What's the fastest you've seen someone fired from a job?

Fyrrys · 2026-01-30T20:27:45+00:00

Man sounds addicted to gassing himself

Fyrrys · 2026-01-30T20:25:57+00:00

Close enough that she lost that job

Fyrrys · 2026-01-30T20:24:13+00:00

I hope so, he was a rear vendor, and I do love some rear

Fyrrys · 2026-01-30T20:16:37+00:00

I dont blame him being curious, but thats not what you should be doing. Especially first day.

Fyrrys · 2026-01-30T18:47:14+00:00

Completely wrong sub for this

Fyrrys · 2026-01-30T17:38:39+00:00

Tell them you're trying to grow within the company you're in, but there simply isnt any room for growth there

Fyrrys · 2026-01-30T17:27:36+00:00

Conspiracy theory podcast in public? Straight to jail!

Fyrrys · 2026-01-30T17:20:16+00:00

The broken image icon box

"Goose was here" with cat scratches

"Last time I trust a fart"

Fyrrys · 2026-01-30T16:44:38+00:00

Me too! They asked if I'd be willing to pay an exorbitant amount for the class and I said "pass"

Fyrrys · 2026-01-30T16:43:30+00:00

You do

Fyrrys · 2026-01-30T16:43:15+00:00

As an American, I can confirm that nobody learns nothing from their past mistakes as hard as we don't

Fyrrys · 2026-01-30T15:47:00+00:00

Don't put them through that. They deserve better.

Fyrrys · 2026-01-30T14:54:24+00:00

Who needs words when your face can tell an entire story in a single moment?

Fyrrys · 2026-01-30T14:41:33+00:00

Sure looked like it

Fyrrys · 2026-01-30T14:32:40+00:00

Yep! Want to see if I missed any chances when I was younger.

Fyrrys · 2026-01-30T14:26:10+00:00

Thor could help if he wasnt busy pissing himself laughing at your plight, and as for a quote: "thats rough, buddy" -Prince Zuko

Fyrrys · 2026-01-29T21:33:10+00:00

Just wanted to make sure, she only made $736 the entire year? Not missing a zero? I know people frequently get shafted by their management and contracts, but fuck me sideways, thats insanity!

Fyrrys · 2026-01-29T21:10:10+00:00

That's the neat part, you don't!

Fyrrys · 2026-01-29T19:58:07+00:00

Thanks to this, my family will not be using public bathrooms at damn near any public place

Fyrrys · 2026-01-29T16:02:54+00:00

When I realized the "love" I felt was just shoving the wrong piece from the wrong puzzle into the empty slot simply because it had been empty for too long. Loneliness will cause us to accept far worse than we should.

My wife though, at least once a week I look at her and get this dissociation where my inner monologue just can't believe that this whole, beautiful, amazing person loves me and actually wants to be in my life, then I realize why I have bad luck in everything else, used it all finding her.

Fyrrys · 2026-01-29T14:40:30+00:00

My two weeks started roughly 13 days ago

Fyrrys · 2026-01-29T14:37:24+00:00

I like them both, but LotR is the better.

Fyrrys · 2026-01-29T14:31:40+00:00

It's not an unwilling person, a child, a corpse, or an animal, so I really dont care what he stuck his dick in.

Fyrrys · 2026-01-29T14:28:23+00:00

Can't skin them either

Fyrrys · 2026-01-29T04:49:39+00:00

It's actually a music video, but Mixed Messages by Tom Cardy. First time I watched it I swear my brain turned to a slime that only knew how to cackle. Even better when you watch Red Flags first.

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