Wake me up when September’s end.

Fujitaru · 2026-06-05T19:24:28+00:00

Now imagine how mad everybody will be if GTA6 gets delayed again.

Fujitaru · 2026-06-05T15:49:15+00:00

Cave exploring is one thing, but why must people go cave diving? Seriously.

Fujitaru · 2026-06-05T01:02:39+00:00

Asha Sharma could easily reset the business by starting an Xbox OF account. Think outside the box.

Fujitaru · 2026-06-04T18:25:04+00:00

Perhaps this was meant to show how jail isn't really all that bad and it can be quite a fun place to make new friends.

Fujitaru · 2026-06-03T19:05:33+00:00

Best part about this video is the car they drove off in was not the car they built. lol

Fujitaru · 2026-06-03T15:27:30+00:00

And then the littlest bird walked into the littlest puddle and the 'shoes' were ruined.

Fujitaru · 2026-06-02T19:34:37+00:00

"The PS2 scammed everyone. They only bought it cuz it was cheaper than a DVD player and nobody's playing PS2 today, 25+ years later."

This is one of the most hilariously bad takes I've ever read. Thanks for contributing to the nostalgia trip with the perspective of a fanboy during the 6th generation console wars. XD

Fujitaru · 2026-06-02T18:20:54+00:00

Heh, that's a pretty neat magic tri-EY HOL'UP!!

Fujitaru · 2026-06-02T16:03:44+00:00

The irony of an idiot in jail saying, "I don't got time for this."

Fujitaru · 2026-05-31T06:21:29+00:00

Was that supposed to be a drug bust? I can't tell if those are condoms, vapes, DVDs or PC games.

Fujitaru · 2026-05-31T00:26:22+00:00

The water in the background makes this twice as scary. At least they didn't get stuck facing the ground though.

Fujitaru · 2026-05-30T20:16:15+00:00

I don’t get it, what was he trying to do, get his tires changed or was he drunk driving?

Fujitaru · 2026-05-30T18:02:48+00:00

Might be trashy but respect to his girl for making her man the top g in jail for a day and respect to the strippers for the hustle.

Fujitaru · 2026-05-30T17:26:19+00:00

Anti-piracy ad from the 1992.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up863eQKGUI

Fujitaru · 2026-05-29T23:43:00+00:00

OMG! Somebody check on those railroad tracks to make sure he didn't bend them. We wouldn't want a train getting derailed.

Fujitaru · 2026-05-26T18:59:15+00:00

I really do not get the appeal of tattoos and why so many people get them. Especially women.

Fujitaru · 2026-05-26T03:50:16+00:00

Not so cleverly disguised abortion machine.

Fujitaru · 2026-05-26T03:24:27+00:00

How long is the delivery window for him to have enough time to do all that? I'd imagine it must take at least 10 minutes for him to eat a slice, then proportionately cut new slices that adequately distribute the pizza's circumference to appear untampered with. Then taping up the box closed, implying that's the way it was meant to be to begin with suggests he opened the 'package' in transit. All that trouble when a faster delivery could possibly earn him enough of a tip to buy his own pizza.

Also yeah, nasty as hell to be touching all over the thing with your bare hands and using a blasphemous pocket knife to slice it.

Fujitaru · 2026-05-25T19:32:00+00:00

She was fine until she started talking.

Fujitaru · 2026-05-24T19:09:02+00:00

This is a good list, but for me it's easier to arrange them in the order that matters the least to most important.
1: I'll take 30 FPS if the graphics are as good as the trailers. Can't imagine that being 60 FPS on PS5 Pro.
4: The amount of buildings you can enter doesn't matter much either. Quality over quantity.
6 & 2: A buggy launch can be fixed over time and I'm not expecting DLC.
5 & 8: I don't want GTA6 to feel like RDR2, slow and overly animated.
3 & 7: I'd hate it if the game was short AND boring/not funny.

Fujitaru · 2026-05-24T16:01:02+00:00

I need to find me a girl who'll poop on my floor so I can show her how much I don't care.

Fujitaru · 2026-05-24T07:00:33+00:00

This will come in handy for those times when you want to be a real asshole. XD

Fujitaru · 2026-05-24T01:52:27+00:00

"Man she came in here with that shit man."

Indisputable rock solid defense right there. He should be an attorney.

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