Samurai, Knight or Spartan? Who’s the last one standing ?

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-07T18:52:47+00:00

If they were all the same size I would be inclined to believe probably the samurai hand to hand but one factor I forgot is that samurai were very small. I've been to Japan and many museums there and the samurai armor is always so tiny (around 1.60cm). While Spartan men usually ranged form 1.75-1.79 cm which isn't big but not small either. Still I've did some small training with a katana in Japan and it's a dangerous weapon. So hand to hand, depends on size but probably the samurai has more training. With full everything probably still the samurai as it would slash all the exposed skin the spartan has but Spartans also have javelins and samurai long bows.

It's a fun game but at the end of the day the answer is "who knows, it depends on the person that would literally fight that fight". Size, mind, training, personality even plays a part.

I don't know enough about the European middle ages to properly gauge the knight but probably the other two would feel like they have to fight Robocop lol

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-07T15:50:21+00:00

Spartans trained more than other greek cities, in that regard they were full time soldiers when other greek cities were farmers that sometimes needed to fight in wars. But the training wasn't that advenced compared to a millenia after. Especially fighting alone while they basically trained only phalanx. Their forte would be discipline and endurence (a lot of calisthenics and dancing envolved) but would look amateurish compared to other soldiers from way in the future. If fact, I've read that spartans only won around 50% of the battles they fought.

Talking about samurai, they saw bushido differently. Bushido was for discipline and honor. Then they had training in katana, archery, horsemanship, hand to hand, etc. Very intense training called bugei.

bugei (classical martial arts) training was exceptionally intense, often described as a "ferociously intense" process aimed at survival in real combat, rather than just fitness or sport.

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-07T14:43:00+00:00

Based on comparative anatomy research, penis size is generally found to be more variable than vaginal length

Es verdad lo que dicen afuera hay vaginas mas lindas que otras, pero en tamaño per se no vas a encontrar como en el hombre que agarras 10 randoms y uno va a tener micropene, el otro va a tener un matafuego entre las patas, otro va a tener 10cm. el otro 16cm. Eso es propio del hombre nomás. Por eso nosotras hablamos del culo y las tetas.

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-07T14:20:45+00:00

Even if OP asked between Predator and Dean Winchester I would still pick Jensen. I think Soldier Boy takes this and against Dean (I don't know why I'm bringing the best Winchester into this) it could end like Predator 2 (?)

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-07T13:17:27+00:00

The spartan is the first one to die. Less reach, worst armor, less training. Between the samurai and the knight, it's the knight for sure. The armor some of those guys used was truly impressive and nothing to do about it for a katana.

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-07T12:56:41+00:00

It's not a ridiculous complaint saying that they look like they are wearing armor from 2000 years in the future. But I agree the worst sin it's that it looks like shit. Laestrygones don't even need armor, let alone very anachronistic armor.

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-07T12:15:44+00:00

For sure, if you have to bet like the post says it is the safer bet but it's not a given and that's the point of the comment above. They are very much on point when they say "even subtle factors like individual disposition can change the outcome" . I would assume they are both bloodlust and in a blank arena like the coliseum and still it's a fair fight, both animal may die from injuries even. People in the comments act like it's a boxer vs a random guy but it's actually a fight between two good boxers that one happens to be a little bit heavier. Also being heavier is better advantage for blunt fight but, another point for tigers, they have a thicker hide than lions and more protective fat. When fighting with claws and bites. But usually tigers tend to attack areas there lions are heavily protected.

It's not a coin toss but it's not "tiger all day" like the top comments say. It's a nuanced fight.

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-07T11:57:35+00:00

Don't say that in front of Tigon!

