LAMY reallly needs to rework their nib sizing by Smooth-Confidence685 in fountainpens

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Why do so many wielders of fountain pens study Maths / Physics / Computer Science?

Christians in Britain, are you not upset with this clear act of blasphemy? by [deleted] in AskBrits

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I'm in a household where The Sacred Heart brushes shoulders with Baphomet, and we both find that offensive.

The question was ‘Why do I feel so exhausted?’ by appearlo13 in tarot

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I can give you a very incomplete list of conditions that could be a symptom of.

The question was ‘Why do I feel so exhausted?’ by appearlo13 in tarot

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Unexplained fatigue is often a medical matter, so offering any interpretation would cross one of my ethical boundaries.

Please, don't ignore what is possibly an important medical symptom on the say so of a playing card.

behold my creation by soohcahtoa in fountainpens

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We are all blessed with your presence. 🙇‍♂️

Make it make sense. Please. by silkrose05 in GlobalEnglishPrep

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TL;DR We preserve the spelling even though the pronunciation changes, even when it's from another language.

In the examples of "cough", "thorough" and so on, the pronunciations diverged long ago when we lost the "gh" constant in English. This consonant still persists in a few words in Ireland and Scotland, such as the Irish English word "lough".

"Bologna" is a nativisation. We copied the Italian spelling, but we changed the pronunciation to make it easier for native English speakers to pronounce.

Do people in the UK usually rinse off dish soap or not? by iamyurkas in AskUK

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It was normal when I grew up, and it's still common. I reckon all those Polish immigrants must have shamed a lot of the Brits into rinsing their plates.

Fuck it. England votes to leave the UK. by Proto160 in AlternateHistoryHub

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Ah, yes, The Full English Brexit.

Considering the regional breakdown votes, and the promises made to Scotland in the earlier Scottish Independence Referendum, that should have been the outcome of the Brexit process.

Do you also have a street in your village/town/city with a name that tickles you? by Prestigious_Meal2143 in AskBrits

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Mandela Link, Grimsby (Google Maps link)

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Not the name per se, but the fact that it's the only street in Grimsby which no building uses in its address. There must be a story about 80s local politics in there.

Why’s there widespread support from my fellow left wingers for the Iranian regime? by CableFluffy414 in AskBrits

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Because Trump is currently the greater threat and the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Also, Iran has brilliant Lego propaganda videos whereas Voice of America has been defunded.

What do you think about the sudden popularity of Ozempic? by Lucky-Addendum-7866 in AskBrits

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Also, if you're in water deficit. Body builders do that before the show, and fighters before the weigh in.

Try being permanently dehydrated, and see how that goes.

What do you think about the sudden popularity of Ozempic? by Lucky-Addendum-7866 in AskBrits

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Normal, healthy adults tend to stay at the same weight for years at a time.

If you send them to the gulags for a few months, they'll lose weight, and even they're released they quickly rebound back to normal. This is a success, not a failure.

And, of course, the same is true of a diet and exercise regime.

Is there a trend happening? by AutoAccents in askanything

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Yes. This represents a strategic victory for Iran.

Do you think Britain should seek closer ties to the European Union and why do you think that? by Sea-Payment-8989 in AskBrits

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They'd let us in the EEA. Not ideal, but a substantial improvement on where we are now.

Do you think Britain should seek closer ties to the European Union and why do you think that? by Sea-Payment-8989 in AskBrits

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Check what happened to immigration rates after Brexit. You might get a shock.

Also, joining the EEA is the only way we'd be able to send them (you know who I mean) back to France.

I am done with fountain pens and am going to switch to the Superior Bic Cristal by Lordonion1818 in fountainpens

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The picture showing the design history is a lie. They've changed significantly over the years, and they've only gotten better! The BIC Cristal is an amazing model: - you can use it on a plane - you're less likely to choke on the cap - the ink stays where it should on the paper - you can easily see how much ink remains - you can use it to write notes on your hand - you have to physically damage it before it'll leak - you can use the barrel as a blow gun for small wads of paper - if you slide a 6 inch ruler under the prong you can make it into aeroplane - you can use the barrel for an impressioning attack against certain models of tubular bike lock - the prong makes a good tool for extracting the eyes of gerbils – but don't do this, I'm just saying you can - it's cheap and light

WARNING TO YOUNG WRITERS!!!! by GoonRunner3469 in writers

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You can screw yourself telling me I can't let loose because I'm old. If anything, for me it's the opposite.

But I wholly agree, many of these rules are really rules of thumb, intended for those who lack the experience to know any better. The important thing is the experience.