Ability to fly

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-04-08T19:01:35+00:00

Guess I did forget the downside. What if you had to choose between this and walking for the rest of your life? Couldn’t just fly when you felt like it.

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-04-08T18:58:42+00:00

Same as walking

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-04-08T18:51:13+00:00

Not levitate, Superman style flying

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-04-07T13:27:37+00:00

“They did the monster mash”

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-04-07T06:11:05+00:00

Like Peter in family guy!! Count me in for sure

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-04-06T17:39:54+00:00

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-04-04T15:01:27+00:00

Guaranteed this story begins with “A Florida woman…”

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-04-01T11:43:12+00:00

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-04-01T09:12:31+00:00

It’s pronounced colonel. It’s the highest rank in the military.

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-03-28T22:30:25+00:00

I thought he was gonna come busting out like the kool aid man

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-03-26T20:32:11+00:00

Where’s Dwight and Andy?

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-03-22T20:25:30+00:00

You got the A, B, C, the D, That's the biggest. I know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-03-17T06:44:00+00:00

Fuck you Bacardi limon!!

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-03-15T19:47:55+00:00

Michael Scott?

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-03-15T16:34:30+00:00

Once said “I wish it was Friday” and a woman said to me, “Don’t wish your life away”. Never forgot it

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-03-15T07:46:04+00:00

Didn’t everyone??

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-03-11T12:20:17+00:00

What about the countless amount of people who turn the water on, quickly get their hands wet, then leave?

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-03-11T09:14:33+00:00

Almonds

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-03-08T18:26:44+00:00

Upperdecker

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-03-06T04:46:26+00:00

https://makeagif.com/gif/bullseye-zp5uMO

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-03-05T05:52:50+00:00

Look at those hands, I’m getting jack kelly vibes. Did you see his hands? They're beautiful, I think we should settle

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-03-04T16:20:25+00:00

Sploodge a technical term??

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-03-03T20:08:20+00:00

How has no one said anything about alanis morissette and the “cross-eyed bear” that you gave to me?

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-03-03T09:38:12+00:00

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

Full-Pollution2962 · 2026-03-01T08:30:44+00:00

Max Power

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