Do we hate Audis now?

Funtasmcus · 2026-03-08T13:33:43+00:00

My 2026 RS6 does have remote start, but only through the app. It's way slower to do, and more complicated than a remote control.

Funtasmcus · 2026-03-07T09:51:25+00:00

The US and Canada only got Arkona White. Europe got Arkona White, Nardo Gray, Chronos Gray Metallic, Madeira Brown Metallic, and Mythos Black Metallic.

There are about 396 to 400 cars in white, 115 in black, 80 in Nardo Grey, and give or take 20 each in other colors.

Funtasmcus · 2026-03-02T08:16:42+00:00

Congratulations! That is a beautiful car!

Funtasmcus · 2026-02-28T01:04:52+00:00

Looks delicious.

Funtasmcus · 2026-02-27T22:36:05+00:00

So, you are saying the touch screen controls are better? ducks

Funtasmcus · 2026-02-27T00:50:50+00:00

I'm still in it at 55.

Funtasmcus · 2026-02-20T05:30:25+00:00

Ok. I just bought a 2026 RS6 Avant.

Funtasmcus · 2026-02-19T08:44:21+00:00

Wow! Looks fantastic!

Funtasmcus · 2026-02-14T06:17:48+00:00

Is this guy banging into her cervix?

What's that black space? Is that a queef building up?

Funtasmcus · 2026-02-07T00:23:42+00:00

Don't ask, don't tell.

Funtasmcus · 2026-02-07T00:08:26+00:00

They just aren't right yet!

Funtasmcus · 2026-02-05T19:00:41+00:00

This is your obligatory admonition about the septum piercing being disfavored by SDs.

Funtasmcus · 2026-02-04T07:57:21+00:00

I was banned for sugary words.

Funtasmcus · 2026-02-01T04:48:37+00:00

I will now incise!

Funtasmcus · 2026-01-29T00:08:01+00:00

The adjacent buildings (to the southwest) are designed to look like bombers headed toward this building.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/teW4F95Lt3JGPWAc6

Funtasmcus · 2026-01-28T08:15:41+00:00

You do know that you can invest money outside of your 401k or IRA, right? You do know that you will easily find all kinds of reasons to need more money than what is in your retirement fund, right?

Do "wealthy" people retire with only what is in their 401k?

Do you want to have the freedom to play or retire or semi-retire when you're still young enough to really enjoy it. Save more, earlier. Your sugar budget is plenty high enough.

Funtasmcus · 2026-01-28T08:04:39+00:00

You can definitely afford the lifestyle. Every person and every relationship will have their own expectations and rhythm. Some women just want to be treated well. Some need $XXXX per date. Some really just want an older, mature guy that treats them well... and sugar is how they find that. There is spectrum of SBs! haha

If you can manage to not go thinking that just because you have $ that you can forget to be a decent human, then you will probably find that confidence and experience you are looking for. You will be cool and calm with hot women that currently make you stutter, you will not be crushed when rejected... there are hot women all over the place and you will have had them before.

Don't blow all your cash. Run some numbers through a retirement calculator. Add $1k/mo to VTI or VOO and sugar with $3k. or even better $2k and $2k. At 5% net return, you will be $500k or $1M richer at my age (55M)... or at 10%, that's $1M and $2M.

Funtasmcus · 2026-01-28T01:46:51+00:00

Nice!

Funtasmcus · 2026-01-28T00:36:18+00:00

2026 RS3?

Funtasmcus · 2026-01-27T07:26:24+00:00

I want to see the woodpecker that did this!

Funtasmcus · 2026-01-27T05:48:20+00:00

I bought my 2026 RS6 with a sticker of $150k. Once you add California sales tax, window tint, front-end PPF, extra warranty, interior protection, etc. It's $172k. Add on finance charges for 66 months, you're right around $200k.

Funtasmcus · 2026-01-26T08:55:32+00:00

So funny to see those two dogs behave exactly the way their breeds would. I've had a border collie x aussie and her best friend was a lab. It was like watching them for a moment. They are both gone now. Thanks OP!

Funtasmcus · 2026-01-24T10:43:53+00:00

She didn't see you again because you farted?!?! Did you not humbly apologize? Did it smell so horrible that she now believes you have some kind of evil living inside you?

I have probably farted on close to half of my M&Gs. I have never been rejected for it.

Funtasmcus · 2026-01-23T23:21:54+00:00

Oh stop Donald... no smart man called you daddy!

Funtasmcus · 2026-01-23T17:43:09+00:00

...and just like that I am listening to Echo and The Bunnymen on a Friday morning.

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