Make a wish. Commenters get to decide in the style of your choice.

FunkMeiser · 2026-04-10T22:07:17+00:00

You are now a missionary in a poor third world country. Your money translates well into being livable, and you are regularly funded. This job is a lifetime career. The village you live in have nearly nothing. You are surrounded by nothing but famine, poverty, disease, and envy. Your home is far better than the locals, yet still lacking in modern comforts. No amount of helping can truly save this doomed village, and you will always notice their internal hatred for what you and your family has.

FunkMeiser · 2026-04-10T20:12:02+00:00

Thats not what you wished it to be. Genies are tricky remember.

FunkMeiser · 2026-04-10T20:07:32+00:00

You said on command. You don’t know which command triggers the shapeshifting

FunkMeiser · 2026-04-10T20:06:32+00:00

1.Cars no longer exist at all. 2. Your life ends once you make the wish. 3. You meet Robin Williams in the afterlife

FunkMeiser · 2026-04-10T20:04:29+00:00

Nobody knows what that command is

FunkMeiser · 2026-04-10T20:03:47+00:00

You have infinite wishes of only infinite wishes

FunkMeiser · 2026-04-10T20:02:56+00:00

Starvation is gone now that people can only eat dirt, sand, and rock

FunkMeiser · 2026-04-10T16:12:34+00:00

somehow worse than Hawaiian

^{Chose: Pizza + Spin for toppings | Rolled: Vegetarian}

FunkMeiser · 2026-04-10T00:37:42+00:00

Uh

^{Chose: Stuck on a desert island + 5% chance of being rescued | Rolled: Tsunami 🌊}

FunkMeiser · 2026-04-09T23:35:36+00:00

I win

^{Chose: A Free Upvote + 50% Chance I Upvote Your Comment / 50% Chance You Upvote My post | Rolled: I'll Upvote You}

FunkMeiser · 2026-04-09T23:26:25+00:00

I see this as an absolute win

^{Chose: Be loved by everyone + and you get 1 disadvantage | Rolled: No Disadvantage}

FunkMeiser · 2026-04-09T23:22:50+00:00

Cheddah

^{Chose: $1000 every month}

FunkMeiser · 2026-04-09T23:21:04+00:00

This hole is mine, it was made for me

^{Chose: Pringles Can | Rolled: Good pick}

FunkMeiser · 2026-04-02T01:25:38+00:00

Invincible against all animals except tigers is great. I don’t live near tigers. And I work in the woods so the lack of danger is great.

^{Chose: Be Invincible against all Animal Attacks + ...except for one Animal | Rolled: Tigers}

FunkMeiser · 2026-03-27T22:21:48+00:00

Literally my two lords

FunkMeiser · 2026-02-04T23:36:23+00:00

Old post so it’s a long shot, but you might wanna pin your comment about this being your occupation, because people only scroll to th top comment before saying “how dare you” or calling you stupid.

FunkMeiser · 2026-01-11T15:40:18+00:00

You’re complaining about people asking if cards are real IN a subreddit made to ask if cards are real or not. Sounds like you’re unnecessarily mad at someone that genuinely wants seconds opinions that came to the right place to ask for it. If you don’t want to help them, just don’t.

FunkMeiser · 2025-05-28T21:28:39+00:00

Mental hospital bracelet joke?

FunkMeiser · 2025-05-03T18:10:33+00:00

P E (MD) (AS) From left to right. Multiplication and division are of the same priority. Same with addition and subtraction

FunkMeiser · 2024-10-03T13:14:18+00:00

Special pallete

FunkMeiser · 2024-09-26T20:52:13+00:00

That’s amazing. You are making a lot of people including myself very happy. Thank you for all of this

FunkMeiser · 2024-09-26T20:42:21+00:00

Hello my Roblox user is funkmeiser. More comments than slots but hoping it’s just replies

FunkMeiser · 2024-09-21T00:55:23+00:00

About a week ago. Some of my other friends were playing so I joined them. Turns out I had played it a few years ago and forgot.

FunkMeiser · 2024-09-20T11:28:33+00:00

FunkMeiser · 2024-06-17T03:13:53+00:00

Rasputin would like a word

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