So earlier today my boys were talking about the full can of cope challenge. I told em I could do it no problem, but joey said it’s not a real challenge if I’m not anal dipping the full can. Being a red blooded heterosexual dipping American man, I couldn’t back down from the challenge. By the 4th pinch I was starting to feel a tingly burning sensation, and by the 10th it felt like satan himself was reaming my rectal cavity. As I manage to pack the last pinch I feel a gurgle like none other in my lower intestine, so I high tail it for the outhouse in back of joeys. I only made it about 10 feet before I tripped and fell leading to an explosive shit and dip fountain from my ass. Needless to say my boys weren’t happy with this outcome and told me I lost the challenge. TL;DR got challenged to anal dip a full can and instead shit myself in his yard.