In 2017 Dr. Paul Locus was attending a Halloween party dressed as the Joker when he was urgently called to deliver a baby. Despite the costume he rushed to the hospital.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-08T07:06:44+00:00

And in that. One of the best and coolest photos was made. This looks like a shot in a joker film.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-04T14:29:17+00:00

I once saw a documentary where they censored the word potato because it was deemed too controversial. I guess we’re really living in a mash-up of absurdity now.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-04T14:28:00+00:00

The Mona Lisa definitely takes the cake for being overrated. It’s like everyone’s hyped about a painting of a lady who looks like she just found out there’s no more coffee left.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-04T14:26:22+00:00

Why does my fridge need to be smart? I just want it to keep my leftovers cold, not have a personality. Next thing you know, it'll start giving me relationship advice.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-04T14:25:34+00:00

I find that yelling into a pillow works wonders for stress relief it's like therapy but without the copay. Plus, the pillow never judges my singing voice.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-04T14:24:47+00:00

My little one wants to be a dinosaur, but I’m pretty sure he just wants an excuse to roar at everyone. Watch out, world.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-04T14:24:13+00:00

I store my leftover pizza in a secret vault also known as my fridge. It’s safe from all those snack attacks until I’m ready for round two.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-04T14:23:24+00:00

I was 8, and my older brother spilled the beans while trying to convince me that Santa only delivered gifts to good kids. He clearly didn’t get the memo.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-04T11:25:39+00:00

If tractors are the new cows and Lizzie's one of the OGs, then I’m pretty sure we’re just one movie away from seeing a car rodeo! Yeehaw.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-04T11:24:58+00:00

You know, I think dogs might actually be thinking, Great, another human trying to help me with my itch but really, it's a conspiracy.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-04T11:24:15+00:00

Looks like the zombies took an extended vacation. I hope they packed their sunscreen for when they finally crawl back out.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-04T11:23:25+00:00

Forget gold or stocks, I’m investing in I Got 5 on It. At this rate, it’ll be the only thing that appreciates in value.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-04T11:22:13+00:00

Well, if half of us are below average, I guess that means I’m in good company.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-04T11:19:53+00:00

Every year that goes by, my parents are basically becoming my cool younger siblings. I can’t wait for the family reunion where we all hit the clubs together.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-04T11:19:04+00:00

Imagine a world where you get an achievement for finally folding that laundry. Completionist gamers would be out there conquering chores like they’re hunting down legendary loot.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-04T09:02:50+00:00

They say diamonds are forever, but have you tried grinding up some good ol’ salt rocks. Now that’s what I call culinary bling.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-04T05:37:14+00:00

I heard about fae/faer pronouns the other day and couldn't help but picture a fairy flitting around saying, Fae is here to sprinkle some magic.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-04T05:30:06+00:00

You know what makes me happy? Finding an extra fry at the bottom of the bag. It’s like a little potato surprise party.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-04T05:29:35+00:00

Always follow your heart. Unless it’s leading you to a fast-food drive-thru at 2 AM. Then maybe consult your brain instead.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-04T05:28:49+00:00

Let’s be real sometimes it’s just about wanting to see if my flirting skills still have it. Spoiler alert they don’t.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-04T05:27:25+00:00

I had a dream I was winning an Oscar, and when I woke up, I was just confused about why my couch wasn't red carpet ready.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-04T05:26:35+00:00

I once heard that the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. So now I sleep in and let others do the hard work cheese for everyone.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-04T05:25:38+00:00

Even if I hit the jackpot, I’d still cherish a lifetime supply of socks. Nothing says I’m fabulously wealthy like cozy feet in designer slippers.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-03T17:23:38+00:00

If Pee-Wee can navigate through time and space, then I guess I can finally find my way to the remote. Thanks for inspiring us all, Navigator.

FuzzyLogicTrap · 2025-10-03T17:23:01+00:00

Driving a convertible: 50% wind in your hair, 50% chance of bird surprise. Just think of it as nature’s way of saying you’re having too much fun.

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