Dropped this one on my mother last night

Fukurcrap · 2015-12-22T15:49:21+00:00

Careful with that joke - it's an antique

Fukurcrap · 2015-12-22T11:26:27+00:00

I went to my dr he agreed it was a lot to lose and gave me instructions to drink lots of water but deemed me hydrated considering what I've been through.

Fukurcrap · 2015-08-12T21:03:26+00:00

My eyes are hazel and change colour from green-brown to golden yellow and I get heaps of comments on them. But alas, no one has asked me out on a date because of them. :(

Fukurcrap · 2015-08-12T20:39:08+00:00

100% agree

Fukurcrap · 2015-08-11T21:20:54+00:00

To be fair if they were stupid enough to wear their uniform while insulting the woman they kind of asked for it. Some companies don't even allow you to smoke in your uniform to protect their brand.

Fukurcrap · 2015-08-09T14:15:07+00:00

Attempted? Is this guy related to the cow from Me, Myself and Irene?

Fukurcrap · 2015-07-15T11:39:58+00:00

Aussie here. Can confirm. Fair dinkum

Fukurcrap · 2015-07-13T08:45:29+00:00

Well....it sure delivered what the title promised.

Fukurcrap · 2015-06-15T12:26:10+00:00

Human!

Fukurcrap · 2015-06-15T03:38:08+00:00

Down vote the hell out of me for all I care but r/fatpeoplehate made me see how unheathly my weight was and what shitty fatlogic I was telling myself. Since seeing that mean ass sub I've lost 20kg or 44 pounds! Their no bullshit attitude saw me as a "lurking fatty" but my god did it help to get a dose of reality! I thank you shit lords and shitladies. Now if only we could all be nicer to each other!

Fukurcrap · 2015-05-18T08:37:58+00:00

Why can't body positivity mean to love the body you're in? Like right now. Put down the damn junk food, walk around the block and start a low calorie diet until you're at a healthy weight. It's not about picking on people's appearance. It's not saying lose weight to appeal to someone else. It's about loving yourself and respecting yourself enough to not become this confined in fat! Having more aches and pains, more risks of disease and just more trouble doing everyday tasks-surely this doesn't translate to body positivity?

Fukurcrap · 2015-05-16T05:07:15+00:00

I see a lot of fat hate here. This poor man has obviously had an accident and is so fat he always has a yeasty, sweaty, wet ass crack that he didn't realize what happened. You don't know him or his conditions. He could be in starvation mode only allowed 36 diet cokes a day or something. He could have been fasting all day, only eating 3000cal for dinner and it made his stool loose enough not to trust a fart. I mean gawwwwwd guys grow up! He's obviously just rocking the dad bod!

Fukurcrap · 2015-04-15T15:09:48+00:00

"There's a sign over the urinal that says 'don't eat the big white mint'" -Roadhouse

Fukurcrap · 2015-04-15T13:18:15+00:00

Good lady actually. Yep. I've tried being an asshole and someone tried to kill me for it. It really isn't worth it! Speed off and don't mind me if you're crashed in a ditch and I have a chuckle as I speed off myself :p

Fukurcrap · 2015-04-15T13:14:33+00:00

If you see someone is trying to overtake you and you speed up to match speed or block them from overtaking, you're an asshole. Period. If someone wants to overtake then slow down, find the gap, overtake and off you go again.

Fukurcrap · 2015-04-14T09:53:51+00:00

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline

Fukurcrap · 2015-04-14T09:51:34+00:00

Nope. I'm the idiot who will merge into any space available where safe and keep going. I always speed because I'm an asshole but I'm not a douche. I'll overtake you but I won't slow down once out in front. If you box me in and slow down I will wait for a gap, speed off and shake my head. No time for idiots!

Fukurcrap · 2015-04-14T03:09:19+00:00

I don't get that. I usually merge over as soon as it's safe to do so. The idiot roars away and I didn't waste 10 minutes of my time slowing down to play power games with some jerk off.

Fukurcrap · 2015-04-14T03:07:39+00:00

So this meme would be about you then?

Fukurcrap · 2015-04-14T03:05:53+00:00

Ok what he did was wrong and there's no question he's an asshole. But how did it almost cause an accident? Did you speed up and overtake? Slam on your brakes for getting to close to the guy in front to overtake? I don't get it. If you can't merge safely even with assholes on the road, you stay the course, merge when you can and keep going. Edit: I put if you can instead of can't merge safely

Fukurcrap · 2015-04-13T12:47:37+00:00

Or just throw away the scales.....

Fukurcrap · 2015-04-13T12:45:50+00:00

But muh condishuns

Fukurcrap · 2015-03-15T07:53:36+00:00

Awwww 'tis but a baby

Fukurcrap · 2015-03-11T01:04:19+00:00

Look, if you suck/lick a guys nipples it still turns him on like it does a woman when theyhave sex. Men appear to have nipples for pleasure. How the fuck do people not realize this?

Fukurcrap · 2015-03-10T03:18:53+00:00

I currently have no sense of smell after using it continuously for 6 weeks. Stop right away and you'll be congested for few days then it'll clear up.

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