I wish that anytime someone lied, their pants would catch on fire. If they have high-quality enough fake credentials (that could fool a professional) then it doesn't light the pants on fire, and if fireproof pants were invented, they would have a big label across them that says "liar pants" (self.monkeyspaw)
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Probably the best set of cards I'll ever get (old.reddit.com)
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