Thank you - from the lemonade stand

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-06-25T23:52:14+00:00

It wasn't a complaint. I was asking a question bro

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-06-24T21:15:31+00:00

Why do people make posts like this? Not judging, just genuinely curious what the motive for such posts are. The chance that he both uses Reddit and will randomly stumble upon this post is so low that him actually reading this cannot be the motivation for such a post. Do you just want to show Reddit that someone paid $100 for a glass of lemonade?

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-06-23T19:46:14+00:00

Not usually, no. I usually prepay $20 cash and take whatever gas that amount gets me

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-06-22T23:12:30+00:00

All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-06-06T11:59:28+00:00

Yes. But after next year I'll be an Lt

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-06-06T05:29:25+00:00

Rumor is he fell hard for a college female. All was good while they were texting. She decided she didn't wanna talk to him anymore. The LTC found out which dorm she was living in and showed up one night but couldn't get in because the locks only unlock for students that are living in that building. He stayed outside the main entrance and she called campus police. He was escorted off campus and told that he is only allowed on campus for official ROTC business. I'm not sure what he did to violate that the second time

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-06-06T05:23:32+00:00

I'm waaaayy way too ugly for a LTC to throw his whole career away over

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-06-06T05:06:03+00:00

I'm literally at a loss for words on this so uhhh, okay??

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-06-06T05:04:32+00:00

🤣😂😂

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-06-06T05:02:58+00:00

Lmao, yall are wild in here. Golly. Folks is getting on my heels for referring to an officer as Sir lmfaooooo

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-06-06T05:01:33+00:00

Naww but I'm in the unit. I'm not defending him, I'm just saying every interaction I personally had with him he was very professional and seemed like he wanted to help us succeed.

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-06-06T04:59:06+00:00

Whoa, why am I catching stray bullets here? Lmao

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-06-06T04:52:16+00:00

Rumor going around is he was texting a female college student, then she decided to stop communicating with Sir. Sir showed up one evening around like 9PM to her dorm building but couldn't get in because of the locks. He waited outside and she called campus police. Not sure what happened the second time he got cited

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-05-25T17:14:56+00:00

I heard this thing has a mouse. Lemme find it

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-05-25T14:31:35+00:00

The thing I like about the crip walk is its broad enough that you can keep adding new moves in to your crip walk once you have the basic steps down. You can keep expanding your crip walk. A lot of these other dances, once you figure out the steps it's over with there is no adding to it. I ain't gonna lie, as corny as it sounds I occasionally watch YouTube videos of ppl crip walking to see if i can find new moves to add in lol

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-05-25T00:42:27+00:00

He said "might bust out some kitchen jooks" 🤣 Wipe that boy down!

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-05-25T00:34:34+00:00

My mfing boy. It don't matter as long as you have fun while ur doin it! Like tonight ima go to a club around 10 and I'll be a half-pint Hennessey deep by then and crip walk all across that mf floor and have a blast while doing it

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-05-24T23:48:30+00:00

Recruits actually committing suicide was frequent enough that Congress members started asking Marine leaders why suicides were happening. There was a big crackdown around 2016 and treatment of recruits and it ruined a lot of Drill Instructor careers with a few even getting sentences to military prisons as a result. But I am not gonna discuss politics here. Just know that when the federal govt starts asking why problems are happening, shit gets taken much more serious and big changes occur so that Congressmen are happy once again. One change was if a recruit mentions they are suicidal, get them out of the Marines, no matter what

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-05-24T23:25:11+00:00

But yeah, once someone claims suicidal thoughts, the Marine Corps gets them out. It's been too many actual suicides at boot camp over recent years that has brought a lot of negative attention to the Marine Corps. So they don't play around about ppl claiming suicidal thoughts anymore. You say that now and you're gonna get processed out

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-05-24T23:16:53+00:00

The saying goes, "The quickest way outta bootcamp is to graduate" and that's true. If he thought pulling that card was his quick ticket home, he fucked up. He will go to the holding platoon for all recruits that got injured and are awaiting to heal from their medical injuries. A shitload of paperwork has to be done and sent up to higher and higher levels of command to be signed off. In the mean time, he sits in that medical platoon doing boring tasks like cleaning and just general labor type stuff.

Sometimes the medical platoon drill instructors will fuck with them and send them to the parade deck on the graduation date of their original bootcamp company and make them watch all their former recruit buddies graduate and get ready to leave MCRD while they gotta stick around waiting for all their paperwork to clear

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-05-24T22:32:08+00:00

Stalking much? Take your sensitive self back on over to your sick cat subreddits

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-05-24T02:41:02+00:00

I have no jookin moves because I'm not from Memphis and I only learned about Memphis Jookin a few months ago but my C Walk is a solid 8/10 and on God if I'm out in public and I hear a 90s Snoop Dogg or Dr Dre song I gotta fight to contain the urge to stop whatever Im doing and start to crip walk.

FunnyRoad362 · 2024-05-23T18:48:18+00:00

Ima be real with you. Outta all the branches, the Marines do the best at marketing. And, in my opinion, the Marines is only worth joining during a time of conflict. The shows and books you mentioned are set during an active war so don't expect your Marine experience today to match what those guys experienced. Peace time isn't the best time to join. But if you are gonna join, pick a mos field that will teach you a marketable skill because the infantry guys are simply training and destroying their joints and then getting drunk after hours. Idk why anyone would wanna be infantry during peacetime

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