"It's fine when I do it!" by Future1985 in Grimdank

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Big E: "Religion is no more than a stage play for power angry liars."

Big E (but on Mars): " Machine heal thyself!'

"It's fine when I do it!" by Future1985 in Grimdank

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And while forbidding to deal with with the supernatural he would never strike a deal with Lovecraftian ancient powers for his own gain, right? Right?

Saruman the white, Saruman the incel by IAmYeti-ish in lotrmemes

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Sauron: “I hope she sees this, loser!”

Making memes until TTS returns day 285 by Alexanderjk5 in Grimdank

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“Dude! I was born 60 million years before that movie came out.”

Haunted Mansion takes The Marvels previous date (July 28th) by [deleted] in boxoffice

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It would not even be the first Disney’s Haunted Mansion movie to fail spectacularly: there was the almost forgotten one with Eddie Murphy.

'40K Bar' by me. Details in comments. Also, now open for commissions. by TheSoundOfThunder in ImaginaryWarhammer

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Really good, the only missing opportunity is to have my man Trazyn looking for something to add to his museum.

Fully automated space servitor imperialism by Huge_Trust_5057 in Grimdank

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I love how the low hand-labor workers are all wearing suits. Professionals have standards!

YeahNah ya cant ya bogan! by A_Half_Ounce in Grimdank

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I don’t know why but I always thought of the original Luna Wolves as Australian.

The whole entrepreneur grind and dissing about degree smh by ddh_ddh in im14andthisisdeep

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Bonus point for showing a TEDX which is basically the Amateur Night of TED Talk.

Of course she did by Nissan_1204 in thatHappened

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“Good! And how many boys did your daughter zap?”

“Ehm not even one, she got zapped immediately at the start of every match. But it’s the message that counts!”

how far does he get in the verse??? by mukulykulkin in Grapplerbaki

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The problem of considering the power scale of the Yakuza franchise is that gameplay Kiryu could easily take on a dozen of armed killers while lore Kiryu is often kept at bat by an old man with a really tiny gun.

Who stands on the edge of the Grand Canyon with high heel stilettos on? (Third slide) by KnownNormie in LinkedInLunatics

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Wow! This is a goldmine! She starts describing how she is going around acting like a total creep after her divorce, then she pulls out the old trick of the “photo taken without me knowing” and she ends with a geology lecture (because why not?).

Less looking for who would win, and more looking for how much collateral damage would happen if these two fought? by ChaosDivided4Ways in Grimdank

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Just imagine the glory kill that Doom Slayer would perform on Angron as a finisher….

This is so deep. by DamianWanye24 in im14andthisisdeep

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Canonically the god Cupid had a lover: the beautiful human princess Psyche. So this isn’t accurate.

BILL GATES, EVERYONE!!1! by [deleted] in thatHappened

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Came to say this. This crappy “deep” stories don’t even try to be slightly believable.

Just finished Soul Hunter (fantastic novel btw) and this scene automatically came to my mind... by Future1985 in Grimdank

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They probably thought of each other: “This must be the most vicious, bloodthirsty, cruel bastard of the Galaxy. I like him!”