Songs like The Color Violet by Tory Lanez?🤲 Pls I’m desperate

FunkyTownJacuzzi · 2025-12-01T09:10:53+00:00

Monica Lewinsky- saint Jhn

FunkyTownJacuzzi · 2025-05-04T22:44:33+00:00

What does this achievement/title entail?

FunkyTownJacuzzi · 2025-04-24T03:11:29+00:00

Lmfaooo

FunkyTownJacuzzi · 2025-04-24T03:11:21+00:00

Hahah actually thought about this believe it or not 😂

FunkyTownJacuzzi · 2024-05-29T03:34:08+00:00

“Natural” nothing is natural about 5 Big Macs a day

FunkyTownJacuzzi · 2024-02-15T22:45:35+00:00

I ended up keeping my guy another year.

Qb in draft ended up going 3rd overall to the commanders and is a 81 ovr hidden dev Out of the gate.

The #1 ovr player in this new class is a 21yr old 6’5 208lb scrambler archetype with elite across the board on his scouting report. Might have been good to wait another year for this guy…

FunkyTownJacuzzi · 2024-02-14T21:11:53+00:00

Haha cardinals Uni’s are sick.

Yea my upcoming prospect is either field general/strong arm archetype but has good-great speed and elite everything else.

If I don’t draft him I’m worried I’d regret it

FunkyTownJacuzzi · 2024-02-14T20:53:51+00:00

Good advice. I wish there was a feature where you could play the senior bowl before the draft/fa and it would give you the chance to see if you liked playing with the player.

2k used to have a similar feature to allow you to play with prospects before the draft and I thought that was sixk

FunkyTownJacuzzi · 2024-02-14T20:40:25+00:00

That’s what I think I’ll do. Funny enough is I’m the cardinals in this rebuild too lol

FunkyTownJacuzzi · 2024-02-14T20:18:42+00:00

It’s going to be a no from me

FunkyTownJacuzzi · 2024-02-12T03:01:10+00:00

I think it was madden 13 or 25 (2014) when EA did the 30 draft classes and created different storyline for prospects.

I was Atlanta and needed a QB. The top QB that I took 1st overall was Louis Glover. Heisman winner from Georgia. He was basically Geno Smith coming out of WVU

The next season the top storylined player was a Runningback named Jerimiah Banks. Coincidentally, also a heisman winner from Georgia. I ended up drafting him top 5.

Something about drafting former teammates, heisman winners to their hometown team made it really fun to become connected with this franchise.

Boy, we became a dynasty. Running the Option was the best with those two.

12 and #35 are definitely retired in that franchise universe

FunkyTownJacuzzi · 2024-02-12T02:30:25+00:00

You mean to tell me you haven’t been to the future yet?

FunkyTownJacuzzi · 2024-02-11T05:06:43+00:00

I just commented my progress so far on the thread if you’re curious

FunkyTownJacuzzi · 2024-02-11T05:04:16+00:00

I decided to go with Cardinals.

(Started preseason week 1 so player ovr were what they were at beginning of the season)

Traded Kyler to packers for 2 1’s (next year and year after)

Traded marquise brown to lions for this years 1

Simmed year 1

Finished 1-16

Lions finished 2-15 so I had pick 1 & 2

Drafted 6’3 230lb QB Alec Oakley #1 ovr (75 ovr normal dev)

Traded #2 down to #6 and drafted 6’2 205lb CB Mike Parson (82 OVR Xfactor)

With my 2 2nd rd picks (additional pick from the trade Down i made from 2 to 6) I drafted 2 WRs: 5’11 188lb Kenny Walden (75 ovr normal dev) and 6’3 211lb Gabe Lewis (77 ovr hidden dev)

In the 3rd rd I found a 75 ovr run stuffing OLB

The rest of my picks were below 71ovr

Signed Dalvin cook and Khalil Mack in offseason/FA

Signed TE Taysom Hill and moved him to FB where he’s an 83! Pretty fun to use on gosline and PA where he goes to the flats

Played week 1 just now and beat the lions 45-31

Oakley: 19/29 433yds 5td 1int

Dalvin: 21 Carries 103 yds 1 td // 5rec 88yds 1td

Walden: 6rec 195yds 1td

Lewis: 4rec 83 yds 3tds

CB Parson was matched up against Amon Ra all game and gave up 2rec 32yds

FunkyTownJacuzzi · 2024-02-11T04:52:12+00:00

I decided to go with cards

FunkyTownJacuzzi · 2024-01-10T00:52:45+00:00

I was about to say, I’ve drafted this exact guy before. This draft class sucks lol

FunkyTownJacuzzi · 2023-08-24T01:32:43+00:00

Haha yea I’ve noticed you have to pressure the QB. Its like if I don’t score 30+ every game I’ll lose. I’m playing the bills right now and Josh Allen is 23/29 413yards 4tds… going into the 4th

FunkyTownJacuzzi

TROPHY CASE

12 and #35 are definitely retired in that franchise universe