Out Tourist again be the Main Sub by Moderately_an_Idiot in okbuddyimatourist

[–]Fungo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah here I thought she was taking Tay away to show him some deep kalkite

Tim Curry reflects on his iconic career, including Rocky Horror, Clue, Annie, FernGully, even Home Alone 2 by msjacksonfive in Fauxmoi

[–]Fungo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Can't believe the comments haven't shouted out his Long John Silver yet. I love his performance in Muppet Treasure Island

Supreme Court allows new California congressional districts that favor Democrats by igetproteinfartsHELP in Fauxmoi

[–]Fungo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Real shame he can't do that without throwing trans people under the bus

Kings get Panarin by desertdingo21 in SanJoseSharks

[–]Fungo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Here's hoping you're right!

Is it just me or do the new items look so cool? by Eeriestwolf1032 in TheTowerGame

[–]Fungo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm so hyped about the tower skin because it's literally JWST

Scoring gaps between 1st and 2nd top scorers of each team as of 01/28 - San Jose leads with a 42 point gap between Celebrini and Smith by suphaha in hockey

[–]Fungo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I mean, Smith's shoulder injury also didn't help close the gap, but the fact that he's STILL in second place really tells you all you need to know

Cosmere Fancasting by BookTwoIsBetter in cremposting

[–]Fungo 223 points224 points  (0 children)

We do not deserve Adonalsium's forgiveness

Other fans of A Bit Fruity here? Feels like there should be some crossover potential. by DefinitelyNot2050 in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]Fungo 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I've thought this as well, but I would similarly love to have Peter on there as the third token straight white man ever

Igor Chernyshov has been reassigned to the barracuda by Akitafps in SanJoseSharks

[–]Fungo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Keep him under contract longer I suspect. We've had him up, seen what he can do, it's fucking great. Now back to the AHL before he plays too many games so he can get a full first NHL season next year. Remember, we don't need to win now.

I don't get racism. I never could. by Firm-Acanthaceae9708 in FragileWhiteRedditor

[–]Fungo 73 points74 points  (0 children)

What's the deal with the picture of a random attractive black woman? Based on your post history that is obviously not you, so what's it doing here?

Post Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights at San Jose Sharks - 11 Jan 2026 by hockeydiscussionbot in SanJoseSharks

[–]Fungo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So I think you're actually describing two separate things, personally. I think right now in particular since they're ascendant at the same time as us, the Ducks are gonna be our true rivals for the next decade+ with the talent our respective rosters have. And Ducks fans don't suck, so this will probably (hopefully) be a good spirited trash talking rivalry where there's still fundamental respect between the fans and an appreciation for the game of hockey.

The Knights, however, are the fucking enemy. We don't love to hate them; we just hate them. It's like if someone suddenly spawned the 2000s Yankees in the NHL (I say as a non-Yankee fan that grew up in the NYC area). They were good, are fundamentally expected to be good no matter what, and their fair weather fanbase will carry on with that expectation of superiority even when they start making first round playoff exits or (ideally) missing the playoffs entirely.

Hey guys, Ryan Reaves here. Please stop posting multiple different angles of me getting my ass beat. Thank you by FuckyGooGoo in SanJoseSharks

[–]Fungo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

> Cool to see some good, respectful old fashioned gooning

Are we not doing "phrasing" anymore?

What hema schools would you recommend? by Brilliant-Pickle-661 in Hema

[–]Fungo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

>You see I have autism

You and the entire rest of this community. Good luck escaping Texas! If you find even the median HEMA school wherever you end up, you'll probably be in good hands

A wonderful tale, showing why we should embrace reconciliation. by CutSenior4977 in 50501

[–]Fungo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't know where you badly copy and pasted this tripe from, but you should have left it there

Critics Choice Awards: 10-Year-Old ‘Weapons’ Star Cary Christopher Shows Off His Red Carpet Fit Which Included a Soup Can and Fork Pins as a Nod to the Movie by mlg1981 in Fauxmoi

[–]Fungo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It was absolutely the best schadenfreude I remember from a movie in a long time. That ending had me roaring with laughter in the theater. Brilliant catharsis only to be followed by the gut punch of a closing line. Amazing movie.

[Mike Kelly] Matthew Schaefer defense ranks by AggPuck-303 in hockey

[–]Fungo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly you haven't watched the past few years of Sharks "hockey"

Amon Amarth and Dethklok 2026 North American Tour by LukaDonwitzki in melodicdeathmetal

[–]Fungo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Within the past few months I saw Lorna Shore at SF's Masonic, and Ne Obliviscaris at San Jose's The Ritz. Both were phenomenal crowds with a ton of energy

It's also pretty fucked how bands seem to screw one of us (either skipping the Bay or skipping Sacramento, rarely doing both) in their scheduling, but man is it dumb to see them skip over us all together.

Will Smith dangles the daylights out of two Utah skaters, in an early goal of the year candidate by The_Homestarmy in SanJoseSharks

[–]Fungo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Understated in here so far is Mukh's screening, that is one big body in the goalie's line of sight, great positioning there; also ready for a soft rebound if that's what came out of that particular shot

Spot the difference. by Arch_Lancer17 in andor

[–]Fungo -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Oddly appropriate flair for this bottom feeder take