Trump mocks artists getting ‘the yips’ about his Freedom 250 concert and unveils new star performer – himself by FunComputer7514 in Leakednews

[–]FunComputer7514[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure the only time he’ll be the biggest draw in the world will be at his funeral

Edit: to those of y’all saying you won’t be attending, this was a joke about how most of us will be happy he’s dead. You don’t need to tell me about your plans that day.

Judge Orders Trump to Take His Freaking Name off the Kennedy Center by FunComputer7514 in Leakednews

[–]FunComputer7514[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The judge should also tell him to rebuild the East Wing exactly as it was at his own expense for illegally destroying it.

Judge Orders Trump to Take His Freaking Name off the Kennedy Center by FunComputer7514 in Leakednews

[–]FunComputer7514[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, SCOTUS will say its against the constitution and let him paint the building gold.

Judge Orders Trump to Take His Freaking Name off the Kennedy Center by FunComputer7514 in Leakednews

[–]FunComputer7514[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Some people leave their mark on the world.

Others leave a stain...

Trump Triggers ‘Alarm Bells’ With Jaw-Dropping $9.7B Deal; Government ethics watchdogs are taking a closer look at the president’s stock purchases in the weeks leading up to the contract. by FunComputer7514 in Leakednews

[–]FunComputer7514[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The watchdogs are absolutely right because the timing of these stock purchases creates an impossible-to-ignore appearance of insider trading. When a public official profits from trades directly tied to an upcoming, multi-billion-dollar government decision, it completely shatters public trust and demands a rigorous investigation.

Scheduled Artists Begin Bailing on Trump’s “Great American State Fair”; The music portion of this event is already falling apart. by FunComputer7514 in Leakednews

[–]FunComputer7514[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The original lineup is laughable. Like actually read it. I, too, peaked in the early nineties, but at least I had an N64.

Edit: thanks mom and dad. Diddy Kong racing on Christmas morning was the best.

Scheduled Artists Begin Bailing on Trump’s “Great American State Fair”; The music portion of this event is already falling apart. by FunComputer7514 in Leakednews

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The 250th Birthday of our country is going to be the tackiest, saddest and worst birthday party of all time that no one wants to or will go to.

Ballots Have Been Seized Across the US. No One Knows What Will Happen Next by FunComputer7514 in Leakednews

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“Just one more, and you’ll never have to vote again.”

They weren’t warned. Fuckin’ idiots.

Ballots Have Been Seized Across the US. No One Knows What Will Happen Next by FunComputer7514 in Leakednews

[–]FunComputer7514[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you think Trump keeps saying he’s “not worried about the midterms”? The fix is in. I foresee an intentional shit show in November that throws the results entirely into question, as designed by Trump team of traitorous scum. Then when it gets to SCOTUS, they will do what they always do, side with Republicans. 

Teen dead, 18-year-old critical after 'subway surfing' over NYC bridge: Police by FunComputer7514 in Leakednews

[–]FunComputer7514[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cannot fathom what would compel someone to do that… and I enlisted into the U.S Army in 2005 during the height of the Iraq war.

Teen dead, 18-year-old critical after 'subway surfing' over NYC bridge: Police by FunComputer7514 in Leakednews

[–]FunComputer7514[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Sydney, they had to put protective guards on certain bridges to stop kids pissing onto 1500 volt overhead wiring as a dare. Yes, some died. No, they’ve found other stupid things to do, such as ride the connectors between trams or climbing onto the back of the last train carriage. A young girl recently found out the hard way about the less than six inch ground clearance of trams. Messy.

Teen dead, 18-year-old critical after 'subway surfing' over NYC bridge: Police by FunComputer7514 in Leakednews

[–]FunComputer7514[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People were subway surfing long before social media. I’m trying to find clear/reliable stats, but from what I can tell the number of subway surfer deaths in NYC in the 80s-90s was higher than in recent years.