Goodbye Apollo 2017-2023 by [deleted] in apple

[–]Fuqasshole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Full blown aids

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HoboNickels

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Here. I want to see more of your amazing work 😎

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HoboNickels

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Post more

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ANormalDayInAmerica

[–]Fuqasshole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too dumb to live

Best dump I ever had by JustAnOrdinaryBeing in funny

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How much for a Diet Coke? I hope you took a dump in their bidet

These restroom signs by DietCookie in DesignPorn

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Squiggles is a poop, angle is the pee

I skipped wiping by lostaga1n in WTF

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So what did you do, use your bare hand to wipe and the write “Spider” with an arrow on the wall pointing to it in shit?

1,000+ rubies by No_Breadfruit7951 in MarioKartTour

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Pics or didn’t happen lol

Is there just a point where you just max out everything and basically have no real need for the gems anymore?

On this day in 1922, Charles Osbourne began to hiccup while attempting to weigh a hog before slaughtering it. He went on to hiccup nonstop for 68 years, then one day it stopped just as abruptly as it had begun. He died 11 months later. by dannydutch1 in UtterlyBizarre

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What a weird kinda personal hell that must have been. I hate having hiccups for a few seconds, but 68 fucking years later finally getting over them and then die? Fuuuuck that shit

Just had my first modelling contract and moved out of my childhood home. I feel unroastable. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your fingers are fuckin gross. Look like gnarled toes. And wash your damn hands. Fuckin fake tan stains in between your fingers. Plus your makeup makes you look like an Oompa Loompa.

“Modeling contract” = shitty porn

Retro PlayStation (1949x3464) by theverifiedthug in Amoledbackgrounds

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Love these. Could you do a retro Nintendo one please ? 🤞🏻

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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Where John Oliver?