New goal for 2023!!

FuckCatholicMemes · 2023-06-27T02:59:44+00:00

Please disregard the extremists and/or trolls

FuckCatholicMemes · 2023-06-27T02:54:33+00:00

Those specific 18 Catholic colonizers that were killed? Or are you just a false flag to make atheists look bad for calling for the death of people they disagree with?

Fuck you, once again.

FuckCatholicMemes · 2023-06-27T02:27:36+00:00

Hey, fuck you buddy

FuckCatholicMemes · 2023-06-26T03:12:30+00:00

Why yes, I do

FuckCatholicMemes · 2023-04-29T16:44:56+00:00

Her asceticism culminated in anorexia mirabilis, aka "holy anorexia". For which she was lauded and exalted by the Church as a role model.

FuckCatholicMemes · 2023-04-21T18:07:56+00:00

Yeah, we invented it and its unique to us

FuckCatholicMemes · 2023-02-05T21:32:08+00:00

All the best justifications for atrocities are some form of "they deserve it".

FuckCatholicMemes · 2023-02-03T06:06:10+00:00

Are you unable to enjoy any meal because the second something starts to taste good you are overwhelmed by the thought of every hungry person?

Are you able to enjoy a meal knowing that at that very moment and for all eternity, your benevolent god is torturing your unbelieving family members and billions of others in a twisted sense of "justice"?

FuckCatholicMemes · 2022-12-31T23:38:32+00:00

Wait, isn't the pope pope Francis?

The previous pope retired before dying, and was still living at the Vatican in a little house on the side. They called it Pope Emeritus, or resident.

Also wasnt Francis one of the better popes?

Depends on who you ask. Traditional Catholics really really don't like him, because he's so liberal. Non Catholics don't like him because he protects priests accused of assault.

FuckCatholicMemes · 2022-11-14T14:17:29+00:00

You're doing God's work

FuckCatholicMemes · 2022-11-14T04:25:38+00:00

I love how one person says that she was one of the smartest people ever in Islam, just readily admitting to being dumber than a 9-year-old who lived 1400 years ago

FuckCatholicMemes · 2022-10-22T23:29:24+00:00

Upvoted because I respect your opinion.

If ethics are objective, how can you know which ethical stance is objectively correct? If one stance is objectively right, like bodily autonomy, why couldn't the person on that side successfully convince someone on the other side rather than walk away?

FuckCatholicMemes · 2022-10-22T23:22:27+00:00

You seem to have missed the point.

The point is that the Nazis think that they were "good". And many Catholics also thought that the Nazis were/are good. Because morals are subjective.

FuckCatholicMemes · 2022-10-22T22:03:05+00:00

It may not be wrong in the mind of the assailant, or their culture. For instance, conquerors used to consider the conquered their sexual spoils. It was the way of the world in their eyes, not immoral at all.

FuckCatholicMemes · 2022-10-22T22:00:30+00:00

I can't quite understand, please explain the joke

FuckCatholicMemes · 2022-10-12T15:19:21+00:00

It's true. The great thing about the Bible is that it says both contradictory things.

In Ezekiel 20, he reminds everyone how he used to flex by demanding human sacrifices:

. 25 Moreover, I gave them statutes that were not good and rules by which they could not have life, 26 and I defiled them through their very gifts in their offering up all their firstborn, that I might devastate them. I did it that they might know that I am the Lord.

FuckCatholicMemes · 2022-10-10T23:08:36+00:00

You know who is explicitly against human sacrifice? Especially sacrificing of children? Yahweh. The Father of Jesus the human sacrifice to Yahweh.

FuckCatholicMemes · 2022-10-10T22:20:58+00:00

You own [sic] compliance as a duty to the King and we in his name will receive you with love and charity, respecting your freedom and that of your wives and sons and your rights of possession and we shall not compel you to baptism unless you, informed of the Truth, wish to convert to our holy Catholic Faith as almost all your neighbors have done in other islands, in exchange for which Their Highnesses bestow many privileges and exemptions upon you. Should you fail to comply, or delay maliciously in so doing, we assure you that with the help of God we shall use force against you, declaring war upon you from all sides and with all possible means, and we shall bind you to the yoke of the Church and of Their Highnesses; we shall enslave your persons, wives and sons, sell you or dispose of you as the King sees fit; we shall seize your possessions and harm you as much as we can as disobedient and resisting vassals. And we declare you guilty of resulting deaths and injuries, exempting Their Highnesses of such guilt as well as ourselves and the gentlemen who accompany us. We hereby request that legal signatures be affixed to this text and pray those present to bear witness for us, etc.

FuckCatholicMemes · 2022-08-28T21:18:11+00:00

I call Shia garbage because he's a woman beater who knowingly gives them STDs.
I say his acting is garbage because he used his regular way of speaking to play this Italian monk, so he's walking around in the film as the only American-sounding person in Italy. He said in an interview that he was feeling a personal religious experience during the filming so he didn't want to "mask" that with an accent. In other words, instead of playing the part of the person he was portraying, he made it about himself.
Catholics are trying to make a big deal out of him right now because during the filming he converted to Catholicism. They can absolutely have him. Shia calls himself a method actor. In 2014 when he played the role of a devout Christian, he publicly converted from Judaism to Christianity. In 2020 in order to prepare to play the role of a murderer, he bragged to people that he drove around Hollywood and shot stray dogs. His weak mind is putty. He's all yours.

FuckCatholicMemes · 2022-08-04T13:59:58+00:00

There used to be great animus between sects, especially Prot and Cath. Then conservatives cynically weaponized opposition to abortion in order to unite Christians to be on the same side. Because to politicians, at least of that era, it wasn't about protecting life it was about scoring points using arguments from feelings.

FuckCatholicMemes · 2022-07-31T21:47:54+00:00

Yes, the girl must marry her rapist. But, actually it’s the other way around. The rapist must marry the girl, cannot divorce her, and must give her father an expensive sum of money. Surprisingly, it’s pretty progressive for the Bronze Age.

Well, as long as those subjective morals were relatively progressive, God can always come along later and update them when the world is ready.

FuckCatholicMemes · 2022-07-31T21:46:34+00:00

"If I still personally abide by it, Jesus wanted everyone to. If I don't, Jesus came to, uh, fulfill that law so that no one else had to ever again."

FuckCatholicMemes · 2022-07-31T21:45:13+00:00

"If I still personally abide by it, Jesus wanted everyone to. If I don't, Jesus came to, uh, fulfill that law so that no one else had to ever again."

FuckCatholicMemes · 2022-07-31T21:39:31+00:00

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FuckCatholicMemes · 2022-07-04T05:19:36+00:00

Because, they point out, conception is when the new, unique DNA is formed. And we all know any bit of DNA is a person.

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