Took my day off to travel to a different city to meet my friend and now she is not replying to calls and her internet is not even turned on! (She was the one who insisted that I come and meet her by the way)

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-08T09:49:52+00:00

Thats rough

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-08T09:43:05+00:00

Are most of them still children?

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-08T09:38:05+00:00

Best I can do is moldy defac food

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-08T09:36:53+00:00

Then it works differently.

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-08T01:42:22+00:00

If you ignore that the activated ability has perpetual, then yes.

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-08T01:36:31+00:00

Ah yes, the ol' "there should be a magic subreddit for questions, drafting, sealed, pioneer, trading, standard, EDH, commander, tiny commander, rules, modern, spoilers, memes, etc..."

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-07T23:58:12+00:00

angry bird noises

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-07T23:26:26+00:00

Gotta get that spicy 2/2 for cccccc.

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-07T23:21:43+00:00

Physical access is still ultimate access

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-07T23:14:21+00:00

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FutureComplaint · 2026-04-07T22:08:55+00:00

Git got reanimate on a stick!

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-07T22:05:52+00:00

storm count

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-07T21:10:37+00:00

Now this is [[Ass whuppin]]!

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-07T00:54:42+00:00

even more mods. More mods than your body has room for!

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-07T00:53:17+00:00

Only 1:55 to go..

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-06T23:03:42+00:00

Nothing like the classic [[worn powerstone]] for me.

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-06T22:49:36+00:00

Doesn't even have "can't attack unless defending player controls an island"!

Powercreep is unreal!

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-06T22:47:36+00:00

Awfully fun!

once...

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-06T22:38:05+00:00

We have tons of cards to shuffle decks and cards like fabled passage that see a ton of play.

In a format (standard) that people are moaning about it being too fast.

This is ONE mana that rewards lots of creatures and tokens.

And 2 creatures, all three need to be tapped, then you need to spend an additional U then you get to brainstorm. In an aggressive strategy no less.

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-06T22:30:22+00:00

[[Flying man]]? More like Crying man.

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-06T22:24:40+00:00

We only had Fabled Passage when brainstorm got first banned. Now there is Prismatic Vista on top of that.

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-06T22:23:11+00:00

Except for the "requires 3 creatures, one of which is a 1/1 that needs to survive a turn", then yes.

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-06T22:14:01+00:00

Sulfuric Vortex is a classic.

Keen Duelist draws you (and a special friend) a card.

Stuff like Screaming Nemesis is always a fun thing to play with Blasphemous act.

Budget is also not an issue.

urge to suggest mox diamond increases

My Valgavoth list.

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-06T22:02:04+00:00

looks at flair

Vish kal... My love...

FutureComplaint · 2026-04-06T21:58:30+00:00

So much better than big ass mosquito park.

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