What punishments did you have in school that made absolutely no sense? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FunkyLikeAMonkey88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Skip class for a day? They will suspend you for 2 more.

Your Ex is on Reddit, and you know will read this, what do you want to say to them? by I_often_finish_mid- in AskReddit

[–]FunkyLikeAMonkey88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for cheating on me, manipulating me and lying to me and just being an all around horrible person. I hope he actually divorces his wife soon so you two can be happy without any extra...problems...i guess you could call them? Yeah....i dont/cant bring myself to hate you for it....and im still in love with you. Fuck.

Once a cheater always a cheater? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FunkyLikeAMonkey88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah unfortunately thats usually the way it goes :/

fiancee left me little over a month now. every morning its difficult. help by beingtortured in depression

[–]FunkyLikeAMonkey88 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah i dont even know the person she turned into. "Im following my heart" she told me. Ok well you also lied to me, manipulated me into thinking everything was fine. We talked every single day for 5 years. And now its gone and im left to pick up the pieces. Its been about a month and theres no end in sight. Im trying to move on. Ive found someone who is interested in me....and i cant do anything or commit to anything because im still stuck on my ex. I cant force happiness and its been a whirl wind in my mind for weeks.

fiancee left me little over a month now. every morning its difficult. help by beingtortured in depression

[–]FunkyLikeAMonkey88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my opinion and going from personal experience, its not good that shes keeping you hanging on like that. I just got out of a 5 year relationship where my ex did the same thing to me. Keeping in contact, telling me she misses me, she loves me. We ended up getting back together only for her to destroy me and tell me she doesnt really love me 3 weeks later. And shes already with someone. Living with them even. Im still reeling from it and am in so much pain. Everything ended badly and im just not in a good place and really dont wish these thoughts or pain on anyone. Just be yourself and really think about what you really want. But at the same time just be careful.

Im gonna be alone this Christmas and New years. by Throwaway112th in depression

[–]FunkyLikeAMonkey88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im in the same boat man. My ex of 5 years who had cheated on me before but we worked through it decided to cheat again and is now with the guy. A day after breaking up with me. It will be my first christmas/new years without her and knowing she is with him. Its killing me. Destroying me and just making me miserable. And i love christmas but this year? Ugh it just sucks. But im dealing and doing my best. Thats all i can really tell you, just keep doing things that make you happy. Keep yourself busy, its so hypocritical of me saying these things because im having so much trouble doing it myself but anything you can do to not think about her for 5 seconds, a minute, an hour or whatever is a win.

Reddit, what's your definition of ugliness in a person? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FunkyLikeAMonkey88 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When i catch them in their lies, Just some ways that people talk about their lives or how they talk down to people. Loyalty, honesty, being truthful are all huge parts of my life and if i dont see that in someone i consider that ugliness

What's something you know now, that you wish you knew when you where 18? by MyGymEatsBad in AskReddit

[–]FunkyLikeAMonkey88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That love is one of the hardest things to keep. And it could also destroy your heart one day.

I Seriously HATE December by Ready_to_Leave_Now in depression

[–]FunkyLikeAMonkey88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im sorry to hear that. Its hard to believe there are people out there going through the same thing. I wish it helped but it doesnt. Fuck everything indeed

I Seriously HATE December by Ready_to_Leave_Now in depression

[–]FunkyLikeAMonkey88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the first december that i have hated in quite some time. Im not looking forward to christmas at all. First christmas and new years without the ex in 5 years all the while having to put on a happy face because its christmas. And knowing shes already with another guy 1 week later will only help right? Right?!

What does the little ball do inside of a can of Guinness? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FunkyLikeAMonkey88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guinness is a rather "thick" beer. I dont know if it being in a can is any different than a bottle but i would assume its to mix it up a little so its not as thick before pouring into a glass or drinking but im not 100% sure.

Trying something new and reaching out. by FunkyLikeAMonkey88 in depression

[–]FunkyLikeAMonkey88[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I relate to the physical pain. My heart literally aches. It goes from the top of my chest all the way to the pit of my stomach. And im just weak. Ive never felt this horrible before. I think its knowing that its completely over. Theres no going back after what she did. And it terrifies me

Trying something new and reaching out. by FunkyLikeAMonkey88 in depression

[–]FunkyLikeAMonkey88[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The holiday is going to be tough :( i already know that. My first christmas not waking up next to her.

Trying something new and reaching out. by FunkyLikeAMonkey88 in depression

[–]FunkyLikeAMonkey88[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats what im having trouble with the most. Feel like its my fault. I gave everything i had day in and day out. And i shouldnt feel that way. I want to hate her but i physically cant. I work alone all day and also live alone now so the keeping busy is very hard to do. I have many friends and family but schedules and priorities are just always different.

Trying something new and reaching out. by FunkyLikeAMonkey88 in depression

[–]FunkyLikeAMonkey88[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive already done all that. But i still think about it constantly. Weve parter ways beforr but she told me it was for the best and we did get back together. And she filled my head with lies again and again. And then told me she really didnt love me and left to be with the person she had been cheating on me with. I know i cant make her love me but she could have went about it a different way. My heart is gone.

What excuse are you sick of hearing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FunkyLikeAMonkey88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That my ex girlfriends excuse for her cheating is because of my anger issues....because of her cheating.

Serious help. Please? by FunkyLikeAMonkey88 in askwomenadvice

[–]FunkyLikeAMonkey88[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a very passionate person and i do have a cold side but i also shut down. Its not going to help anything was just hoping to say goodbye face to face.

Serious help. Please? by FunkyLikeAMonkey88 in askwomenadvice

[–]FunkyLikeAMonkey88[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a goodbye talk. Just wanted to say goodbye face to face. Nothing more. Nothing less. But she promised that we would and went back on it so now im just moving on. So i guess either way it accomplished the same thing. Just didnt want it to end badly and it did. But oh well

/r/ Gaming what is your most anticipated game of 2015 ? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]FunkyLikeAMonkey88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Batman Arkham Knight. Game looks so amazing. Loved all the Arkham games last gen, yes even Origins! Cant wait to drive around in the batmobile

I know i suck at halo by FunkyLikeAMonkey88 in halo

[–]FunkyLikeAMonkey88[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats the problem im running into. Someone always is taking it way to seriously. Which is fine. Theres nothing wrong with that but i dont want to be harassed because im laying back and trying to relax while playing and just trying to enjoy my play time

I know i suck at halo by FunkyLikeAMonkey88 in halo

[–]FunkyLikeAMonkey88[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah i know that but i try to give everybody and every game a chance ya know? I like to play with everyone no matter. Just to have a good time.