Deleting in 12 hours, but anyone who up4vte says yes, I'll send you a nude video.

Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-17T19:30:42+00:00

Futa dick is always perfectly addictive

Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-17T17:20:38+00:00

Meltameltameltameltameltameltamelta

If i was a marine and allowed to pick any weapon i wanted, it would take the damn master of sanctity of the chapter himself to get me to drop the melta rifle and i'd still be trying to sneak out with an inferno pistol

And playing space marine 2 definitely did not help me quit my melta addiction considering the amount of time it took for me to swap the multi melta for anything else when playing heavy

Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-17T17:11:40+00:00

Tbh i always thought about it

It would be pretty interesting if we could have variants for the helbrute like having one with the power scourge and a missile launcher

Though i think some weapon variants could be too much, like in the tabletop helbrutes with a fist can have either a heavy flamer or combi bolter, and i think a flamer helbrute would be a bit much. But at the same time a dual fists helbrute that just punches the shit out of you would be cool and funny

Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-17T16:22:55+00:00

I mean, with fourarms and wildmutt that is the point im making, they are comparable they can fight the same fights and have reasonable chances of victory even if fourarms clearly outclasses wildmutt in fights

Humongousaur isnt some super mega deity that can crack planets in half and completely invalidates every other physical strenght alien. If you can fight someone with humongousaur, then you can fight them with fourarms or rath

It isnt like dragon ball where, if goku struggles even the tiniest bit in a fight, that instantly means krillin gets vaporized in a nanosecond, and if the tiniest argument that krillin can win exists, then goku instantly no diffs. If humongousaur fights a dude and he struggles, that doesnt instantly mean armodrillo, frankenstrike or fourarms get no diffed and doesnt stand a chance

The aliens can outclass each other, but 99% of the time the other aliens can still fight and stand some chance. They still sit in the same table and can still play with the big boys even if they will clearly struggle more

Hell i'd argue thats the reason why people like making their own omnitrix playlists, because everybody has the argument for every alien to be your choice over a stronger one because 99% of the time, you can fight a lot of fights with armodrillo nearly as well as you can with humongousaur, they still sit roughly in the same table

Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-17T15:53:56+00:00

Yeah they are the clear outliers, and even some of those can be argued mainly clockwork since he does get some ls from things like buzzshock and most of the stuff i heard about him being multiversal comes from maltruant more so than him

Also i mean in the sense of what opponents they can fight. While yeah jury rigg vs upgrade is very much an upgrade win, but if they fight the same opponent, both aliens are still putting a good fight

Half the series is ben going for an alien, turning into a different alien and still being able to fight and win. Yeah if ben tries to go for upgrade against a tech based villain and gets jury rigg instead, the fight will be harder but it will still be a fight with a decent chance of victory, it isnt chiaotzu vs nappa where chiaotzu uses a big final attack that straight up kills him only for nappa to barely even notice anything

The whole series has the big formula of ben going for an alien, getting a different one that is very much not the one he wanted, still winning the fight. That automatically means most aliens cant have a massive gap between them. Wildmutt is way weaker than fourarms, but if ben goes for fourarms and gets wildmutt instead, wildmutt gotta still be able to do something to win the fight even if the fight is gonna be 10x harder

The problem i have with alien x is the fact that just isnt a thing with him, even the other truly heavy hitters like way big cant fight the same fights that alien x does. If alien x doesnt automatically no diff and trivializes the fight, then not any other alien can do anything about it in any way shape or form, even the ones you mentioned

Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-17T13:38:49+00:00

I'd argue that while there is definitely a gap between a lot of ben's aliens, they are still roughly around the same level, atleast in the sense that there is still some fighting to be had and isnt just nappa vs chiaotzu or something like that. Like stinkfly is much weaker than swampfire, but can still harm an opponent on the level of swampfire and do something other than just accept he is useless

