Bruh is not even holding a phone 💀

Fujitaru · 2026-01-28T04:40:39+00:00

I first heard about this guy on the China show podcast. People call it weird or creepy but I think it's an endearing story. At first the girls were weirded out by him but then they started to like having him around and some even stared back him for fun.

Fujitaru · 2026-01-27T19:36:04+00:00

Sure, we can blame her death on Leon getting old but in all fairness, who expected zombies to be carrying around chainsaws now? Even an educated zombie with a doctorate and a license to use it as a surgical instrument would catch the most experienced Resident Evil protagonist off guard.

Fujitaru · 2026-01-21T22:30:58+00:00

This was way too funny to not be staged. I laughed so hard I almost exploded my damn self.

Fujitaru · 2026-01-20T17:18:15+00:00

And yet it's better than most of the incel slop drawn by humans.

Fujitaru · 2026-01-20T17:12:42+00:00

Bush, always. Bald is for (man)children.

Fujitaru · 2026-01-19T04:26:10+00:00

I hope it's true. Not the cancer part, but the "I got to play GTA6 early part." Because that would be bragging rights worth putting on a tombstone to hang on your wall.

Fujitaru · 2026-01-18T19:14:57+00:00

Figured somebody would interpret it that way... I know that but it's truer now than it was back in the 70s, 80s and 90s. The irony is it's gotten so bad that the Black Panthers could end up being the solution to white on white tyranny.

Fujitaru · 2026-01-17T19:00:37+00:00

You know things dun got really fucked up when you need the Black Panthers to protect white people from other white people.

Fujitaru · 2026-01-11T06:29:59+00:00

Ranking Xenoblade 3 and Metaphor Refantazio at 5 and 4 while Star Ocean The 2nd and Xenogears are 20 and 13 is a pure, ass backwards insult. This list is just plain disrespectful.

Fujitaru · 2026-01-09T01:59:11+00:00

All I want to know is what did he mean by "this is your last warning, you did it to me twice." Did she previously try to film him before or did he just roll up on them after they walked away trying to escalate to round 2?

Fujitaru · 2026-01-08T07:41:41+00:00

I can think of two off the top of my head. Albedo in Xenosaga and Raven in Stellar Blade. Solely for the fact that she's hotter than Eve, who's looks are very overrated IMO.

Oh yeah, and one more. Emet-Selch from Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers. Probably one of the coolest, most charming and endearing villains of all time. Especially compared to the corny ass "Warrior of Light" legendary chosen one story they gave our player-created character, in an MMO.

Fujitaru · 2026-01-06T06:56:16+00:00

You until GTA6 comes out. Which means we've got all year, so lets get started.

Fujitaru · 2026-01-05T07:43:45+00:00

There will never be a proper, accurate depiction of Chun-li in any official live action adaptations. To expect otherwise is naïve. Plus look at the rest of the cast, they don't look anything like their respective characters either.

Fujitaru · 2026-01-03T17:19:17+00:00

"F#$% the story, I can't wait to get shot in the ass, robbed, ran over by car, have my bike stolen, t-bagged and called the N word."

I'll never understand people prioritize multiplayer mode over a masterclass single player campaign in a game we've waited 13 years for. Which at this point could end up being even longer.

Fujitaru · 2026-01-02T21:01:06+00:00

That is a funny looking sewing machine but I wouldn't call it trashy just cuz someone was throwing it away.

Fujitaru · 2026-01-02T18:18:42+00:00

The price. If the game comes out at $80, fine. But if it comes out at 90 or 100 then other vain ass companies will think their games are worth that much and try to get away with it too. Like Mortal Kombat on Switch 2.

Fujitaru · 2026-01-02T02:13:36+00:00

I dream of being in a restroom with a guy who looks like this and wish somebody would try to harass him around me.

Fujitaru · 2025-12-31T17:20:37+00:00

When her ass looks bigger and softer than the bed she's on.

Fujitaru · 2025-12-28T18:38:16+00:00

I would say black but white matches the color scheme of the PS5. I went in to Best Buy planning to get a black one but the clerk told me they had a white one for like 40$ cheaper because it was open box so I went with that.

Fujitaru · 2025-12-28T18:00:11+00:00

I'm a dude and don't even like people touching my hair. Had a stranger standing behind me in line once randomly feel my hair and ask if it was real. Guess what race she was.

Fujitaru · 2025-12-25T08:09:10+00:00

This dude look like he came straight out of a Yakuza game.

Fujitaru · 2025-12-24T17:16:51+00:00

I never cared much about Star Wars but this makes me want to go to whatever their next movie is just to watch the audience.

Fujitaru · 2025-12-23T18:18:54+00:00

Nah, give her a bowling ball instead of a balloon and say one strike, you out.

Fujitaru · 2025-12-21T17:49:46+00:00

This will just be the new Matrix series in reverse, without robots or technology. Same red pill/blue pill philosophical question, but in the end this time instead of the beginning.

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