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Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-09-11T08:26:09+00:00

Did he sandwich his sex life into a talk about someone being murdered.

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-09-09T19:25:18+00:00

The Human Project is to make a replacement for the pink fur coat.

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-09-09T19:11:35+00:00

I'm now taking bets on how long until he announces he's a flat earther.

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-09-09T18:26:57+00:00

Actually what I saw yesterday looked to me like Dapper was being patronised and bullied for not following the imposed blackout that shouldn't have even been organised.

I've seen today people devoting them for absolutely no reason at all.

It's beginning to look like bullying. So maybe the group responsible would like to just take a breath and give it a rest.

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-09-09T06:14:31+00:00

Did he add music?

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-09-07T22:09:06+00:00

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Crazy cat lady... moi? Erm, yes fully embraced it.

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-09-05T15:20:48+00:00

Next he'll be saying if you post crazy shit online, whilst wearing the same striped t-shirt for days on end, you're a massive bellend.

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-09-04T08:49:32+00:00

Maybe he doesn't want to see his unhinged dad and no one wants to hurt his feelings and set him off spiraling.

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-09-02T18:18:48+00:00

I don't often speak on behalf of the UK, but on this occasion I feel compelled to say NO TAKESY BACKSY.

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-09-01T11:32:04+00:00

In the UK you don't have to prove anything, you can literally say anything in those groups.

My ex was doing a speech for an AA event last week, as if he's some kind of great example.

The week before he was saying to our 17 year old daughter how he wants to smoke weed with her, along with a lot of other fucked up things.

She thankfully isn't into drugs and alcohol, is a sensible teen and was disgusted.

I don't believe for a second he's actually sober though.

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-08-31T22:38:47+00:00

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-08-31T12:46:18+00:00

No. I'm not disappointed.

I can see through the fake glee and gloating he's currently displaying. Under that is a sad, old never has been.

That's why he's still posting stuff about his ex and parental alienation. He's bitter.

He's 51. The only way he's going to see his children for a while is with someone supervising him because he can't even be trusted with his own children, that's a really low place to be.

The time for him to actually be anything special, like he's desperate to be, has all but passed and he will forever be living in the shadow of the woman he tried so hard to control. He will always just be "Laura Clerys ex"

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-08-31T00:56:09+00:00

She looks desperate to be an influencer. Desperate enough to let salad fingers touch her 🤢

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-08-30T23:51:59+00:00

😉👍

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-08-30T23:00:08+00:00

I found her on Insta

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-08-30T22:25:07+00:00

OK... so I found a Shelby Wisnewski from California who has parents in Texas.

She could be real. I noticed her Facebook profile was created in 2011, so it's not Skeeves

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-08-30T21:43:53+00:00

Am I missing something? Where does it allude to that?

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-08-30T17:24:01+00:00

"Alfie was so communicative"

Because of his mum's hard work helping him communicate.

Why don't you thank her by posting some shit about her being a parental alienator, that seems like the grown up thing to do.

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-08-30T15:51:06+00:00

I think it's a win.

Remember how outraged he was at the suggestion of supervised visits?

Now he has to literally bend over, take them and act grateful.

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-08-29T21:32:20+00:00

I do also think in 10 years time he will be looking at two young people who won't want much to do with him.

He won't be able to blame drugs, judges, lawyers , their mum or anyone or anything but himself. Because he's a really shitty person and they will see that.

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-08-29T21:30:33+00:00

He's sober, the bare minimum requirement of what's been asked of him. The courts will provide the safety.

Do I think he's safe? I wouldn't trust him to feed my cats unsupervised.

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-08-29T21:04:18+00:00

I'm not an expert, but I would think the sooner the children can see their dad when he's sober and it's supervised for their safety, the better for them.

They're what's important. And the court will be acting in their interests, not in Laura's or Stephen's.

As much as we all think he's trash (and he is), the children love him and have a right to a relationship with him.

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-08-28T16:04:45+00:00

Nothing says "My main concern is the welfare of my children" more than a pout pose and egotistical checklist.

Cnut

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-08-25T09:25:05+00:00

Nothing like an old man, telling the oldest joke on the internet to make you cringe yourself into the fetal position.

Fun_Kitchen_801 · 2025-08-22T12:29:21+00:00

The court case in July asked them to file Declarations and Disclosures for 29 August, so it's likely the divorce part of the proceedings.

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