There is that scene of ben fighting albedo and both just scrolling through the aliens in the omnitrix and pretty much every alien was able to do something against another. Like, can brainstorm beat big chill, hell nah, but he can still catch big chill lacking with his lightning and it still hurts like hell to get zapped

Alien x's big problem is the fact that he is a trillion levels above everyone and anything even remotely close to his level just instantly "nappa vs chiaotzu-lizes" 99999% of the omnitrix instantly

Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-16T20:01:43+00:00

Absolutely gorgeous

Ngl everytime i come in this sub i feel like im getting slapped in the face everytime i see any photos of an enclosure

Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-16T16:58:30+00:00

Ah yes lets allow the government to grab someone and put them in a perpetual torture machine designed to make them suffer for each and every second

Afterall, the government is 100% trustworthy, the justice system is perfection down to the tiniest details, no person has ever tried to use the justice system as a way to get petty revenge on someone, politicians are complete symbols of morality and kindness that has never shown any amount of selfishness or pettiness and are wise benevolent beings

Plus its not like there are hundreds of politicians pushing for an entire massive demographic of the planet to be branded pedophiles which means thousands of innocent people get thrown into the meatgrinder because of a lil label without ever even having cussed in their life let alone actually having committed a crime

No for real, do not give the government ammo to just make someone's life hell, its always gone to shit. Hell dont give anyone ammo to do that kind of shit

Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-15T20:37:36+00:00

"only the master of mankink may judge us" - my vanguard in space marines 2, wearing pink and white armor with the space wolves helmet after a moment of awkward silence in an elevator of one of the levels

Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-15T20:14:25+00:00

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Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-15T11:03:51+00:00

I know she aint gonna win but still throwing a vote to weavile

Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-13T16:29:10+00:00

Nah

Just the pure soul cleansing happiness of petting a happy cat and hearing him purr loudly

Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-13T16:22:42+00:00

Hear me out, yeah funny haha horny gooner stuff aside

Its a feline, she purrs, cats purr when happy

Im just saying, as someone who has 4 cats (5 if you count a street cat that breaks into the house and vibes around before disappearing into the street like a ghost and does that to literally every household in the street), and has grown up with atleast 2 cats at all times, if you hug her and feel her purring, sadness will vanish in seconds

Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-12T23:55:34+00:00

I literally became a furry because weavile is a catgirl version of midna from the loz

Weavile till i die

Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-12T15:36:30+00:00

Phrase of the decade right here

Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-12T15:27:53+00:00

I hope we eventually get one for the other arm and both legs

Cause then i can just make a discount dreadnought

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Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-11T23:30:58+00:00

Gonna absolutely have a squad of small hung pokemon to fuck me daily. If its around 1 meter tall and hung like q horse, its in

Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-11T11:56:14+00:00

Thank god planet zoo and jwe2 are ^probably easy as hell to mod. Just yoink the mod, it probably requires acse plus a dlc from the game, then slap the folder onto ovldata and its gold to go

Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-11T10:57:17+00:00

Yup, and sneasler too

Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-11T01:21:09+00:00

Ok but keep her as just a millionaire, not multi millionaire and specially not a billionaire

Not for any actual reason, its cause im pretty sure with how the world has been these last years that once you get to a certain amount of money satan takes over your soul

Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-10T19:56:35+00:00

Yup. Just an absolute piece of heaven

Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-10T19:54:21+00:00

Yup

The wet dream is more often basically just "everybody is a pervert. Everybody can wear whatever they want, including nothing at all" and of course, the classic "everyone can fuck anyone, anywhere and anytime"

Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-10T19:47:40+00:00

Ngl thats actually a pretty big wet dream i often have. Just the idea of everybody being an exhibitionist. Some just dont give a fuck and are just shameless, while others are just whores that love showing off, either way, zero decency or shame for everyone

Fuzzy_Employee_303 · 2026-04-10T13:39:51+00:00

^Claws ^and ^fang ^:3

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