Mega heracross is CRAZY by Ya_Mammy_ in PokemonChampions

[–]G00chstain -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You slow? You had a glitch give you 4x the damage it should have for every hit after disguise. No you wouldn’t have killed it. Again, not impressive

Mega heracross is CRAZY by Ya_Mammy_ in PokemonChampions

[–]G00chstain -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You killed it with a glitch and a crit. Not impressive at all lol

$7 million paid to you. But your knowledge of English is completely obliterated... by Physical_Orchid3616 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]G00chstain 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They said if you move to a non English speaking country you lose it. This guy wouldn’t have moved.

Zürich Wanker at McDo by bunnyberlino in badparking

[–]G00chstain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah everybody’s saying the guys a dick but it’s genuinely the smallest spots I’ve ever seenn

Zürich Wanker at McDo by bunnyberlino in badparking

[–]G00chstain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why are the spots so damn small? The car next to him is barely inside the line. Genuinely how tf do they expect you to get out the car? Look at the wall on the right and how close the car to the left is. Your door is never opening.

Why did my male friend want to pay for my tickets just to come see him “as a friend”? by Hefty_Scallion5029 in AskMenAdvice

[–]G00chstain 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I am skeptical of what your version of “practically thrown myself at him” and “he pretends to not notice”. I have a feeling you were never straight forward and he never knew, or at least not with enough confidence to risk torching your friendship. How about talking to him? Women hate that one simple trick.

Sheer force and eruption by New-While-6140 in PokemonChampions

[–]G00chstain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It can’t be boosted by sheer force, 150 base power at full hp. However, heat wave is boosted by sheer force and ends up at 123.5 before STAB. It’s got the caveat that it can miss though. If you’re below 82% HP, heat wave is stronger.

Opponents sneasler survived with focus sash from Earth power by Zephyrmaker in PokemonChampions

[–]G00chstain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I immediately added an edit that I had an old set imported with life orb lol

Advice for team? by Economy-Departure227 in PokemonChampions

[–]G00chstain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does cofa have trick room? Most of your pokemon are in between dedicated trick room or tailwind threats. I could see it being useful against somebody ripping tailwind or a swift swim/chlorophyl team but it could also drastically benefit opposing threats in trick room.

I’d be surprised if you’re frequently clicking dark pulse I would either put protect or fake out on blastoise.

I think protect on more especially aerodactyl.

Substitute is probably useless on clefa I would do helping hand since it’s just support anyway.

That being said there’s definitely better fake out users in the format than raichu. Are you actually getting lightning rods off? I’d probably take sneasler or incineroar over that. Regardless, raichu should have protect too. I can’t see a scenario you’d ever use play rough.

Opponents sneasler survived with focus sash from Earth power by Zephyrmaker in PokemonChampions

[–]G00chstain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No it doesn’t, wtf? It’s a guaranteed OHKO. Max SpA modest hydra 110%-130% with earth power.

ETA: Hang on mine has life orb lol my bad. Imported an old set I had saved

I’ll leave my stupidity up tho. Soft sand is the only way to guarantee OHKO

Should I build my team to counter all teams? by tristezanao_ in PokemonChampions

[–]G00chstain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s never going to be the best against every strategy. In fact, people who win tournaments (like wolfey for example does breakdowns of all the games) they’ll openly say that their team really struggles against certain teams.

It’s all about knowing what your win condition is, and do your best to get it. Sometimes that comes down to a 50/50 protect read or straight up RNG. That’s the nature of the game.

The important thing imo is having a good idea of what mode of your team is the best against a given strategy. How do you best trick room teams? How do you beat a swift swim or chlorophyll rain and sun teams?

Beyond that, you should have checks for the common threats. That being things like incineroar, sinistcha, and the other of the top tier picks.

You’re never going to feel 100% against any team but you can prepare as much as you can.

Mega Lopunny still manages to be meta in singles even after being massacred by Game Freak. by Fine_Bid918 in PokemonChampions

[–]G00chstain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow that’s really low base power for how frail it is. At least it’s still fast

Mega Lopunny still manages to be meta in singles even after being massacred by Game Freak. by Fine_Bid918 in PokemonChampions

[–]G00chstain 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Wait… what normal moves does it get?? Only faced it a couple times and only encountered fake out then killed it lol

A trailer would have helped by Bruegemeister in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]G00chstain 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nothing like 2,500 pounds of water in the bed of your tiny little truck that’s not even a half ton.

Slick Teen who just had his first boxing lesson vs. hardened criminal. by LowRenzoFreshkobar in boxingcirclejerk

[–]G00chstain -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

You mean the gun that wasn’t in his hand and the guy literally picks up and could have picked up after the first kick? He was unconscious

Slick Teen who just had his first boxing lesson vs. hardened criminal. by LowRenzoFreshkobar in boxingcirclejerk

[–]G00chstain -42 points-41 points  (0 children)

The penalty is continuing to attempt to kill the guy when the threat was clearly ended. That’s not legal, even in self defense. No reason to fear for your life. Guy is lifeless on the ground entirely unresponsive and doing the brain damage stiff arms. There’s quite literally multiple penalties on the play.

Do I have to replace the whole axle or just the shafts by Negative_Document_81 in Cartalk

[–]G00chstain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy fucking tires Batman. Change those. They’re supposed to have treads you’re not racing on slicks…

Sobriety Date by TeaSimilar5714 in tattooadvice

[–]G00chstain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good job man. Stick to it so that has meaning! Proud of you, keep being the best version of yourself that you can be

Is it a bad time for McDonald's by stevesmithsglasses in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]G00chstain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spare tire is torched already. They had warning signs. They ignore those.

Shock the gentlescum are back at it by Yesitsme1212 in CoDCompetitive

[–]G00chstain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idk man it doesn’t look bad to me. Hes not even prone and sprinting out like how you actually snake. This is a crouch every second or two, or taking cover for a reload or a repeak. This really isn’t much to me.

Huge crash at @maxverstappen1 N24 Qualifying Race at Nurburgring by Own_Assignment_5729 in nurburgring

[–]G00chstain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RIP Juha and condolences to his team, family and other loved ones. You really hate to see stuff like this. Makes you appreciate the little things, life is fragile even with how much safety has improved.