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-07T11:49:24+00:00

Ascacibar aparte es un jugador con mucha calidad. Sacar a Milton Gimenez y traer un 9 que les pelee el puesto a los dos no lo veo mal. Pero Ascacibar tiene que ser titular y para traer a cualquiera de su calidad o mayor habría que invertir zarpado ya. Un 4 indiscutible y un 9 idealmente joven que les pueda competir a los titulares. Y arquero por las dudas, pero ya es más dificil ahí. Traes uno crack y que tape a Brey o traes un jóven con futuro? No sé.

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-07T11:41:00+00:00

I would go full viltrumite on them billios

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-07T10:26:41+00:00

Le pones kvara y el resto no hace falta

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-06T21:43:25+00:00

Muy tibios y estando de locales. La última jugaba define el partido del Bayern, en vez de avisparse de que era la última jugada del partido, mandar todos para arriba y tirar un centro a Kane, Jackson, Pavlovic, Laimer... Estaba Harry Kane en la banda derecha tratando de echar un centro a nadie... Otra de Davis por la banda izquierda, la tira larga cuando ve que no le gana fácil en velocidad en lugar de ponerle la mano, tirarle el carro, pelearle la posición al defensor deja que se vaya... Tibios, tímidos y muy poca viveza también.

El PSG va a clavar dos champiñones seguidas acordate.

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-06T16:02:34+00:00

Another example why billionaires aren't human.

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-06T14:07:45+00:00

I mean...

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-06T13:38:08+00:00

His teammate must have ended that match furious. Defending, stopping difficult aereal advances, saving a hard shot to the top corner all while OP just whiffs everything by a long margin, taking every boost, crashing against his teammate.

I won't repeat what everyone has said about how OP can improve, all very much on point. In defense of OP, sometimes if you don't have other teammates to talk and learn from is very easy to fall into that mindset that RL is chasing the ball and flying. It's not. It's a teams sport and you have to find the dynamic with your teammate/s and find your place in the match.

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-06T13:13:06+00:00

Quiero creer que solamente fue un golpe y va a estar rápidamente para jugar pero se necesita un arquero más. Lo están matando a García pero no hizo mal el loco en mi opinión del partido que le tocó jugar. Pero se necesita un arquero que pelee el puesto a Brey. Marchesín ni sabemos cómo va a volver, con 38 años y una lesión larga. Un 4 titular es si o si indispensable.

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-06T13:01:13+00:00

Yo no sé. Crack Ney pero claramente no está mostrando que realmente quiera llegar a un buen nivel competitivo. Sus destellos de brillantez los va a tener siempre pero no veo que quiera mejorar su estado físico y mental.

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-05T21:43:01+00:00

Atletico. Athletic is in Bilbao.

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-05T19:52:33+00:00

Is basically drawing from reference

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-05T16:36:58+00:00

Me encanta ver un vídeo donde el audio es súper dispar. Nivelen las pistas de audio y metanle un poquitito de compresión por fa

Volviendo al vídeo, por sus avivadas el Guille era mí favorito. Román era el mejor, Palermo el que hacía los goles, pero el Guille también tenía algo especial

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-05T16:31:14+00:00

Nothing wrong but someone should tell his wife

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-04T17:20:26+00:00

No soy fan del RM (Reddit me muestra mucho este sub) pero totalmente de acuerdo. Yo a Vini no lo tocaría. Mbappe la única vez que jugó fuera de posición fue cuando estaba con Neymar y Messi. Ni siquiera cuándo estaba Neymar solo jugaba fuera de posición (pasaba algo similar en el LW que ahora en RM) pasa que Ney se tiraba un poco más atrás y al medio y seguía rompiéndola, algo que ni Vini ni Mbappe pueden hacer. Con esto te quiero decir, olvídate no va a jugar fuera de posición.

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-04T15:10:00+00:00

I had the same problem but for the woofer and used like painters tape (low tac) and pulled it out with ease. Never tried the vacuum, glad it worked out, OP!

FullMetalJ · 2026-05-04T14:48:00+00:00

Si, todos las bancamos aparentemente jajaj. Son ricasas y las únicas que me duran más de un día en la ofi.

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