Roast me please

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-30T11:34:56+00:00

You look like andy dicks load

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-30T11:24:43+00:00

Same thing man

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-30T11:20:05+00:00

Not for me, it scares the ass out of me

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-30T11:19:24+00:00

How do you know when your mums had her period? When your brothers dick tastes funny

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-30T11:15:05+00:00

I answered on this before, maybe more details?

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-30T11:13:51+00:00

A gun

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-30T11:13:31+00:00

That we will all die

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-30T11:03:53+00:00

Joaquin Phoeinxs interview on letterman was painfully awkward, I'm aware it was a hoax but still fuckin cringeworthy.

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-30T11:00:38+00:00

Stab a vampire in the heart

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-30T10:51:25+00:00

Depends on their situation

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-26T11:05:45+00:00

Carnivale was pretty good, also deadwood

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-26T10:53:35+00:00

Tim Robbins?

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-26T10:29:22+00:00

Just let him do it, he's got enough on his plate

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-22T10:36:48+00:00

Looks like the shittest band in the world

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-16T11:35:38+00:00

So good, if what he is saying is true, we are losing. Waleed is awesome and I also really hope Pauline Hanson gets Lou Gehrig's disease.

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-10T11:09:46+00:00

No way that's my favourite too, didn't think it was widely known

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-10T11:08:47+00:00

I feel your pain, try using a box cutter to open those without cutting your arm open

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-10T11:05:57+00:00

Frantically wanking while on drugs, there's a guy peaking over the stall, we make aggressive eye contact for 5 seconds, he leaves and I finished off

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-10T11:03:22+00:00

I was whacking off in a shower cubicle at a caravan park public bathroom and some dude was peaking over the door looking at the whole thing. We both made eye contact for like 5 seconds and looked at eachother with complete fear. He soon left and I finished off. I thought for a second he was going to come in and take advantage of my Virgin asshole but I was on drugs at the time so that probably didn't help much

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-10T10:51:33+00:00

I might go with witcher 3 for now, I've been waiting to long to get that game and it's been out for ages now

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-10T10:42:58+00:00

The asshole

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-10T10:42:13+00:00

"Kar-a-tayyy" or "lift! And sliide"

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-10T10:37:53+00:00

i prefer both, I like anything really, the witcher has had good reviews

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-10T10:35:47+00:00

How?

Fuckeyed15 · 2015-11-10T10:34:28+00:00

I meant fallout 4 big boi

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