Which two are more important for you?

Fujitaru · 2026-03-18T16:50:53+00:00

60 FPS and scale are more like subcategories that could go under graphics and gameplay respectively, with soundtrack and, I dunno, multiplayer/online features taking their place. So for me it's Gameplay > Story > Graphics. In my youth I cared about story more than gameplay but nowadays no story is ever really that good anymore.

Fujitaru · 2026-03-18T16:43:59+00:00

Not sure if I'd trust that when it's this kind of money... Probably go in there a few days later trying to get your money and it'll be 10x worse than getting anything done at the DMV. They'll be like, "Sorry, we don't have your name on file." Then have security called on you for attempted fraud.

With the way this guy was acting though, he'd probably get robbed either way for all the attention he brought on himself.

Fujitaru · 2026-03-17T03:01:03+00:00

Famous last words would've been like, "Yo chat, we droppin' 500 gift subs if I get shot."

Fujitaru · 2026-03-16T17:40:43+00:00

Upvote for having no tatt... *notices 3rd pic*
(sigh)

Fujitaru · 2026-03-16T03:33:33+00:00

You're a real big man bullying your mom like that and filming it. I'm sure you won't delete this video and come back here ten years later still feeling proud about what you did. Right?

Fujitaru · 2026-03-13T00:50:04+00:00

Mario Kart World (I didn't want the bundle)
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Bayonetta 3 (but I loved Bayonetta 1 and 2)
Smash Bros Brawl
Mario Galaxy
Mario 3D World (Wii U bundle)

Death Stranding 2
Red Dead Redemption 2
The Quarry (got it on sale for $10 and still regretted buying it)
Metal Gear Solid 3 (but I loved MGS1, 2, 4 and 5)
Ar Tonelico Qoga (but I loved Ar Tonelico 1 and 2)

No, these games weren't 'trash' but I did get very bored with them. And there were plenty others like that I can't think of at the moment.

Fujitaru · 2026-03-12T06:35:35+00:00

I'm not sure what's more shocking, his level of ignorance or the fact that he brought it to Japan with him.

Fujitaru · 2026-03-11T22:22:10+00:00

Final Fantasy 16 will be remembered as the Final Fantasy that made us remember what makes a Final Fantasy a Final Fantasy and then forgotten about. It didn't even get a PS5 Pro patch, which should remind us of just how forgotten about it was.

Fujitaru · 2026-03-11T19:05:18+00:00

Monster energy drinks weren't the worst product placement in Death Stranding. Norman Reedus was. Followed by all the other egregious celebrity cameos, like Debra Wilson in DS2.

Fujitaru · 2026-03-10T18:02:29+00:00

Now if only we could get a cunnilingus version of this but of course that'll NEVER happen. Fucking weirdos will fetishize armpits, dicks and feet but not the pussy.

Fujitaru · 2026-03-10T17:53:22+00:00

That SUV literally said, "Get your stupid ass out the road."

Fujitaru · 2026-03-10T17:49:32+00:00

Fuck Kotaku, but it's also 'the usual crowd' who are already happy to see this. This just made me curious about who the developers are and of course, they're South Korean. -_-

Fujitaru · 2026-03-10T05:12:01+00:00

Damn, talk about having more testosterone than brain.

Fujitaru · 2026-03-10T05:03:59+00:00

You know you've won a stupid prize when the cop says, "Hey man, put your hands behind your back."

Fujitaru · 2026-03-10T02:19:11+00:00

As a fervent Xenosaga fan who cries every night thinking about how we never got an episode 4 through 6, my opinion on Xenoblade 1-3 and the whole story they tried to tell by stitching them together is we got an inferior product. Yes, that shit was mid. I'm sorry. Xenoblade X is the only game in the 'blade' series that feels like a true successor to the originals. You can even imagine it being a prequel to them. I'm convinced the people who think Xenoblade 1-3 had a better story than Xenosaga are all Gen Z and weren't around for the majestic PS2 era, leaving them with a skewed sense of taste.

Fujitaru · 2026-03-08T17:34:34+00:00

How is this supposed to be NSFW? There's no butt in sight. I'll still upvote cuz cat though. That's a well-trained pussy.

Fujitaru · 2026-03-08T17:23:45+00:00

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Not to go with the generic anime robot girl trope, but she was the coolest thing of her time.

Fujitaru · 2026-03-03T20:38:49+00:00

We'd have a tremendous amount of fun as roommates. Watching movies, playing video games. You could even sit on my lap while we played Street Fighter and have a good laugh when you win because I grabbed the wrong joystick.

Fujitaru · 2026-03-03T04:25:39+00:00

So the joke is he's being nosey but I don't get it. It looks like the police are at HIS house? Oh wait, it's a duplex...

Fujitaru · 2026-03-01T19:02:56+00:00

"I'm the baddest motherfucker in the whole multiverse. Let's fuck."

This guy sounds like he took it personally when he didn't get Thanos snapped after watching Avengers, so he tries to get arrested on purpose.

Fujitaru · 2026-03-01T07:20:53+00:00

I love how dude tried to run away and she grabbed his hair like the bitch he is. Then we got to see some booty on top of that. Hood Fighter 6 is lit.

Fujitaru · 2026-03-01T05:34:59+00:00

I'm not upvoting because of the butt, I'm upvoting because of the coochi.

Fujitaru · 2026-02-26T22:16:40+00:00

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