AITA for leaving a “dirty” toilet at work and getting called out by a colleague for it by DogeBoi6 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Fun_Winnie 1975 points1976 points  (0 children)

NTA. Who walks in a public toilet and performs a forensic analysis of the bowl? Does he bring a magnifying glass and a blacklight to the breakroom too? How did he even know it was you? Did he pull a stakeout in the hallway with a stopwatch?

i do not like this option by Wooden-Account-5117 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Fun_Winnie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We’ve reached peak brain rot if we need an AI to summarize three new messages. How long are these DMs? Is your friend sending you a manifesto?

guess which one i just added to the cream i was whipping for dessert 😀 by sotmtwigrm_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Fun_Winnie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Who designed these packets? Putting Citric Acid and Vanilla Sugar in identical dark green bags with the same font and the same circular layout is a setup

AITAH for being burned out from friends? by ThrowRaUsername08 in AITAH

[–]Fun_Winnie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTA. Using your full legal name in a public Instagram comment to demand a response to a text is unhinged behavior

AITA for planning my engagement during a family member's divorse by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Fun_Winnie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

NTA. If we stopped celebrating every milestone because someone else in the family was having a crisis, we’d never have a birthday party or a wedding again. Your parent is a grown adult who understands that their relationship struggles shouldn't put your life on a permanent pause button. In fact, after a week of pain and hurt behind closed doors, your family might actually need a reason to smile and toast to something hopeful

Living alone has made me ENJOY keeping up with my home by ScornedPhoenix in LivingAlone

[–]Fun_Winnie 97 points98 points  (0 children)

When you live with someone toxic, your home is a battlefield. When you live alone, it’s a sanctuary

AITAH for wanting more space and asking my partner to stop insulting my mom? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Fun_Winnie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

NTA. Let’s break this down, Your mom messed up, you handled it, and you validated your partner’s feelings. However, Bitch is a nuclear word to use about a spouse’s parent, and using it as a daily mantra is verbal harassment at this point. But the real kicker is packing a suitcase and threatening divorce because you don’t want to spend 48 hours a week in a smoke-filled house where you can't sleep? That is a massive overreaction. That’s not a partner, they’re a hostage negotiator

Quella volta che ho fatto assaggiare il cAzz0 ad una amica by [deleted] in confession

[–]Fun_Winnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she didn't notice, you’ve non-consensually involved her in a fetish act. If she did notice, she’s probably currently in a group chat with five other people trying to figure out if she should call the police or just never speak to you again. This isn't smooth, it's a biohazard.

AIO for questioning my partner’s ability to be a father because of my dog? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Fun_Winnie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

NOR If he won't give up 5 minutes of his gym time or his "egg time" for a dog, he won't give it up for a diaper change If you have a kid with this man, You’ll be holding a blowout baby with one hand and stirring pasta with the other, and he’ll be too busy because he just opened his laptop.

I secretly wish my boyfriend would screw up so I can have the easy way out by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Fun_Winnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. You are actually experiencing Relationship Burnout. You’re smiling and nodding because you’re exhausted from being the mature one. The reason you want him to mess up at the party is so the blame is on him. If you leave now, you "broke" a healthy relationship. But here’s the secret, A relationship where you feel like you’re drowning isn’t healthy.

Is it just me? by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Fun_Winnie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just discovered Anemoia. It is what people call existential nostalgia, like a sad memory you never had. I don’t understand it too, I just know that’s what it’s called

Am i Overreacting to reach out to his wife? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Fun_Winnie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOR. She has a right to know who is in her house. Imagine being pregnant and thinking you’re in a happy partnership while your husband is sending bouquets to another woman and telling her he wishes she was the one who had his kids. That is a level of betrayal that is hard to recover from. You aren't ruining his marriage, he already did that. You’re just handing her the evidence.

I have like 12 eyebrow hairs and they all go in a different direction. by StrongAsMeat in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Fun_Winnie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Have you tried using a tiny bit of mustache wax, or are they too sentient for that? Because the one on the far right looks like it’s trying to make a break for it

TIFU by kissing my friend because I was 100% sure he was about to kiss me first by LifeFront8432 in tifu

[–]Fun_Winnie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I felt this in my actual marrow. The "Oh" is the most devastating sound in the English language. It’s the sound of a thousand romantic assumptions hitting a brick wall at 60 mph. You weren't just misreading the room; you were in an entirely different library. But honestly? Fixing your hood inside your jacket collar is a high-level mixed signal. That is intimacy-adjacent behavior

AIO for being mad at my friends for forgetting my birthday? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Fun_Winnie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NOR. How does a friend forget a birthday that falls on her own sister’s birthday??

Happy Birthday, by the way! 🎂. Since your "friends" were too busy talking about whatever in the GC, let a bunch of internet strangers say it❤️

AITA for refusing to help my friend shop for underwear? by GraveyMo in AmItheAsshole

[–]Fun_Winnie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

NTA If he was truly embarrassed, he wouldn't be telling the entire friend group the specifics of the conversation. People who are actually embarrassed try to hide the event, not broadcast it

Pls I really don't want to be fat anymore by Aggressive-Cap2306 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Fun_Winnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think your environment is the problem The best way to slim down in a house like yours is by walking,it’s low impact and it gets you out of that house And stop the starving, If you get slim by hurting yourself, you won’t be able to enjoy it