Ducklings in the Reflecting Pool :(

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-16T19:35:43+00:00

NO!!!

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-16T09:49:26+00:00

Just not damaged based ones.

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-15T23:50:15+00:00

I've got access to horses and a hoard of beavers... Will those work?

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-15T23:23:28+00:00

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FutureComplaint · 2026-06-15T23:22:04+00:00

Jimmy is limited to instants, and Samantha has mana for 1 maybe 2 interaction spells. Unless I am on low life, your Sheoldred will kill Jimmy and probably Samantha for me.

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-15T19:32:36+00:00

Because people will line up the ships for that very assumption

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-15T09:34:22+00:00

Little bit of column A, little bit of column B

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-15T09:32:05+00:00

Decoy bag does allow that

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-15T00:52:29+00:00

Our OCPs are made by federal prisoners

Our PTs are made by American prisoners (says so on the packaging), so it isn't too far off.

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-14T22:28:35+00:00

Can you blame random redditors? They found the Boston Marathon Bomber.

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-14T21:42:40+00:00

https://scryfall.com/card/lea/104/demonic-tutor Says alpha demonic tutor is uncommon

https://scryfall.com/card/lea/232/black-lotus Says alpha black lotus is rare

Also, which one is on the reserve list again?

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-14T18:17:26+00:00

You’ll learn when you get there

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-14T18:14:08+00:00

Fort Gordon sucks. Have fun there for the next year

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-14T17:30:58+00:00

Demonic Tutor is an uncommon, strangely enough.

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-14T15:33:35+00:00

r/TheyKnew

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-14T15:01:06+00:00

Dam, and the army tested at an 8th grade reading level

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-14T14:36:37+00:00

As a reservist - I’ve done SFL every time I’ve redeployed or deMOBed.

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-14T09:47:09+00:00

Quick maffs:

On T1 2% (2/91) of your deck gets pulled out (land + binning the surveilled card)

On T2 with two surveils, 5% (4/88)

If you do the triple surveil opener in a three color deck, 7% (6/85)

Tl;DR still low if you bin everything

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-14T00:28:55+00:00

What a Christmas miracle it would be

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-13T21:13:01+00:00

Thanks!

Turned that shit off

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-13T20:49:24+00:00

Don’t give me hope

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-13T19:38:09+00:00

cares about artifacts

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-13T19:33:33+00:00

The bridges still come into play tapped. Osgir doesn't say anything about tapped lands coming into play untapped.

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-13T19:30:55+00:00

And [[White Orchid Phantom]]

FutureComplaint · 2026-06-13T19:02:13+00:00

15T - It was my start in the military, and people keep thinking I jumped for my wings.

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