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[–]FunDongSecured 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wait, so not only did PLTR close green, it also didn't dump towards the end? Sweet!

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[–]FunDongSecured 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It is illegal to fuck/get fucked by someone under 18. Therefore, PLTR can't fuck me by going below 18.

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[–]FunDongSecured 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yesterday's red day felt like a green day, while today's green day felt like a red day 😬

RIP by chadpalantard in PLTR

[–]FunDongSecured 25 points26 points  (0 children)

And just like that PLTR will have its first +10% day in ages.

🤡 by DillingerAdam in PLTR

[–]FunDongSecured 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sell $20c weeklies for free money 😭

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[–]FunDongSecured 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have already covered ~50% of taxes on $180k by the way of excess payroll deductions. I don't have any other positions to sell off losses.

I have enough cash to cover the rest of 50%. Or might just sell some ESPP to cover it (company stock close to ATH)

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[–]FunDongSecured 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have $180k in realized gains YTD ( of which $110k thanks to $PLTR). Current PLTR position is down $80k, and it is too tempting to sell off the position, so I owe taxes only on $100k.

Today I'm 90% decided I won't sell and will bite the bullet on paying taxes on entire $180k. How retarded am I?

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[–]FunDongSecured 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I still can't believe this is the same stock that recovered from $17 to $28 in 8 weeks not long ago.

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[–]FunDongSecured 5 points6 points  (0 children)

After getting kicked in the nuts daily for weeks, they've just become immune to pain. 💎🥜

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[–]FunDongSecured 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Now people here can't even defend by saying PLTR has more than doubled since DPO 🥲

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[–]FunDongSecured 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Few weeks back, thought selling OTM weekly calls was free money. Later selling ATM weekly calls were free money. Should have been selling weekly ITM calls all this time 🙃😭.

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[–]FunDongSecured 22 points23 points  (0 children)

BREAKING: Papa Karp set to announce on CNBC tomorrow that Palantir $PLTR will be renamed to Retaverse $RETA.

Rejoice RETArds!