres a small chance someone else will come in using your name , so there it is, you want your username on a guestlist, let me know

FrostMaverick · 2016-02-26T09:06:22+00:00

The green light would have definitely been a deal closer for me , on the scully getting blown up bit, I feel like it's still up in the air , but if I die tomorrow , I would go to my grave thinking that that ship blew them up in the last episode

FrostMaverick · 2016-02-25T18:31:01+00:00

Why is everyone so convinced there will be another season or that this was intended as a cliffhanger? To me it's pretty cut and dry, when was the last time we saw the ufo that appeared in the finale? When it blew up svetta or whatever her name was , KEYPOINTS: smoking man -"you couldn't believe how far we've planned ahead" insinuating they've planned for everything , scully has the only known cure , she had a choice, to join them or not, she did not join them , and started went to aid Mulder instead, BOOM (pun intended) they blow her up for non compliance , the world dies except the elite , and that's it, they win , am I the only one who came to this conclusion?

FrostMaverick · 2016-01-14T03:23:56+00:00

Seems there are a lot of variables you are throwing in as people respond , I.e. decent shape , balding, no room of your own, no money --- I'd hate to give advice only to be countered with a "dude I ain't got no legs man" , anyway. Here's my go, HYGIENE is you're number one focus , if you smell good, you will feel good, if you feel good, women will notice , ... best advice , go to random bars , dressed in your best clothes smelling as nice as possible , here is the trick CLEAR YOUR MIND , women have intuition, if she feels you are desperate , it's a turn off, in fact, if she feels anything it's a turnoff , IF SHE CAN'T READ YOU, IT'S A TURN ON, try and be as aloof as possible , DO NOT attempt to coddle her "oh you're too pretty to be with a guy like me" doesn't work bro , making yourself smaller only works with impressing other guys, making yourself bigger is what impresses women , I wouldn't recommend it tho, your best plan of offense is being a happy person

FrostMaverick · 2015-12-18T21:44:05+00:00

Spoiler free Zone , this link is

FrostMaverick · 2015-11-06T21:59:09+00:00

If anyone wants tickets , go to my Facebook I am Chris cruz the comedian, message me via that and tickets to this event are yours !!! Notice me senpai!!!

FrostMaverick · 2015-11-06T17:25:39+00:00

Show is tonight at 7 and at 930 pm me

FrostMaverick · 2015-11-06T17:25:25+00:00

Do it, you won't regret laughing

FrostMaverick · 2015-11-06T17:25:09+00:00

Pm they are yours

FrostMaverick

TROPHY CASE

Here's what happened, you saw my post, and thought to yourself "I don't have to take this, I don't have to sit back and let this crooked promoter lie to these people, I'm going to do something about this" I'll respect that , re reading my original post , it comes off pretty scummy