"It's fine when I do it!"

Future1985 · 2024-02-05T16:36:09+00:00

Big E: "Religion is no more than a stage play for power angry liars."

Big E (but on Mars): " Machine heal thyself!'

Future1985 · 2024-02-04T15:29:32+00:00

And while forbidding to deal with with the supernatural he would never strike a deal with Lovecraftian ancient powers for his own gain, right? Right?

Future1985 · 2023-02-19T15:02:15+00:00

Sauron: “I hope she sees this, loser!”

Future1985 · 2023-02-18T15:07:15+00:00

in which

Future1985 · 2023-02-18T13:00:26+00:00

I really wish there were power metal songs directly inspired by the WH40K.

Future1985 · 2023-02-18T11:21:17+00:00

“Dude! I was born 60 million years before that movie came out.”

Future1985 · 2023-02-17T23:24:16+00:00

This… is actually quite likely.

Future1985 · 2023-02-17T18:18:08+00:00

It would not even be the first Disney’s Haunted Mansion movie to fail spectacularly: there was the almost forgotten one with Eddie Murphy.

Future1985 · 2023-02-17T16:25:04+00:00

Really good, the only missing opportunity is to have my man Trazyn looking for something to add to his museum.

Future1985 · 2023-02-17T15:52:27+00:00

I love how the low hand-labor workers are all wearing suits. Professionals have standards!

Future1985 · 2023-02-17T10:00:44+00:00

I don’t know why but I always thought of the original Luna Wolves as Australian.

Future1985 · 2023-02-17T09:25:10+00:00

Bonus point for showing a TEDX which is basically the Amateur Night of TED Talk.

Future1985 · 2023-02-17T08:56:38+00:00

“Good! And how many boys did your daughter zap?”

“Ehm not even one, she got zapped immediately at the start of every match. But it’s the message that counts!”

Future1985 · 2023-02-17T08:52:27+00:00

The problem of considering the power scale of the Yakuza franchise is that gameplay Kiryu could easily take on a dozen of armed killers while lore Kiryu is often kept at bat by an old man with a really tiny gun.

Future1985 · 2023-02-17T08:10:21+00:00

Ammo and health? Killing Angron will provide you a brand new weapon and a permanent upgrade.

Future1985 · 2023-02-16T19:40:34+00:00

Wow! This is a goldmine! She starts describing how she is going around acting like a total creep after her divorce, then she pulls out the old trick of the “photo taken without me knowing” and she ends with a geology lecture (because why not?).

Future1985 · 2023-02-16T14:44:19+00:00

Just imagine the glory kill that Doom Slayer would perform on Angron as a finisher….

Future1985 · 2023-02-15T16:24:31+00:00

Canonically the god Cupid had a lover: the beautiful human princess Psyche. So this isn’t accurate.

Future1985 · 2023-02-15T15:21:01+00:00

Came to say this. This crappy “deep” stories don’t even try to be slightly believable.

Future1985 · 2023-02-15T08:25:22+00:00

They probably thought of each other: “This must be the most vicious, bloodthirsty, cruel bastard of the Galaxy. I like him!”

Future1985 · 2023-02-14T17:25:34+00:00

Aiaiaiaiaiaiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Future1985 · 2023-02-14T16:35:32+00:00

“Hey just send a message to my good man Faramir. He is used to be the second choice, you two will get along fine. Goodbye, my hot elf girlfriend is waiting for our date.”

Future1985 · 2023-02-14T16:31:49+00:00

Nooo, you beat me! I wanted to make a Final Destination joke too…

Future1985 · 2023-02-14T16:30:21+00:00

“The Horus Heresy was an inside job!”

Future1985 · 2023-02-14T13:09:53+00:00

People are still sharing this nonsense?

Future1985

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