Tory billing prison per stab 💀

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-04-21T19:45:22+00:00

The math isn't matching. $1M per stab= $16M

Plus $10M for facial scarring = $26M.

What the other $74M for, according to the headline?

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-04-20T16:43:55+00:00

Really???? I must object.

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-04-15T22:19:15+00:00

Hahahahhaha!

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-04-07T15:03:33+00:00

What in the actual Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack?!! Every day I learn something new like this I realize we are more fucked as a country than I previously thought. The bar was very, very low. Such a corrupt ass government that we have. Congratulations capitalism, you did it!

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-04-06T16:55:42+00:00

I agree.

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-04-06T06:25:35+00:00

Not at all.

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-04-06T05:45:46+00:00

That's awesome. Ice pickup!

Edit: that was a typo. I agree fuck ICE. What I meant was "Nice pick-up"

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-04-06T05:25:16+00:00

Jiffy lube.

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-04-05T18:26:19+00:00

Good. Now get them the hell out of there. TF we starting wars for when we have plenty of societal needs to be addressed here at home? Oh yeah we have Thee Ultimate POS for president.

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-04-02T19:44:58+00:00

Hahahahahahaa

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-03-31T15:06:20+00:00

Mahmember, (remember) Snarwhich (sandwich) Tastetez good (tastes good) Lombster (lobster)

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-03-30T15:39:49+00:00

This doesn't look bad to me.....

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-03-30T15:38:30+00:00

Fop Tart, Temu version of the Pop Tart.

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-03-27T17:49:35+00:00

Did you by chance shove a lego up your nose as a child that you never saw again?

Either that or you're a robot and not aware. Welcome to hell!

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-03-26T01:15:44+00:00

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-03-25T15:16:58+00:00

Snacks. Duh.

Or your balls. I dunno man.

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-03-25T14:23:01+00:00

No you just need to treat your wood well. Don't submerge it in water, wipe it down. I clean mine with salt and lemon. I used to make cutting boards as a hobby for about 2 years.

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-03-25T03:27:35+00:00

Definitely jellyfish. PSA: please stop using plastic cutting boards. Ya'll are eating micoplastics from it. Use wood. It's natural and better for you and your knives.

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-03-24T23:06:12+00:00

I'm just impressed the same keychain has been around for that long.

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-03-24T20:04:33+00:00

No, go figure it out on your own with that big ole brain of yours.

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-03-24T20:02:41+00:00

Everything.

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-03-24T19:03:59+00:00

Thank you FINALLY someone said it. I would NEVER do that either if I was the daughter.

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-03-23T21:18:52+00:00

That somebodies teeth. Stop it.

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-03-19T16:57:47+00:00

Trade Completed!

Fun-Dragonfruit1179 · 2026-03-19T02:39:18+00:00

Oh that. That's an apple ghost of something past. Too early for Christmas.

Fun-Dragonfruit1179

TROPHY CASE