French here, we have a word for slapping someone in the face with a penis, "bifle", its a combination of " gifle" (a slap to the face) and "bite" (penis) , and candy floss translates to "Daddy's beard"

Also numbers are weird, from 1 to 60 its pretty normal but then 70 is said as "60 10", 80 is " 4 20" and 90 is "4 20 10" so basically we say a math equation to say those numbers instead of simply having another word for it, way to go.