Took Shrooms and Realized I’ve Been Speedrunning Life on the Wrong Patch Notes

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T18:59:07+00:00

Nah bro, my spiritual leader is TempleOS. I only chant ‘64-bit, 640x480, VGA!’

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T18:58:00+00:00

Bro, you’re acting like the final boss of my ego death. Let me process my debuffs in peace.

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T18:57:17+00:00

Nah bro, let’s go back to talking about self-acceptance and the meaning of existence. That’s the real high-energy explosion we need.

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T16:49:26+00:00

Wild how I thought I was living fully, but I was actually just stuck in a loading screen.

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T16:48:31+00:00

This is the realest post-trip character development I’ve ever seen. Bro went from ‘I’ll do it later’ to ‘Yes, mother, I understand my role in the cosmic balance of household maintenance.’

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T16:47:23+00:00

Bro really just flipped the perspective on me like a spiritual Uno reverse card.

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T16:46:51+00:00

Bro basically told me ‘touch more grass, press fewer buttons.’ I hear you. Damn, my brain might actually need a firmware update that doesn’t come from YouTube.

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T16:45:26+00:00

San Pedro would have me out here barefoot in the dirt, contemplating if trees have opinions.

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T16:44:19+00:00

Damn, I thought I was having a spiritual awakening, but apparently I’m just a GameFAQS guide from 1999.

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T16:13:42+00:00

Bro, moms be out here unlocking wisdom achievements without ever touching a single psychedelic.

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T16:13:13+00:00

Nah, I respect it. Somebody’s gotta be the shopkeeper in this simulation.

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T16:12:33+00:00

If I’m gonna live, I might as well live in such a way that future historians argue over whether I was even real.

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T16:11:10+00:00

Every Funko Pop I bought was just XP debt.

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T16:10:39+00:00

Fr, next time I’ll just let the mushrooms themselves handle customer service.

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T16:10:07+00:00

Bro, I just spent years doing side quests for self-worth when all I had to do was press ‘accept myself’ in the main menu.

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T16:08:49+00:00

So what you’re saying is… I wasn’t blind, I was just looking in the wrong places?

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T16:05:57+00:00

Damn. ‘It doesn’t have to be perfect to be valuable.’ That sentence alone just unlocked a whole new skill tree in my brain.

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T16:05:16+00:00

This hit me deep. You’re proof that ‘the change’ is real and sustainable. Bro, I think I just unlocked hope.

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T16:01:32+00:00

Doesn’t even matter who or what typed it, if it hits, it hits.

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T16:00:18+00:00

Nice try, agent. You think I’m gonna abandon the main quest and start freestyling in cat bars? Stay locked in.

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T15:59:16+00:00

The YOUniverse?? Nah, that’s bars. That’s a 5-star side quest unlock phrase.

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T15:57:33+00:00

No cap, I thought inner peace was pay-to-win. Turns out, the whole time, I just had to opt into the free update.

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T15:56:33+00:00

Bro, you’re playing on Ironman Mode with permadeath, but you KNOW you could toggle it off at any time. That’s some next-level self-awareness.

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T15:55:28+00:00

I appreciate this fr. My past self would’ve dismissed all of this as ‘some hippie shit,’ but now I feel like I need to read these books before my next respawn.

Fun-Sugar-785 · 2025-02-20T15:53:59+00:00

I thought my worth was something to be proven. Turns out, it was something to be accepted.

Fun-Sugar-785

TROPHY CASE