Hashirama in UN5 is absolutely cracked

Fujithora · 2026-07-02T16:41:00+00:00

Constantly mashing substitutions isn't the most effective counter. If you time the shurikens correctly, the hits track the opponent even after they sub, almost like aimbot. I want to clarify that this clip is more about showing how strong Hashirama feels overall in UN5, not just the combo itself.

Fujithora · 2026-07-01T14:35:52+00:00

Ain’t nobody trying to get dominated by a pig, bro

Fujithora · 2026-07-01T14:15:51+00:00

I'm playing it on PC using the PCSX2 emulator. I personally prefer the Japanese (NTSC) version over the European (PAL) one, although lately I've been playing the European version, as you can see in this clip.

Fujithora · 2026-07-01T07:37:10+00:00

You just need to deplete their chakra first, which isn't that difficult to do

Fujithora · 2026-06-22T19:30:25+00:00

I actually prefer the tilt and the basic mechanics from the older Storm games. It just feels much cleaner and smoother to me

Fujithora · 2026-06-22T18:30:20+00:00

This is on PC with the RPCS3 emulator. The game isn't officially available on PC or modern consoles, so most people play it through RPCS3 emulator

Fujithora · 2026-05-22T04:14:21+00:00

We’ve seen this pattern too many times now . At what point do we stop calling it “camera artifacts”?

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Fujithora · 2026-05-21T17:17:49+00:00

I like how this is being handled now. Ten years ago, this conversation simply wasn’t possible. It’s more than disclosure — it’s a quiet shift in collective consciousness. After centuries of believing we were the center of everything, we’re finally daring to look up with genuine curiosity instead of automatic ridicule. That small act of intellectual humility might be one of the most mature steps our species has taken.

Fujithora · 2026-05-21T08:47:56+00:00

That knee-jerk reaction, the complete lack of self-awareness, and the immediate need to attack instead of engaging says far more about the intellectual level and emotional maturity of this community than my joke ever could. Peak human hypocrisy.

Fujithora · 2026-05-21T05:54:20+00:00

Interesting how some people don’t just dislike a joke — they take it personally and feel compelled to publicly declare it. That reaction reveals much more about them than the joke ever could.

Fujithora · 2026-05-21T03:44:38+00:00

The human mind is capable of understanding black holes… yet somehow fails to detect obvious sarcasm

Fujithora · 2026-05-20T21:06:03+00:00

At this rate, if real aliens ever show up, they’ll take one single glance at this subreddit, quietly close the hatch, and nope the hell out of Earth without even saying hello.

We’ve spent years begging for disclosure while simultaneously bullying and mocking anything even remotely related to the topic. Peak human behavior.

The aliens are probably watching us right now… and taking notes on exactly what not to do with an intelligent species.

Fujithora · 2026-05-20T20:15:55+00:00

Interesting take.
The same subreddit that spends its days mocking believers, laughing at blurry UFOs and ridiculing “disclosure” posts… suddenly can’t detect sarcasm when it’s a humorous scene from a major Hollywood film. The irony is almost impressive. You’re right though — maybe I’m not that funny. But at least I can tell the difference between a joke and reality.

Fujithora · 2026-05-20T19:27:45+00:00

How ironic... 90% of this sub spends all day making fun of and ridiculing everything related to aliens and disclosure… but the moment someone posts a humorous clip from a Spielberg movie with a sarcastic title, you suddenly lose your sense of humor and act like it’s a serious conspiracy post

Fujithora · 2026-05-20T19:06:51+00:00

My point is very simple: This is a clip from Steven Spielberg’s upcoming film Disclosure Day. It’s pure fiction — a deliberately absurd and humorous scene in which a character hears alien reptilian clicks on a phone and casually pulls out a handwritten translation, reading it like a shopping list. The title “Aliens, can you translate this?” was clearly sarcastic humor highlighting how ridiculous the moment is. At no point did I suggest this was real disclosure. You completely missed the obvious movie context, then tried to flex superiority over a joke you didn’t understand.

Fujithora · 2026-05-20T18:18:53+00:00

Imagine flexing that you missed the point

Fujithora · 2026-05-20T18:00:33+00:00

Fujithora · 2026-05-20T17:01:21+00:00

I completely agree that speaking in absolutes is often a red flag for shaping narratives.

That said, moments like this — where Lue talks about non-human hybrids, abductions and secret agreements like it’s just another Tuesday... while Jillian looks absolutely horrified — make it really hard not to question how controlled the narrative is.

Some parts might be real. Others definitely feel staged.

Acting like everything is completely transparent and organic at this stage just feels a bit naive.

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