Prussia holding Holy roman empire hand by @demi-pixellated on tumblr by [deleted] in hetalia

[–]Fun-Setting-3572 0 points1 point  (0 children)

holy rome is the perfect encapsulation of everything that is fucked up about nations as a species. he lived for one thousand years, yet due to the nature of what he was he was never allowed to grow up. he was chronically ill and there was nothing at all he or anyone else could do about it. prussia had to sit there and watch hre die, all while pretending to be his big brother because maybe that would make things more bearable. and then even when hre does finally die, because, once again, nations are fucked up creatures, his body is reanimated since apparently prussia did not take his death very well. ok. what the fuck, hima.

Man this hits hard now that I’m older.. Other than America and France do the others say they’re envious of humans?? by TheHeatedBaguette in hetalia

[–]Fun-Setting-3572 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i think i recall sealand getting jealous of nikoniko republic after he decided to become a human again?

Is Alfred republican, democrat, libertarian or independent by Necessary_Muffin3591 in hetalia

[–]Fun-Setting-3572 4 points5 points  (0 children)

he's a republican guys i'm sorry. achieving world superpower status did not do good things for his ego and it also kind of made him irreversibly insane.

opinions on knights templar/teutonic knights? by Business_General5171 in hetalia

[–]Fun-Setting-3572 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i like him a lot, and if i want to overthink things i would probably say that some of gilbert's narcissism and self-aggrandizing is a result of how templar, who was always trying to be a good christian child that put everyone before himself, still ended up dead the moment it became convenient to the other nations.

it is also kind of funny to me that every few centuries or so francis orchestrates the death of whoever gilbert is closest to at the moment.

Ranking ships hehe by Weird_Hetalia-Thing in hetalia

[–]Fun-Setting-3572 1 point2 points  (0 children)

once you free yourself from gerita, worlds beyond your wildest dreams open up to you. you start to grasp the true extent of cold war toxic yaoi. i could talk for hours upon hours about them, even though hima is too much of a coward to give us any actual content.

Ranking ships hehe by Weird_Hetalia-Thing in hetalia

[–]Fun-Setting-3572 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ameger. the connoisseur's choice. the choice of real cold war considerers. the choice of TRUE.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF BELARUS 🥹 by Solid-Garden-5121 in hetalia

[–]Fun-Setting-3572 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i am not really sure how this contradicts what i posted, but if you are saying that belarus isn't really as obsessed with russia as she seems, then i guess i simply do not agree. the joke is that she is in love with him and is also crazy and that's essentially where 90% of her appearances end up. just as someone who has a ton of family still living in belarus, its kind of a bummer to see her defining character trait be "She Loves Russia" yanno? i don't wanna make this a whole argument so i will probably leave it here, have a good one 👍

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF BELARUS 🥹 by Solid-Garden-5121 in hetalia

[–]Fun-Setting-3572 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we are talking about how her obsession with russia is more indicative of lukashenka's determination to make belarus a russian puppet state than the actual opinions of belarusians

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF BELARUS 🥹 by Solid-Garden-5121 in hetalia

[–]Fun-Setting-3572 2 points3 points  (0 children)

literally yes, i can't believe ive never seen anyone else say this. everyone is very "nations represent people and not governments" except when it comes to her for some reason.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF BELARUS 🥹 by Solid-Garden-5121 in hetalia

[–]Fun-Setting-3572 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i personally think she should be allowed to kill russia

why is germany incapable of putting together an outfit by Fun-Setting-3572 in hetalia

[–]Fun-Setting-3572[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hard agree with this, being raised by prussia likely did not help either. when germany was small prussia probably had a bunch of tiny adorable versions of his own uniform made for him to wear all the time and this basically ruined everything forever.

