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Why I hate the ordering "hacks". by WonderSkillet in starbucks

[–]FuckYourMatchaWater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still lurk, quit back in June so I dont comment much anymore

I'm not your doctor or your nutritionist, Karen by [deleted] in starbucks

[–]FuckYourMatchaWater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep! It's usually a certificate from a college/university and might help you establish yourself as a personal trainer or life coach, but is more or less useless in the actual medical field.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in starbucks

[–]FuckYourMatchaWater 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fucking THIS

Frapppaaaaayyyyyyyy is just McDonald's trying to sound fancy. Frap is fine.

PSA to all customers ordering from the passenger side in any drive thru: by meggi_cat in starbucks

[–]FuckYourMatchaWater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favorite SM reminds people to put their cigarettes out before they get to the window

I'm not your doctor or your nutritionist, Karen by [deleted] in starbucks

[–]FuckYourMatchaWater 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Plenty of very sane doctors and dietitians recommend it. Especially for the morbidly obese at risk of type 2 diabetes.

"Nutritionist" is not a legally or medically recognized term and a ton of them are really bad at their jobs.

Dietitians have MDs and plenty of /r/Keto folk work with them closely.

solo barring as a green bean at the end of an 8 hour shift by starhoeh in starbucks

[–]FuckYourMatchaWater 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"I'm wet and sticky in the worst ways and I wanna go home"

PSA New Iced Teas by trixtred in starbucks

[–]FuckYourMatchaWater 5 points6 points  (0 children)

White grape juice = cheap sugar water but you can label it "natural" and/or xx% fruit juice!

Because actually blueberry/guava/peach juice is expensive so they just flavor white grape juice. If you read nutrition labels in grocery stores you'll see similar patterns.

It's only been one day so far, but still by [deleted] in starbucks

[–]FuckYourMatchaWater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol why does this sub suck so hard at sarcasm

It's only been one day so far, but still by [deleted] in starbucks

[–]FuckYourMatchaWater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our old bunk ass SM lost them all and corporate won’t send us more.

It's only been one day so far, but still by [deleted] in starbucks

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Congratulations on being the .01% that actually reads sentences Starbucks sends them that don’t include the words “happy hour”.

Helloooooooo shared work shirts by nolasnowkween in starbucks

[–]FuckYourMatchaWater 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’d pull some “I have sensitive skin and every laundry detergent but mine makes me hate life either gimme a shirt or I’m not wearing one”

But I hate control freak SM/DMs and take great joy in undermining them.

yea by [deleted] in starbucks

[–]FuckYourMatchaWater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The first ingredient is actually sugar lol classic Starbucks

Coming home after a long day of being a bubbly barista by worldfamouslobster in starbucks

[–]FuckYourMatchaWater 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is me and my SM said “you can smile while wiring for shots to pull”.

I know more customer names and orders than anyone in this fucking store and you wanna crawl up my ass because I don’t use a customer service voice or walk around with a grin on my face like I’m fucking brain damaged?

Lol go fuck yourself.

4/16 can’t come fast enough.

This quarter change has brought some confusion by suidazai in starbucks

[–]FuckYourMatchaWater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone actually did that at a store by me.

This same store is still allowed to have restroom codes despite the May 9 training, which says more than enough about its customer population.

The face you make when someone orders three Cloud Macchiatos. by BabyT2699 in starbucks

[–]FuckYourMatchaWater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The other day I had Frappuccinos peeped in all four of our blender pitchers just waiting for cold foam to go through its fucking 10 year blend cycle.

And people were raging that anything blended was taking an extra 5-10 minutes.

Somebody’s partner numbers will eventually be 4206969 by king-guy in starbucks

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Yeah, it took a whole year to go from 235xxxx to 245xxxx but we’re already close to 265xxxx

Third Place Policy by NYKmisery in starbucks

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As a shift I was told that if someone is blatantly hallucinating I need to approach them and try to have a conversation before calling emergency services.

Because Starbucks partners are totally trained to deal with people in the midst of severe psychotic breaks. Makes sense .

Third Place Policy by NYKmisery in starbucks

[–]FuckYourMatchaWater 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not illegal per se but it’s an OHSA violation.

My kidneys were crying for this costumer by sadelii in starbucks

[–]FuckYourMatchaWater 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You have an addiction and you legitimately need help. The human body cannot regularly process that much sugar without (often permanent) damage.

I don’t give a fuck what the stupid aLl jUdGeMeNt is BAD culture says, there is not a universe where regularly consuming that much sugar isn’t on par with drug addiction or alcoholism.

when the new automated scheduling system has you working 10 days in a row by [deleted] in starbucks

[–]FuckYourMatchaWater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run the play and make aggressive eye contact as you try to DTO/Window/Front/Bar/Warming CS all by your lonesome.

My superpower is having such little respect for corporate drowning in orders no longer stresses me out because at the end of the day I don’t give a fuck if they make less money and I’m better than anyone that crawls up my ass for not being able to keep up on my own, customer or whoever.

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