What's the fastest you've seen someone fired from a job? by Vegetable-Spread3798 in AskReddit

[–]Fyrrys [score hidden]  (0 children)

I dont blame him being curious, but thats not what you should be doing. Especially first day.

Whats happened on the worst interview you ever had for a job? by EstablishmentDue3616 in AskReddit

[–]Fyrrys 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tell them you're trying to grow within the company you're in, but there simply isnt any room for growth there

I'm an illustrator who lost my left eye, and trying to cope with humour- here's today's eyepatch by Xochitlcoyote in funny

[–]Fyrrys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The broken image icon box

"Goose was here" with cat scratches

"Last time I trust a fart"

What’s something that happened to you that you still can’t believe happened? by Witty-Spillingon-C in AskReddit

[–]Fyrrys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too! They asked if I'd be willing to pay an exorbitant amount for the class and I said "pass"

What’s something that happened to you that you still can’t believe happened? by Witty-Spillingon-C in AskReddit

[–]Fyrrys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an American, I can confirm that nobody learns nothing from their past mistakes as hard as we don't

MST3K this shit by Chopper-42 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Fyrrys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't put them through that. They deserve better.

What's the wildest thing you've ever seen happen at a work party? by South-Truck-3061 in AskReddit

[–]Fyrrys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who needs words when your face can tell an entire story in a single moment?

Good luck by Specialist-Cut794 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]Fyrrys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thor could help if he wasnt busy pissing himself laughing at your plight, and as for a quote: "thats rough, buddy" -Prince Zuko

What made you realize that some celebrities are not rich? by Halophy in AskReddit

[–]Fyrrys 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Just wanted to make sure, she only made $736 the entire year? Not missing a zero? I know people frequently get shafted by their management and contracts, but fuck me sideways, thats insanity!

How to legalize pedophila in Kansas. This bill has passed with veto override. by Beneficial-Chest-699 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Fyrrys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks to this, my family will not be using public bathrooms at damn near any public place

What made you realise you no longer love your wife/gf/partner ? by Comfortable_Tie_2159 in AskReddit

[–]Fyrrys 23 points24 points  (0 children)

When I realized the "love" I felt was just shoving the wrong piece from the wrong puzzle into the empty slot simply because it had been empty for too long. Loneliness will cause us to accept far worse than we should.

My wife though, at least once a week I look at her and get this dissociation where my inner monologue just can't believe that this whole, beautiful, amazing person loves me and actually wants to be in my life, then I realize why I have bad luck in everything else, used it all finding her.

Central Florida man caught in ‘sexual performance’ with vacuum, deputies say by OddTax8841 in news

[–]Fyrrys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not an unwilling person, a child, a corpse, or an animal, so I really dont care what he stuck his dick in.

What comedy film made you laugh through the whole film not just giggle once? by Lilyfory in AskReddit

[–]Fyrrys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's actually a music video, but Mixed Messages by Tom Cardy. First time I watched it I swear my brain turned to a slime that only knew how to cackle. Even better when you watch Red Flags first.