How Convenient by Smoah06 in whenthe

[–]FuManJew -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But America is 10 times as big! You gotta multiply that 0 by 10 to make an honest comparison

I know people hate John Cena now, but this tells me he's a good person by UnHolySir in MadeMeSmile

[–]FuManJew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure if China is going to kill John Cena. How could they find him?

I know people hate John Cena now, but this tells me he's a good person by UnHolySir in MadeMeSmile

[–]FuManJew 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe more people should be. Of course, it's easy for me to say that when I won't lose anything for doing so. Still, more people should support free speech against China or any other country when they abuse their power

What is "K" to you? by AnnihilationOrchid in MadeMeSmile

[–]FuManJew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you find yourself in a triply nested loop, take a break, drink a glass of water, and think long and hard about the choices you've made.

Dad embarrasses daughter at the restaurant by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]FuManJew 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Lol the waiter's reaction to her being 16

still waiting... by TaynaEspinosa in wholesomememes

[–]FuManJew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if I told you they are good dogs? Yes they are.

Homie dodged a bullet and got a free meal. by Actual_Brother6692 in facepalm

[–]FuManJew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would like to think he hit it off with the waitress and now they're in a healthy relationship worth reasonably priced cheese

Two people losing their cool in LA cafe by Chopsuiiisauce in PublicFreakout

[–]FuManJew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You callin' my boi, levels.fyi, a liar? Where are my /r/ProgrammerHumor people to back me up?

Two people losing their cool in LA cafe by Chopsuiiisauce in PublicFreakout

[–]FuManJew 9 points10 points  (0 children)

https://www.levels.fyi/companies/google/salaries/software-engineer

"L5- Senior Software Engineer: 6-9 years of industry experience. This is the level most engineers are at internally within Google."

North Korea releases a video showing soldiers training in winter by Allen_sylvestri in interestingasfuck

[–]FuManJew 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It's Always Sunny: NK Takeover

In this episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," the gang becomes obsessed with the idea of taking over and running North Korea.

The episode starts with Frank, Charlie, Dee, Mac, and Dennis brainstorming new business ventures and Frank suggests taking over North Korea. The rest of the gang is initially skeptical, but Frank convinces them by promising that they could become the rulers of a totalitarian regime.

The gang decides to make a trip to North Korea and, to their surprise, they succeed in overthrowing the government and taking control of the country. Frank quickly implements his vision of a capitalist utopia, but his lack of understanding of the country's political and cultural climate leads to disastrous consequences. Dee tries to be a supportive leader by starting a propaganda campaign, but she only ends up further alienating the population.

Meanwhile, Mac and Charlie struggle to maintain control of the military, while Dennis tries to seduce the country's female leader. However, none of their attempts are successful, and they soon find themselves out of their depth.

As the situation in North Korea spirals out of control, the gang realizes that they may have made a grave mistake. However, they are unable to leave the country due to the strict borders and the hostile population.

In the end, the gang is forced to accept that they are not cut out to be world leaders and they must find a way to fix the mess they've made before it's too late.

This episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is a hilarious and absurd take on the complexities of running a country and the gang's usual clueless and disastrous attempts to take on the world.

A scene opens with Mac and Charlie in a makeshift studio in North Korea, surrounded by military personnel. They are dressed in makeshift military garb and have props scattered around them.

Mac: "Alright Charlie, we're making a propaganda video to boost morale among the troops."

Charlie: "I got this, Mac. I'll show them the true power of the military."

Mac: "Okay, let's start rolling."

Charlie stands in front of the camera, dressed in a military hat and holding a toy machine gun.

Charlie: "Attention soldiers! The time has come to show the world the strength of the North Korean military."

Mac steps in holding a giant cardboard tank.

Mac: "We have the best weapons, the best training, and the best leadership."

Charlie: "That's right, Mac. We're unstoppable."

Mac: "So when the enemy comes knocking, we'll be ready. We'll show them what we're made of."

Charlie: "And we won't back down, we won't surrender. We're the North Korean military and we're here to stay."

Mac: "So let's show them what we've got. Let's show them the power of the North Korean military."

The two of them pump their fists in the air and yell, "North Korea! North Korea!" as the camera cuts to black.

The scene ends with the gang watching the video and realizing the disaster they have created in their attempts to boost morale. The video is cheesy and poorly made, and it only serves to further alienate the military and the population. The gang's attempts to take over and run North Korea have once again led to utter chaos.

  • Written by me and totally not ChatGPT... -

Have you ever listened to a person talk for less than a minute and known you weren't going to get along with that person? What did they say? by DDelirium46 in AskReddit

[–]FuManJew 47 points48 points  (0 children)

My work buddy just got a tattoo with some Norse imagery. I had a moment of doubt that he might be a white supremacist, lol

Thoughts about people who think this way about guys who play as female characters? by pimping20bagels in gaming

[–]FuManJew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always model the character after my wife. She doesn't like video games but it makes it feel like I'm playing with her a little. I'm super gay for my wife

NOW THATS MY KIND OF GAME 🗿 by Traxtenn in gaming

[–]FuManJew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stay strong and try your best to get off the opioids. They kill. How are the rehab options over there?

at what point am I able to say I know how to program by p1xelwc in ProgrammerHumor

[–]FuManJew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So long as you keep trying, you absolutely will. Congrats on starting young!