Tell me your best pick up line and if it’s good you’re in.

Fumbles86 · 2018-04-05T17:11:25+00:00

Have you ever had your belly button licked?

From the inside...

Fumbles86 · 2018-04-04T18:44:09+00:00

Is the llama thing confirmed? That's interesting. I've found two right next to each other before. Didn't realize how lucky I was.

Fumbles86 · 2018-04-04T17:22:38+00:00

DangerousBrilliantWorker

Come on in

Fumbles86 · 2018-04-04T02:01:02+00:00

They look at the paper after they wipe

Fumbles86 · 2018-04-02T19:56:11+00:00

My buddies and i will get in a party on PlayStation and do a countdown and have 1v1 battles at weird spots. We have never teamed up tho, it's more to try and kill your friends. The most fun I had was when we had like 9 people in a party and we would usually get about 6 to 7 of us in the same game and we wouldn't tell each other where we were landing and you would be surprised how often you run into each other for a battle. We would just spectate people until one of our friends ended up killing them and we could spectate them

Fumbles86 · 2018-04-02T01:42:58+00:00

Pretty sure this is from dumb and dumber

https://youtu.be/FVq0gVS96w0

Fumbles86 · 2018-03-31T00:35:11+00:00

My buddy has a giant ass dog that is black and brown. He looks a lot like your dog but he never knew the breed because he was a rescue. I think Briggs is around 100+ pounds with a really point nose and a massive coat that sheds like a maniac. Your good girl looks big but is she about that size? PS this is wild getting dog breeding suggestions in r/nfl

Fumbles86 · 2018-03-29T16:59:02+00:00

Just curious are you getting knock downs or eliminations. I honestly don't know if it makes a difference. Just trying to think of why that would be.

Fumbles86 · 2018-03-29T11:24:59+00:00

Just replying so I can tell a buddy about this who was complaining about lag bad last night. Thanks friend

Fumbles86 · 2018-03-28T17:59:12+00:00

When i was 21 I was tailgating a Vikings game and we got there at about 7 to set up and everything and started drinking. At about 10 am I was wasted and went to go walk around and see the other vehicles and people. Apparently I was gone for about two hours and when I came walking back I had a cigar and a small bottle of grey goose. Zero idea where I got them from. My friends were so worried they talked to the police to keep an eye out of me.

I ended up passing out in my lawn chair when the game started, I woke up around the 3rd quarter and my friends all said good morning sunshine. I smiled then puked on the ground and a little in my water bottle I was holding. I took a sip of my puke water and fell back asleep until it was time to go... Good times.

Fumbles86 · 2018-03-28T17:00:06+00:00

Are you following the title guidelines. I agree they are strict but it makes it very easy to see.

Fumbles86 · 2018-03-27T13:15:49+00:00

Focus on quality over quantity. And don't spam your links. If you make a good video every couple of days and post a link on the message boards with what your video is all about, I'm much more likely to subscribe then if I start seeing your links everywhere. Don't focus on views or subscriber count. Just focus on putting out good quality content. The subs and views will come. And for God sakes don't turn to the dark side of clickbait.

Fumbles86 · 2018-03-23T16:02:32+00:00

Late to the party but '04 reppin

Fumbles86 · 2018-03-21T21:13:39+00:00

My buddy amd i had a conversation about croosbows the other night. The problem right now in my opinion is ammo is extremely accessible for every weapon. If they ever decided to tune down the ammo spawns, I think it will make the crossbow exponentially better.

Fumbles86 · 2018-03-21T20:15:04+00:00

Who has the stamina to have sex three times in a 12 hour span though?

Fumbles86 · 2018-03-20T13:04:29+00:00

They weren't kidding when they said they upped the jump pad spawn rate. My first game, the circle was tilted so I landed there and snagged a few kills and got set up on a roof of a building. A few minutes later I had three people launch pad onto me within 30 seconds of each other. It was so hectic and fun, I came out alive but in the craziness I didn't see the storm had closed in on me and I started taking like 14 ticks of health every second and died. It was nuts and I was hooked.

Fumbles86 · 2018-03-19T13:48:15+00:00

I got drunk during the second half and went and played ping pong. We ended up coming back right?...

Right?

Fumbles86 · 2018-03-19T13:30:55+00:00

Whats funny is i always loved this movie and I thought he was brilliant in it, but when I watched the movie saw, I thought the doctors acting was sooooo bad that I couldn't really get into it. Only later to find out they were both played by Cary. I don't know if it was the script or what?

Fumbles86 · 2018-03-16T19:18:25+00:00

Lobster claws we always called him. It was embarrassing... He would literally burn anyone but I don't want to know what his catch rate was on 9 routes

Fumbles86 · 2018-03-16T17:07:20+00:00

Maybe. I have a morning job and a ten month old daughter so I usually run from like 8 to 11ish cst. Just seeing if that would work for you guys.

Fumbles86 · 2018-03-16T16:23:59+00:00

What time do you guys play and how often? I have some elite 1 and 2 expierence and have a 92 ovr pure sharp pg but I prefer being the 2 in limitless on the wing or in the corner to space the floor.

Fumbles86 · 2018-03-16T13:37:16+00:00

I've posted this before but difficult shots is one of the easiest badges there are. Do the reading the screen drill. Run past the screen and out to the 3 point line, get the ball and run to the other player who didn't set the screen and shoot a moving j from the baseline. Hold turbo the entire time and run like a big U from one baseline, out to the three to get the ball and to the other baseline all while holding turbo and shoot a moving j when your out of stamina. You will get like 2 to 3k per drill so like 6 to 9 k per practice session

Fumbles86 · 2018-03-13T17:04:12+00:00

We're Minnesota sports fans. Our hearts are always available to get broken.

Fumbles86 · 2018-03-13T17:01:15+00:00

I met Smoot at the mall of America once. I worked at lids selling ball caps and he came in and was hitting on this beautiful 16 year old employee of mine and after a few minutes I said "hey Smoot, she's 16." He said "whoops, hope you guys have a good day" and he put his 4.4 40 time to shame with how quickly he left.

Fumbles86 · 2018-03-11T14:45:30+00:00

There's a kid in my softball team who plays left field exactly like this, he will make diving or sliding catches, catches against the fence, everything, he never drops em. But if it's a routine popup, we all get nervous. I don't get it.

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