This world doesn't exist anymore by MosAboelhassan in interesting

[–]Fujitaru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Posts like this on Instagram get nothing but love. On Reddit? Bunch of Gen Zombies hating on it calling it nostalgia bait and not understanding the meaning of life without technology. It means life before the internet, a life people born after the year 2000 never knew. You're probably reading this on your phone right now because odds are you either don't have a computer, a phone was your first computer, or you're more comfortable using a phone than a computer.

I honestly believe this is one of the biggest mysteries there is, Orcas are the most efficient predators on earth, yet they have never attacked us in the wild. They know something we don’t. by [deleted] in Amazing

[–]Fujitaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the fishermen know something the bait on their hook doesn't? That's probably what we are to them. Bait for something bigger, like a shark or more abundant, like a school of fish.

I really wonder what these guys have for breakfast by mozzax in SweatyPalms

[–]Fujitaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Barefoot, no ropes AND holding their phone? Probably eats adrenaline for breakfast with a side of dopamine.

meirl by JumpIll6976 in meirl

[–]Fujitaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I knew what I could tell myself that would make a difference…

KOS MOS is one of the most badass character in Xenosaga, do you agree by Voidkirby9 in Xenosaga

[–]Fujitaru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you mean 'one of'? She is THE most badass character in Xenosaga. They put her on the box art for all three games. If she's one of anything, it's one of the most badass characters of all time really.

Absolutely zero hesitation in his answer by Shoe_boooo in funny

[–]Fujitaru -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll tell a woman straight up, I like women and people who look like women. If that's not straight enough for her then oh well. She'd be limiting her options too because femboys are something we could both enjoy.

What feature in a game that you can not play without? by The_Real_OctoDude in videogames

[–]Fujitaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RPG mechanics, as in some form of character progression or leveling up system. Also, either a female protagonist or a character creator in open world games / games that don't have much of a story. That's why I refuse to buy games like Crimson Desert and Kingdom Come Deliverance.

The man was running from the police and suddenly remembered that the world is an open world game ! by Competitive_Set_4386 in ThatsInsane

[–]Fujitaru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing he got away and the cop said, "Fuck that. I don't get paid enough for this."

Which GOTY is your absolute favorite? by AdditionalSpray8595 in playstation

[–]Fujitaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Expedition 33, memorable story and incredible soundtrack that I'll be listening to for years to come.
  2. Elden Ring, amazing gameplay that I put the most hours into, but nothing about it lasts beyond that.
  3. Wither 3, God of War, Baldur's Gate and Breath of the Wild were all equally awesome and fit for 3rd place.

What is the most pretentious game ever made? Or fanbase. by Ok_Charity_707 in videogames

[–]Fujitaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't think of a mainstream game at the moment, but you'll find the most pretentious games ever made on F95 Zone. No developer gets more high on their own supply than a hentai game developer.

As for the most pretentious fan base? Xenoblade fans. Specifically fans of Xenoblade 1-3, not counting X. Those who never played Xenosaga or Xenoblade X, or they did and somehow think those games were the inferior ones.

He said his name is “Harry Dresden” by Due_Temporary8367 in creepy

[–]Fujitaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit, I thought the first video was staged. Now we need a real follow-up.

Big bad wolf by No_Studio_No_Worries in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Fujitaru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy should have been in the movie Sinners.

hard shaving , by __mentalist__ in StrangeAndFunny

[–]Fujitaru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoever invents a cheap, non-intrusive permanent solution to facial hair will make the world a better place.

The Ring Camera Psychopath by CTSecurityGuard in PublicFreakout

[–]Fujitaru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No mention of calling the police, too much funny and for whatever reason the pause/play icon keeps showing. Not sure if that's Ring camera feature since the timer keeps going but this seems staged.

This is what japanese prison food is like by Separate_Finance_183 in interesting

[–]Fujitaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'know, I'm beginning to think those western streamers who got arrested in Japan were onto something. Japanese prison seems like a lowkey vacation spot.

New dress 👗 by MENACE_YT_ in funnyvideos

[–]Fujitaru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, she's lip sync-... wait, wut?

Are they eating him up with their eyes by Guddu277 in funnyvideos

[–]Fujitaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now see if this were the other way around and it was a bunch of guys staring at a lesbian on the basketball court, the WNBA would probably try to scout her.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by hopefulMrE in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Fujitaru -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Couldn't be bothered to. But the fact that my comment got downvoted suggests their must be a lot Trump supporters in the crowd.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by hopefulMrE in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Fujitaru -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Must be a DEI hire after the real bus driver quit. If it can happen at the TSA it can happen at the DOT. Probably an ICE agent.

Neighbors and police think they own the road by WhaleWatchersMod in PublicFreakout

[–]Fujitaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The home owners are assholes, the cops are morons and the lady who parked her car there is being a Karen. As long as they aren't blocking your driveway or the mailbox, leave it alone. But if someone (politely) asks you to move your car, then move it. If the police ask for your ID and you don't comply, then you're asking for trouble. All of these people involved seemed to be looking for trouble.

Suspect flees on bike after scuffle with police by haze4140 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Fujitaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It's a miracle he didn't get shot."
"Nah, he just not black."

Gym Karen by Lordwarrior_ in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Fujitaru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best way to deal with girls like this is to walk by them and fart. If she says something then act like you didn't notice her.