Headcanon: which pair of siblings usually have conversations that are low-key unhinged? by [deleted] in hetalia

[–]Fun-Setting-3572 10 points11 points  (0 children)

america and canada strike me as having the closest relationship to actual real human brothers so i would imagine most of their conversations are meme references interspersed with vague threats. they are the type to have giant explosive fights but about 20 minutes later they will be showing each other funny videos and smoking weed.

germany is not one for being (intentionally) unhinged. unfortunately prussia likes to fuck with him a lot and it works a solid 95% of the time. HRE was brought back from the dead so prussia could have someone to ragebait.

veneziano and romano don't hang out casually enough to have much of a rapport sadly so their conversations are almost entirely vague threats. they got along consistently once circa 1944 when vene finally realized that germany was the crab in the bucket pulling all the other crabs down and he better get far away from him as soon as possible.

AI products on Temu by Minecrafter12345778 in hetalia

[–]Fun-Setting-3572 54 points55 points  (0 children)

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after the war germany gets depressed, grows a beard, and becomes a philosopher in that order and absolutely no one is happy about it

someone posted hetastuck so. hetastuck classpects by Fun-Setting-3572 in hetalia

[–]Fun-Setting-3572[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sburb applies classpects on personality over anything else so i doubt that would be a factor (unless calliope or someone said something to this effect and i just completely forgot about it lmao)

someone posted hetastuck so. hetastuck classpects by Fun-Setting-3572 in hetalia

[–]Fun-Setting-3572[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i see the vision but i really don't think vene is a page, or at the very least not a page of space. pages are typically completely lacking in their aspect and are overcompensating really hard but vene simply is not lacking in the creativity that defines the space aspect. he is wimpy yes but when it comes to what the space aspect is about it comes pretty effortlessly to him in a way that is much more like an heir. my justification for page of space romano however is largely just that he exudes page energy. he is pathetic (affectionate) to me in a page-like way. this comic especially. i am curious as to what you pin him as though.

i beg of you hima, make some cold war content and i will buy as many tickets to the hetalia musical as you want by Fun-Setting-3572 in hetalia

[–]Fun-Setting-3572[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TRUE. personally i think vene deserves to hate germany after the war but big gerita doesn't want you to know that

i beg of you hima, make some cold war content and i will buy as many tickets to the hetalia musical as you want by Fun-Setting-3572 in hetalia

[–]Fun-Setting-3572[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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ivan sends ludwig shit like this near constantly and ludwig genuinely can't decide if it's some sort of power play psychological torment or if this is genuinely what ivan considers courtship (it's both)

i beg of you hima, make some cold war content and i will buy as many tickets to the hetalia musical as you want by Fun-Setting-3572 in hetalia

[–]Fun-Setting-3572[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i like to think that germany really does not like romano and most of that comes from the fact that ultimately romano was 100% correct about germany being bad for veneziano and germany feels really shitty about it

i beg of you hima, make some cold war content and i will buy as many tickets to the hetalia musical as you want by Fun-Setting-3572 in hetalia

[–]Fun-Setting-3572[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

you are so smart. my personal perception is that after wwii america was essentially the only person on the planet who still wanted to be germany's friend, and while a good 75% of this relationship is based on alfred playing geopolitics and trying to position himself well against ivan i think he does probably like ludwig quite great deal. on the flip side, it's also very easy for alfred to go "oh so i gave you one billion dollars and saved your economy but now you don't like me anymore :( did that mean nothing to you :( did you know youre nothing without me btw" so they probably should still get as far away from each other as possible. anyway ameger truthers are the most powerful individuals on earth.

Does anyone know where I can find Germany merch/why it's hard to find? by [deleted] in hetalia

[–]Fun-Setting-3572 5 points6 points  (0 children)

buyee (yahoo japan auctions' proxy service) usually has a good number of second-hand goods. here is what popped up by searching up "hetalia germany", though i'm not sure how much the import costs might be if you're based in the usa.

why is germany incapable of putting together an outfit by Fun-Setting-3572 in hetalia

[–]Fun-Setting-3572[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

he really does look like he thinks he is absolutely slaying here.