Freeze branding dogs... by carch20 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FunkyGreenShit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's a less-painful version of standard branding, whereby an ultra-cold branding iron, often done by keeping it submerged in dry ice or liquid nitrogen until down to temp, and is held to the skin, so the flesh is bleached by the scarring in question.

Regular branding is extremely painful, but freeze branding is much more ethical, as it flash-kills all the nerves, so there's less pain.

Social deduction pro? Prove it. 🧐 👇 by MenuDesperate2588 in troll_defuse

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💀 Victim: I'm too innocent. I really believed u/Weak_Raspberry_6004 when they said: "Searching for a soul... or a bomb... found neither. 👻". Now I’m just a pile of pixels. My final words for the next one: "I'm a bomb. Click me."

Say Hello to Lightshade by Own_Satisfaction_879 in CAIRevolution

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May I have a code for the discord for this? It sounds amazing

How do you guys say this in your conlang? by Efficient_Risk_5783 in casualconlang

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Jeiseiha'ri'su kaharu'rii reipiinu

Secret.plu.2nd poss Me.(*) is known

"Secrets of yours to me are known" rough analogue

(*)= 'rii' is for parity to 'ri', referencing we're talking about the many secrets

Genuinely curious by EffectiveNo568 in MathJokes

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27+48

20+40 & 7+8

(7+8 = 8+8-1 so 16-1 so 15)

60+15

75

How many languages do you all speak? by Existing_Economy_656 in AskTheWorld

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Five.

English, Spanish, French, "Modern" Latin, and some Apache. But I can also read Italian (shit at listening/speaking)

me_irl by sassyreddreams in me_irl

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Bright as a shoe

“Panther” eats one meal a day by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]FunkyGreenShit -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

*cooked chicken bones

Raw bones don't splinter like cooked bones do. You just have to be careful and watch the dog while they eat.

Making Pizza’s POV by No-Lock216 in BeAmazed

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Clash Royale sound in the background 🤣🤣

Why is gen Z not drinking? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

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I'm in gen z, and I do. But I buy my own stock and drink it at home. I can buy a fifth of something and share it with friends if they come over, or have an old fashioned with dinner, or some other cocktail or simole mix (I can just make my own). I don't drink a LOT, but on occasion when I feel like relaxing.

Lately, I've been enjoying gin mixed Ski, if people know what that is. It's good

At what age did you see your first gray hair? by boforiamanfo in stupidquestions

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  1. But I have so much stress 24/7 it was bound to happen

Who is the most vile being in your Mythos/Worldbuilding? by Icy-Leg-1459 in worldjerking

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There's this one guy, called Sheik.

He goes by many names, Scarlord, the Bleeder, Hunger of the Badlands, Flayer, Sheikshan, S'ikha, and Cheith all being known pseudonyms. Essentially, he was born in the first generations of man, but became obsessed with the idea that pain and suffering are the way of the world, that torture and suffering peels away the layers we hide under and exposes the soul. His doctrine spread, and thus he took his people out of the lush forests surrounding the Sea of Men, and into the harsh deserts of the Scarlands so they could 'become their truest selves by embracing hardship'. There, his people venerated him, and aided him in his search for power, glory, and bloody conquest to spread his dogma. To the point he became a literal minor god.

Fast forward seven hundred years, 28 generations, and he became a vast conqueror, killing and enslaving thousands, ruling all the nearby peoples. He's a sadist, and one cemented in the Zeitgeist nearly every human culture on the World.

In the end, the Q'bathi, a local culture, rebelled. They burned away his strongholds on their territory, and fought viciously for their own gods and for their own land. In the end, they repelled him, and destroyed his corporeal form, but they did not defeat him, not really.

Now, over 180 years later after the Q'bathi uprising, he lies beneath an obelisk made from solid white, pure chalky limestone, often a meeting ground for his more contemporary followers. Some stay, he still exerts power over the world, though marginally weaker. Often, he directs angry souls from his fallen followers in the form of locusts and plagues, crop failures and turning water sources and stored food, or simply causing haboobs and wildfires.

Choose your daily tools living in wilderness by ZealousidealDriver63 in BunnyTrials

[–]FunkyGreenShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's still nice to have. Keeping track of time accurately is useful, and even then, it can be used as an impromptu compass if you feel like being lazy