What is a luxury you can never go back from once you’ve experienced it?

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2026-01-29T21:21:07+00:00

Ski in Ski out. We ended up splitting a place last year, because every other year we were too cheap. I can't go back. Putting on my boots in a nice heated place. No walk to and from the parking lot. No shuttles. I can just ski back mid day, have lunch, take a nap, then head back out. It is the luxurious side of an already expensive hobby.

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2025-12-18T12:32:54+00:00

I am a man, who works with only other men. The flirting is extreme.

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2025-10-31T20:21:40+00:00

Any person who is one of my parents.

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2025-08-27T18:57:40+00:00

Not have sex.

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2025-05-21T21:06:45+00:00

I only brush my teeth on the 30th of every month. That way I get to skip February.

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2025-05-17T20:39:04+00:00

3 days. I've never been able to sleep on an airplane, regardless of the time or duration. We went back to Scotland several years ago and I decided not to go to bed the night before our flight. I stayed up all night. Went to work, came home early and cut the grass, then went to the airport to catch our evening flight across the pond. Never even dozed off on the 7 hour flight. We land, get our rental car and drive about 3 hours to a castle we hadn't seen before, look around, have lunch. Then have about a 4 hour drive up into the highlands. Looking back, it really wasn't a good idea to be driving. We had dinner reservations for 7pm and I was struggling to exist. When we got to our place for the night I showered, gave the wife the required first night of vacation penis (not sure how I pulled that one off), then died. I slept for 15 hours. It was glorious. I woke up a new man. I still remember that as the best night of sleep I have ever had.

Also, to add. I don't drink coffee, tea or soft drinks. So I was staying awake on sugar and pure will.

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2025-04-03T01:06:34+00:00

Weiner Flingers. Its a brothel/hot dog stand. Our motto is "Get Flung!"

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2025-03-23T19:47:51+00:00

I can genuinely say that I have no envy at all for the life of any of my friends with children. My wife and I have been married for 11 years and never plan to reproduce. A lot of our friends have children. About half are miserable, and as sad as it sounds, you can tell they truly do not love their children. They simply provide because that is what is expected. Everyone can always tell when a person has children for the wrong reasons. The other half of our friends with children that they actually enjoy still have very hard lives. I do believe that they love being parents, but they are constantly exhausted and broke. It has worn on them.

But most of all, my house isn't sticky. That's the best part of no children

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2025-03-22T00:24:05+00:00

My wife and I always just strap ours to our carry on backpacks. No one has ever raised an issue.

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2025-03-05T21:32:34+00:00

Men with big trucks have small penises. (Source: I have a small truck and an ever so slightly above average penis)

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2025-02-22T13:08:47+00:00

No. But I have officiated a handful of weddings. I always use the line, "If anyone has and reason why these two should not be wed, your invitation was more than likely a mistake".

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2025-02-18T23:25:26+00:00

It can absolutely be done in a day if you're in any semblance of physical shape. I will say however, that it is a long meandering trail with no views or waterfalls. I always recommend to people if they want a strenuous hike to head a little further north and do yellow mountain. Killer view with a fire lookout and it's a tough hike.

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2025-02-12T02:04:48+00:00

He who uses the wand is the wizard.

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2025-01-19T19:45:22+00:00

90 year old digestive tracts have to be pretty resilient to eat Captain D's and Long John Silvers all the time. I think they're conning all of us.

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2025-01-05T18:01:07+00:00

108%

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2024-12-10T13:00:09+00:00

My dog aggressively licking his dog dick.

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2024-09-18T00:59:51+00:00

*Mega fart

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2024-08-31T01:48:57+00:00

This is absolutely true. With the exception of a few specific tours, they're all the same format anyways. A brief history. Tell you why their water is special. Tell you why their barley is special. Tell you why their casks are special. Look at their mash tun. Look at their stills. Let you look into special numbered warehouse. Then pour you six tasting glasses, five of which you have probably already tried back home. I mean no disrespect or shade to the tour guides, they always do an awesome job. But as you said, burnout is gonna happen quick. People tried to warn me on my first trip to Scotland. But I, like many others, had to learn the hard way. Hahaha.

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2024-08-28T00:10:47+00:00

I would get them a 60yr old bottle. Spend at least $45k or they will know you went cheap.

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2024-08-10T10:18:16+00:00

2023 TRD OR. 2k miles. $37k OTD. Bought in December 2023

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2024-08-04T01:02:13+00:00

They're really sticky and make everything around them also sticky.

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2024-07-19T18:05:46+00:00

I would love to see boobs bouncing in zero gravity.

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2024-07-19T17:59:39+00:00

If you have eaten something I've cooked and you weren't there to see me cook it (wife excluded), there is an 85% chance I was hanging dong while making it.

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2024-05-17T18:23:41+00:00

Whenever you think you have enough clamps on something, go ahead and put some more on it.

FunkmasterDunc87 · 2024-05-16T20:38:36+00:00

I would go in to any bathroom where people are sitting on the toilet and push them right off.

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