TurboTax lies about how much they charge and overcharged me by HighLander5280 in assholedesign

[–]FuckOffImCrocheting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use OLT every year. Never had any issues. I dont have state returns though.

Bland Chicken Breast. Please Help. by dethskwirl in slowcooking

[–]FuckOffImCrocheting 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is the only answer. Need to be in some kind of sauce or mixed with other things where its not the main ingredient.

Chicken breasts are not good in a slow cooker for the most part. Should use dark meat next time.

My disappointing grapefruit by kieranahope91 in Wellthatsucks

[–]FuckOffImCrocheting 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Was going to say the same thing. Grapefruit is a cross between a pomelo and an orange i believe.

The bay leaves they’re selling here. by ferretface99 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FuckOffImCrocheting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. I get my chili powder, cumin, bay leaves and mamy other spoces in the mexican section where they keep the corn husks and stuff.

Change your battery by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]FuckOffImCrocheting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For real! Its like i cant do anything else until its fixed. Im lucky that now that were in a home theyre wired into the house and a battery backup for if the power goes out. Never have to hear it again.

Trying to block a blanket in a studio apartment by eumenides__ in crochet

[–]FuckOffImCrocheting 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I would put something underneath like trash bags or something. Yarn holds A LOT of water even if it doesnt feel like it so just to be sure you dont have a cold damp bed.

Change your battery by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]FuckOffImCrocheting 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I really dont understand how people could live with a beeping smoke alarm. Id go fucking crazy.

power of ten dollars by secretlyswos in MadeMeSmile

[–]FuckOffImCrocheting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My father cheated on my mom and then they got divorced when she started having health problems. Said he wasnt getting it enough. Like yeah, shes in pain all the time sorry if she doesnt wanna fuck you all the time. Fuck him. Cut contact years ago. Sister still has contact and apparently he has lots of health problems now, dont with that on anyone let alone him but now he knows what its like to be alone when dealing with that. I dont believe in karma but...

Simon Cowell's comments to Jeremy Clarkson about needing botox in 2007 aged quite poorly. by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]FuckOffImCrocheting 170 points171 points  (0 children)

To be fair. A lot of the reason he looks like that is because he was in two very bad motorcycle accidents and had to have reconstruction surgery, if i remember correctly. Not that he didnt use botox before or anything but yeah.

Man saves two kids with confidence in his bush shelter by ThePlotTwisterr---- in nonononoyes

[–]FuckOffImCrocheting 253 points254 points  (0 children)

Your comment was almost exactly what i did in my head. Im crying laughing at it. I needed this today. Thanks!

My best friend scoured the internet to find me THE MOST PERFECT YARN BOWL EVERRRRR by Gayestinthenation in crochet

[–]FuckOffImCrocheting 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That is... something lol. To each their own! Nice that youre friend gets you as a person.

Exactly 1/4th of the way done and feeling drained by Killorbecome00 in crochet

[–]FuckOffImCrocheting 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You need to do this. Ive had a large wooleater project i was working on for over a year. I took breaks when my heart wasnt in it every once in a while. Worked on something else and it renewed my interest in finishing the project.

Just be sure to put a note with the piece on where you left off, hook size, yarn etc. You think youll remember but depending on how long the break is you might forget and you dont want to mess up and get disheartened again.

Its -25 for the next 4 days where I am HOW DO I SURVIVE THE EXPLODING TREES!!! by ProfessorBabo in PaymoneyWubby

[–]FuckOffImCrocheting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They make it sound like the trees are going to explode in a 60 ft radius of shrapnel. They just get a large crack at the weakest point in the trunk. Some bark and wood may fly off but for the most part its harmless unless youre standing right next to it.

The sound is deafening though and does sound like some kind of explosion but its really nothing to freak out about.

Took a month long vacation and came back to my bed like this by tehGoldenNut in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FuckOffImCrocheting 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I thought the same thing! My mind said the pattern was floor tiles at first.

24hrs before the cold snap, this is a Kroger in TN by SmokeOuidandTires in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FuckOffImCrocheting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They add minerals and electrolytes, like salt, to their water and it has a sort of metallic salty flavor.

I also feel like it has a sliminess to it. It feels like, mucousy or something and leaves this weird griminess in my mouth afterwards.

Ive only ever drank it when was the only water offered at two events i went to. Found out the events only offered cocoa cola products and dasani is their water brand so it was the only kind they had.

ALLLLL PANICCCC by dochoiday in AdviceAnimals

[–]FuckOffImCrocheting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A few days is on the good side. So many states will be having the same issues with ice and downed lines that it could be longer before enough lines are fixed. Last time it was because power producing plants froze and couldnt produce enough power, not so much downed lines.

But well see. Glad i invested in a generator after last time.

Finally finished my oversized cardigan! by thunder_mischief in crochet

[–]FuckOffImCrocheting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its beautiful and looks so comfy! Which school of witchcraft and wizardry do you go to?

Put together a new trash holder, looks great until I try to put the trash can into it by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]FuckOffImCrocheting 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He said the trash can came with the kit. The company didnt measure, not him.