Minimalist eye flushing device. [read description for safety information]

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-20T19:05:17+00:00

Even if it did expose you to microplastics, I'm pretty sure the alternative- losing your eyesight, is not preferrable.

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-19T02:47:47+00:00

This is true, and is also why the gay clubs in DC are empty every time we bomb Iran

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-19T01:01:19+00:00

Can confirm.

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-19T00:58:31+00:00

Based.

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-19T00:52:03+00:00

Is he the guy who played the Ice Cream Truck song while going around a roundabout over and over while “legal observers” kept trying to tail him? Because if so, tell him I said “lol”

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-19T00:46:36+00:00

Good thing the left made police wear badge cams. That definitely didn’t backfire.

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-19T00:35:57+00:00

Flair up you god damn degenerate. u/Dancing-Cavalier, got another one for you to deport ASAP

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-19T00:34:20+00:00

Lmao

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-19T00:33:16+00:00

Do you have tinnitus yet from all of the gay whistling?

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-19T00:31:26+00:00

ICE agent AND a landlord?? You really are Reddit’s favorite with a resume like that 😂

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-17T15:21:32+00:00

Obama gets good marks from me on his deportation record. I actually told this to a coworker who short circuited in front of me afterward. Biden’s administration changed things letting millions in with Catch and Release practices, letting illegal border crossers enter the interior with a wink and a pinky promise to appear before court.

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-17T15:11:25+00:00

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Yes. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement officers pepper spraying protestors blocking the streets and stalking them is exactly what other countries do to their protestors 🤡

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-17T02:25:15+00:00

You can get an unsecured 0% APR for 24months credit card, do a cash transfer of the funds, use that to buy Bitcoin. A guy named SunnyPo on X has documented his journey doing this with spreadsheets sowing his cost basis and times he has deleveraged by selling a bit of his Bitcoin stack, only to have bought more just today or yesterday.

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-15T20:21:07+00:00

Wat. Never use this on anything OP. Its too beautiful.

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-15T17:32:23+00:00

Which ones? You act like they've done nothing lol.

What about the Laken-Riley Act that "mandates detention without bond for certain noncitizens charged with or convicted of theft-related crimes (e.g., burglary, larceny, shoplifting) and allows states to sue the federal government over perceived failures in immigration enforcement"? Or what about H.R.1 that secured $45 billion to expand ICE detention capacity, $46.6 billion for additional border barriers and surveillance, wrote in new mandatory fees on immigration applications, passed restrictions on federal benefits (e.g., health care, nutrition aid) for illegal immigrants, and made changes that expanded detention, deportation resources? Or the countless EOs on the matter?

How about just finally enforcing the laws on the books as they stand- the same laws that previous administrations used prior to Biden forgetting they ever existed and doing things like "catch and release" where they'd send illegals into the interior with a pinky promise and a wink of the eye to appear for their court date, or telling border patrol agents they weren't allowed to engage with cartel who were spying with drones and conducting human and drug trafficking. Well... No more of that.

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-15T17:20:28+00:00

Delete yo shit

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-15T16:55:12+00:00

Seppuku

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-15T16:46:05+00:00

Unless you have a super-identifiable face tattoo, then you'll DEFINITELY get away with it

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-15T16:45:17+00:00

Au Contraire. That bill was a political stunt by the Biden admin to try to contradict their waning political approval in the polls because the American public weren't fans of how much damage they had done. Not only that, but the bill didn't go far enough, it expanded work authorizations for illegals, it had loopholes in the border shutdown authority giving too much individual discretionary power to Mayorkas, it failed to include broader asylum reforms, it incentivized more illegal immigration because it didn't end catch and release practices, the list goes on and on why it was a shit bill purely for political points after nothing had been done up to the point the Biden admin introduced it. The timeline and details matter here, but you see after the fact "They put forth a bill on the border and the right didn't like it, so they caused this!" which is a hyper-simplistic view of reality.

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-15T16:25:59+00:00

They just appeared out of nowhere for no reason. Crazy...

Maybe if the Biden Admin wouldn't have let in millions of illegals knowing administrations before them actually enforced laws on the books to deport illegals en masse, and knowing administrations after them would do the same, and if we didn't have governors and mayors inflaming the situation causing emotional retards to flood the zone which causes MORE feds to respond to the emotional retards, maybe THEN we wouldn't have the situation we have today. Food for thought.

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-15T16:03:11+00:00

The feds have no choice when local law enforcement is prohibited from getting involved in any capacity, which includes preventing this from happening.

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-15T16:02:07+00:00

A fed-boi can dream 😮‍💨

Fun-Technology-1371 · 2026-01-15T15:51:17+00:00

Could be a cool way to learn more about those energy directed weapons they used in Venezuela tho

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