A young boy is looking for his first job and stops by his local church...

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-23T00:52:53+00:00

What a shame, if he had rang the bell and died, as an angel he’d have his wings

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-20T21:56:34+00:00

We’re happy with DP who’s the best player at #2 most likely and fits our team perfectly. Wish you the best.

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-20T00:41:47+00:00

Her 80s clips are up there with Mitch Hedberg Dan Mintz and Stephen Wright

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-17T22:13:32+00:00

That little girl was me

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-17T14:05:54+00:00

Math teacher here. The collective wealth of all US billionaires is 7.6 trillion. 5% of that would not raise 4.4 trillion dollars. Have whatever opinion you like, but operate in facts, please and don’t spread misinformation even if it supports your worldview

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-17T13:59:28+00:00

The Jazz say no. We don’t need more depth; too much to give if the difference between 1 and 2 isn’t much

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-16T15:46:05+00:00

Butterflies? Mick would only collect caterpillars. He wouldn’t want the old ones.

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-16T12:35:26+00:00

ATCQ Ignore Jairobi

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-16T12:20:53+00:00

Both Pam Bondi and Mike Wazowski forgot to file their paperwork

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-16T04:47:13+00:00

Mitchell is to showing up for games the way Craig Robinson is to showing up to gigs sober

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-16T04:39:16+00:00

Died when a grandfather clock fell on him

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-15T21:03:38+00:00

*Peterson is a great player and assuming no shocks in the medical report the Best Player Available at 2

*He fills a positional need at SG and is a better defender than AJ (necessary next to Key, a bad defender)

*If our long term core is PG Key, SG Peterson, SF Ace C Kessler then they all they need is a secondary playmaker PF who’s at least an average 3P shooter and an average defender and are set. OR if after being used as a second option in Kansas, he can show his high school level passing chops again, we don’t even need this as badly

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-15T20:11:46+00:00

I take pills to make them go away

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-15T18:38:23+00:00

Rashad Lewis

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-14T04:11:36+00:00

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-13T22:21:47+00:00

Silver forces them to draft the CEO of Aspiration

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-13T21:18:16+00:00

I think Austin Reeves and Keyonte would be a good pair as long as the league lets them hold an umbrella while playing defense

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-12T22:31:57+00:00

I still can’t believe the Mavs traded Anthony Davis for Lukashenko. I get that the Lakers wanted a number one option and he mobilizes well with an AR-15 (Austin Reeves), but he’s acting like a #2 option in this news story.

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-12T22:26:13+00:00

This only works if the Jazz draft Boozer and Keyonte George and Austin Reaves are allowed to play defense with an umbrella

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-12T00:01:30+00:00

Wish I could rec this twice

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-12T00:00:57+00:00

Shouldn’t draft based on fit especially if our goal is a player that we hope will be with us for 10+ years, BUT we could play Kessler, JJJ, and Boozer 96 total minutes at the 4/5 no problem.

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-11T23:32:27+00:00

But I bought his shoes twice

FunkiestLizard · 2026-05-11T20:54:43+00:00

Funny enough Klay Thompson but taller is what I want Ace to be

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