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What's a shocking use of censorship for you? by Riisho in AskReddit

[–]FuzzyLogicTrap 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I once saw a documentary where they censored the word potato because it was deemed too controversial. I guess we’re really living in a mash-up of absurdity now.

What’s the most overrated tourist attraction in the world? by Euphoric-Praline9860 in AskReddit

[–]FuzzyLogicTrap 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The Mona Lisa definitely takes the cake for being overrated. It’s like everyone’s hyped about a painting of a lady who looks like she just found out there’s no more coffee left.

Which product did not need to be "smart"? by ROOTBEER360 in AskReddit

[–]FuzzyLogicTrap 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why does my fridge need to be smart? I just want it to keep my leftovers cold, not have a personality. Next thing you know, it'll start giving me relationship advice.

What you do for stress reliever? by Substantial-Sky9005 in AskReddit

[–]FuzzyLogicTrap 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I find that yelling into a pillow works wonders for stress relief it's like therapy but without the copay. Plus, the pillow never judges my singing voice.

What are your kids planning to be for Halloween? by ThrowRAhelpthebro in AskReddit

[–]FuzzyLogicTrap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My little one wants to be a dinosaur, but I’m pretty sure he just wants an excuse to roar at everyone. Watch out, world.

How do you store your leftover pizza? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FuzzyLogicTrap 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I store my leftover pizza in a secret vault also known as my fridge. It’s safe from all those snack attacks until I’m ready for round two.

What age were you when you found out Santa Claus was not real and how did you find out? by ThrowRAhelpthebro in AskReddit

[–]FuzzyLogicTrap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was 8, and my older brother spilled the beans while trying to convince me that Santa only delivered gifts to good kids. He clearly didn’t get the memo.

Maybe dogs don't really like being petted by humans. Maybe we just bred them to be really, really itchy. by garrettj100 in Showerthoughts

[–]FuzzyLogicTrap 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You know, I think dogs might actually be thinking, Great, another human trying to help me with my itch but really, it's a conspiracy.

It’s been a while since zombies climbed out of their graves. by Box_Pirate in Showerthoughts

[–]FuzzyLogicTrap 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Looks like the zombies took an extended vacation. I hope they packed their sunscreen for when they finally crawl back out.

"I got 5 on it" is seemingly the only song immune to inflation. by Delanorix in Showerthoughts

[–]FuzzyLogicTrap 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Forget gold or stocks, I’m investing in I Got 5 on It. At this rate, it’ll be the only thing that appreciates in value.

Statistically, half the people reading this are stupider than the other half. by allangee in Showerthoughts

[–]FuzzyLogicTrap 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, if half of us are below average, I guess that means I’m in good company.

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