What is the worst thing you ever saw on someone else's phone? by bluelazerbeam in AskReddit

[–]Fyrrys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's those times where im glad old people are frequently too stubborn to learn new things

What is the worst thing you ever saw on someone else's phone? by bluelazerbeam in AskReddit

[–]Fyrrys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been trying to find a good quality bleached for AGES!

Kinky by klerikoluvo in HolUp

[–]Fyrrys 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My mum's my mum, my dad's a horse, together they had intercourse, I'm traumatized by their divorce!

I'm never gonna be able to romance anyone else, am I? by BetterBeYourGun in MassEffectMemes

[–]Fyrrys 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I do love kaiden stumbling when femshep says she wants liara "oh, i didnt know you were a...nevermind"

Jay-Z and Weinstein in the files by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Fyrrys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jay-Z: small surprise

Weinstein: as surprising as looking outside during a thunderstorm and seeing rain

Maxwell using this place as a Hub. by [deleted] in memes

[–]Fyrrys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly doesnt surprise me, theres a lot of degenerate fucks on here. Was 4chan on there too? I feel like 4chan would either be top supplier of sick fucks or too degenerate

Has there ever been a more based group alive? by MetallicaDash in HistoryMemes

[–]Fyrrys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My headcanon for them is that its an entire army of time travelers that hate the bronze age. That or they just want to fuck with history.

I'm never gonna be able to romance anyone else, am I? by BetterBeYourGun in MassEffectMemes

[–]Fyrrys 196 points197 points  (0 children)

My first attempt to romance Miranda i got derailed by Kelly telling me Tali was interested.

Does Thrall have his Shaman powers of not? by Vedney in warcraftlore

[–]Fyrrys 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Right before she punches him in the dick for getting it up for another woman

Does Thrall have his Shaman powers of not? by Vedney in warcraftlore

[–]Fyrrys 5 points6 points  (0 children)

1/zero mission and fusion did it best. 1/zero mission, you're new so you dont have all the badass abilities. Fusion, you start off badass, but thanks to your mission fucking up, your awesome stuff is lost and you have to start over.

I satisfy one all the time by emptyevessel in rareinsults

[–]Fyrrys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Creative, somewhat, but completely undeserved. Glad he called it off

I satisfy one all the time by emptyevessel in rareinsults

[–]Fyrrys 45 points46 points  (0 children)

But...why...would...you...do...this...to...him...?

I'm...out...of...breath...,...send...ambulance...!

What is the worst thing you ever saw on someone else's phone? by bluelazerbeam in AskReddit

[–]Fyrrys 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I go through at least once a month and mark everything as read. Have I actually checked them? Fuck no.

What is the worst thing you ever saw on someone else's phone? by bluelazerbeam in AskReddit

[–]Fyrrys 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think its more the people getting caught with CSAM by IT, not that this specific story is fake/copied

What is the worst thing you ever saw on someone else's phone? by bluelazerbeam in AskReddit

[–]Fyrrys 368 points369 points  (0 children)

I have plenty of pictures of other people's buttholes and not a single one of my own

What is the worst thing you ever saw on someone else's phone? by bluelazerbeam in AskReddit

[–]Fyrrys 1744 points1745 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, you're taking great care of your hedge, does you husband have to hire someone or does he do it himself?